Crystal jellies ballsy - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Vanessa Weiss

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Not A Fan

The low price tag is a draw for many but the cliché rings true - you get what you pay for. This toy isn't made to last, and is low quality construction for a low price tag. Save your money, it's not worth it.
Published:
Pros:
cheap
Cons:
smell, texture, material, hard to clean, hard to store
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
I was given this dildo as a gift. The first thing I noticed was the smell - I hate that smell so very much. It's a sweet, chemical, and acrid aroma that you can almost taste, and which never, no matter how much you wash it, goes away. The second thing I noticed was the sticky, wet feel - like it hadn't ever fully dried. I realize that's the way it goes with jelly toys, but it was a turn-off. When stored next to another jelly toy, they interacted chemically and both were destroyed - to be honest, it wasn't a great loss. Make sure to store your jelly toys away from their jelly brethren.

Always, always, ALWAYS use a condom if you are going to play with this type of toy. The material of which they are made can cause irritation to the sensitive tissue in the mouth, anus and vagina. The tacky, sticky texture can also irritate, and you will have to use a LOT of lubricant - using a rubber will help with this a bit.

Jelly toys are very hard to keep clean and sanitary, as the gel-like material will stick to anything and everything, and it is very easy to nick or scratch the surface, making microscopic places for germs and bacteria to hide. These toys cannot be sterilized or washed like silicone or glass and must be washed by hand.

On the positive side, the shape and girth were nice, but as I have extremely sensitive "lady bits" it was not worth it - there are too many nice silicone toys out there and I'd much rather pay extra and get something that is more durable, less irritating to my skin and sensitive parts, and better constructed.

However, if you're looking for a cheap dong and you're willing to sacrifice quality, I suppose the Crystal Ballsy could be for you.
Follow-up commentary
After dealing with the reeking mess that was the smell for a few months, I finally got fed up and got rid of this toy - it's unfortunate that it has such potential as a design but is made out of such a rancid material.
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  • Ms. Spice
    what are the dimensions of the whole toy? thanks for the review
  • Vanessa Weiss
    Unfortunately I do not have this toy any longer (like many jelly toys, it met an unfortunate end by getting in contact with another jelly toy) so I can't give you a in-person measurement, but from base to tip I'd guess about six or seven inches long. Jelly toys also tend to sort of shrink over time in my experience.
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the review. I have one very similar to this at home, but like you, quickly learned to buy higher quality toys. The only reason I still have it is because the size worked great for my wife, and I was keeping it for comparison until I found a replacement, which I just did.
  • Vanessa Weiss
    Great to hear you found a replacement! To be honest if this were silicone I'd probably have had a completely different opinion of it. But the jelly material is just so, so bad.
  • systematicweasel
    Thanks for the review, may have to skip this item lol
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the honest and clear review!!!
  • darkkitty
    Nice review!
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • Rey
    thx for the honest review
  • kennycake
    Thank you for the review!
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
  • Cat E.
    Very good review.
  • Sugarfina
    Very good review. I had this dildo a few years back and it gave me a UTI, which I still have issues with to this day. Hate it! Wish I could sue Cal Exotics!!!
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