Pink jelly teaser - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Allison.Wilder

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Nobody likes a tease...

The Pink Jelly Teaser is not a pleaser. It just wasn't everything I had expected to be. It's a major let-down as far as size goes. It's really flexible which can be a significant turn-off to most. It has a beautiful, vibrant color and those two ridges are wonderful when they hit the right spots, but otherwise this teaser falls short. I recommend it only to beginners with incredible patience.
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Pros:
Vibrant Color, Raised Ridges, Large Base.
Cons:
Porous, Small, Sticky, Floppy, Plastic Scent.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The Pink Jelly Teaser is a novelty item sold by California Exotics. It's intended to be used as a strap-on toy for vaginal penetration. It's jelly, and therefore porous, so it could be used anally with some effort and a toy cover. This toy would be excellent for a beginner just experimenting and wanting to add to their collection or as a gag gift for parties. It's very floppy so patience is necessary for using this toy.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This toy is made of a jelly material and earns a 2 on the material safety scale making it completely porous and unhygienic. Use it with a toy cover to ensure cleanliness and always clean it immediately to get the best results.

It's completely smooth except for the two raised ridges in the center of the toy that are by far the best feature of this toy.

It's tasteless but does smell faintly like plastic when held directly under the nose.

This toy is really soft, plushy, bendy and floppy. It's like a lint magnet. Everything sticks to it so after I wash it, I put it in it's original package and seal it up tight.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Pink Jelly Teaser

I got this toy because I loved the design. I had no idea that it was really that small. 4 3/4 insertable inches sounds like so much more. When I opened the box to see how mini this teaser really was, it's safe to say that I was more than a little disappointed.

Very flexible

This toy is supposed to be o-ring compatible but I just do not see how. It's so floppy I could barely use it as a stand-alone toy for vaginal penetration. It slips out easily if you're trying to use it fast and it just bends and moves around inside of you. It didn't stimulate anything for me.

Insertable length: 4 1/4"

Circumference: 3"

Diameter: 1"

Harness compatibility: O-ring compatible

Weight: 0.2 lb




The base is flared to prevent it from being lost inside you, but it's poorly constructed. It's like someone was too lazy to smooth around the edges and it just looks like someone hacked at it, packaged it and shipped it out. I might expect too much, but I think toys should be presented well as well as look neat upon arrival.

Toy base

It's a fairly discreet toy for travel, except for it's color. Store it in a box or plastic baggie to prevent it from getting to your destination fuzzier than the sweater it was housed with.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Performance

Hands down, the raised ridges are the best part of this toy. It's fairly thin, it's floppy, it bends too much when it's being inserted making it a pain, it has a plastic scent and it's just not the most wonderful toy that I have ever experienced.

It's o-ring compatible, but I don't see how that would work. I used it alone for vaginal penetration and even then it kept slipping out, making me have to work to re-insert it. It wore on my patience very quickly.

If you like smaller, bendier toys and don't mind a little extra work, then this one is great for you and I highly recommend it. If you like none of those things, then steer clear!
    • Floppy
    • Hard to use
    • Small

Care and Maintenance

This toy is jelly and therefore cannot be sterilized. It cannot be boiled. It has to be cleaned with soap and warm water or a toy cleaner.

Don't share jelly toys with anyone unless you use a toy cover or a condom and even then proceed with caution as accidents happen.

Store it in a clean, cool dark place. This toy is very sticky so I store mine in the original packaging so that there is less chance of pulling it out and having it covered in dust or lint. I recommend cleaning this toy before storing it because of it's porosity.

Jelly toys are compatible with water and silicone-based lubricants so steer clear of oil-based lubes and you should be just fine.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy was packaged in a simple, clear plastic container with a paper insert stating the name of the toy and the company name. There were no instructions for use or care of the toy. They list their website for product registration and warranty purposes. The warranty lasts 30 days, so make sure you register it immediately.


Packaging-front
Packaging-back
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I do not like this toy. It seems much smaller than it should be, even though I measured and the numbers match up with the information listed on the site. It's hardly worth it for even a gag gift, as that's money that could be spent on anything else. I personally do not recommend this toy.

I will say that everyone has different experiences. If you feel like a small, bendy toy is something you might enjoy, then by all means try one out. I hope that your experiences are far better than mine!

Experience

I was really disappointed with the Pink Jelly Teaser. I knew what the specifications of the toy were before I purchased it, but it just seemed smaller when I got it in the mail. It was really difficult for me to use for vaginal penetration because it just slid out. If I tried to use it fast, it would bend and move inside me completely missing everywhere I needed it to reach. It's just too floppy for my taste.
Follow-up commentary
Because of the size of this toy, it didn't work for vaginally for me so I've started to use it for anal penetration. I cover it with a condom because it's jelly and very porous. A toy cover coupled with the use lots of lube and it works wonderfully for me. I'm very glad I bought this toy now!
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  • EdenUser
    Thanks for the review.
  • Harpina is gone
    Thanks for the great review on a sucky toy!
  • AverageSam
    Great review! Glad to see you've started liking this toy!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks everyone!
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