Ultra harness 2 vibro dong - panty harness by Doc Johnson - review by JennyB

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Not Such an Ultra Harness

This harness was very uncomfortable and is not one size fits all as it claims, the toy-holding power is there but the positioning of the vac-u-lock was not conducive to easy or fun action.
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Pros:
Good for beginners, easy to clean and to attach toys.
Cons:
Not comfortable for certain sizes and not designed for support.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

I love strap-ons; they are some of the most fun you can have. I used to have a nice one, but years ago it got lost in a move. My Fiance decided to get a new one for me and he, not being wise in the ways of the strap-on, chose this lovely piece of work.

I recommend this harness to people who want a cheap "experimental" harness, but I would suggest going for something a little nicer if you want to use it for any real vigorous activities. We already had a tear on the third use.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • In the bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy atatchment
    • Easy clean

Material

The harness itself is fairly flimsy feeling. It is in essence a triangle of faux leather with the plastic vac-u-loc extension in the middle and then thin nylon straps that hold it in place.
The cock is rather nice, though not made with body safe materials and thus should be covered when in use. The material is smooth and firm to the touch with a surprising softness and yield to the material.
    • Mixed materials
    • Smooth

Design / Craftsmanship

As stated earlier, this harness is lacking good support and comfort. The thin nylon straps bite into your skin if it's tight enough to do its purpose. If it's not tight enough to cut off circulation than the position of the cock is too low and in an inopportune angle. The "peekaboo" hole for accessing beneath the harness was too big and made the whole harness feel even more unstable. And the fact that the back was a full bikini it made it impossible to have anal sex or to adjust for smaller waists without feeling swallowed by the harness.
    • Flimsy
    • Minimal

Size / Fit

This harness with its open-crotch panty style is not adjustable for those with shorter or smaller waists. It is impossible to be comfortable in this if the straps are tight enough to hold the cock erect.

If you have a larger or longer waistline then this might fit you a lot better than me.

I don't recommend this for petite or short-waisted women.
    • Ill fitting

Performance

While easy to adjust and take on and off, the level of adjustability and comfort left much to be desired. The straps were easy to slide and locked down well, the buckles were easy to snap in and out and stayed where they were put. The actual performance of this piece is lackluster, however. I had to wear it just an inch below my bellybutton to make it useable. If I had it down where it should be the cock would just flop about in a most amusing manner. Putting the toys in place for the harness was simple though and they stayed on very well.

As for the " vibrating" cock? It didn't work well and it broke on the fourth use.
    • Bulky
    • Chafes
    • Difficult to put on

Care and Maintenance

This toy is one thing, easy to clean. The cock it comes with has a noticeable scent the first few uses and it goes away after a while. But being the material it is, this is a non sterilizable item and should always be used covered. To clean it is very simple; a mild soap or toy cleanser and a warm water rinse.

The harness with its nylon and faux leather is easy to wipe clean or to soak in a little soapy water and then rinse and air dry.

Like all my toys I store these in a drawer with a non-shedding microfiber cloth on the bottom.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The packaging was minimal, just a clear plastic box with a sheet of instructions for working the vac-u-lock system. It had very nondescript and generic sex toy graphics.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

This harness was not functional enough for me and now sits in the drawer gathering dust. Sad really but I hope to get another to test soon!
    • One size does not fit all
    • Uncomfortable

Experience

When both my girlfriend and I used the harness (she was taller than me by a foot), we both had trouble getting the harness to sit right on our hips. The straps would dig at our hipbones and the "peekaboo" hole's sides kept moving and sliding over our clits too hard.
    • Ill-fitting
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  • Drifter86
    Drifter86  
    Great review.
  • Lady Nina
    Lady Nina  
    Nice review!
  • Lady Nina
    Lady Nina  
    Nice review!
  • sillymiss
    sillymiss  
    Thanks for the review!
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