Realistic cock and E-Z rider ball - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Librarian

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Not worth the ride

I would only buy this toy if you are an advanced dildo user, want thickness, have some athleticism to balance and figure out positioning.
Published:
Pros:
Vac-u-lock, good for mimicking sex
Cons:
Smell and taste, porous material
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is NOT a beginner's dildo and is best suited for those used to using these toys and who have some athletic ability in order to stabilize and use this toy.

This would be an awesome toy for solo users who are tired of holding toy in hand and want to mimic sex. You can use this anally too: the toy uses Vac-u-lock to stay in place, plus the dildo is flared with the scrotum addition so it won't get lost anywhere. The box says for men and women.

There is a weight limit of up to 250lbs. Realistic cock and E-Z rider ball is meant to be travel friendly, so you could take this on long business trips if you haven't got someone on the other end.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Sturdy flooring
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is made of rubber and it smells really funky when you first get it. Even after several days of airing out it is just funky (ended up getting rid of mine). The taste is bitter.

The dildo shaft is veined for some texture; it doesn't feel realistic to me. The dildo itself is sort of heavy (not like weights or anything, just hefty) and difficult to maneuver, though firm. The dildo is definitely for more advanced users.

The ball on which the dildo is attached seems sturdy enough and should last on the floor with mild debris (in case your floor isn't spectacular). The ball reminds me of a beach ball and has a seam running up the middle.
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Supposedly this inflatable design is ideal for travel and storage (one would hope because it actually takes up some noticeable room in a small area); however, it takes some breath work to get it blown up without deflating it; that just deflated my desire even more.

You can interchange other dildos that use this lockable system.

The toy does have a realistic look but is hardly discreet when blown up and sitting in the closet or the middle of the bathroom. You need to deflate it to put it away or have a really large toy box to store it.

The average size person can sit on it and balance, but it can take some thigh work or balance. It may be easier to squat over it, but that isn't a comfortable position for me.

Performance

The Vac-u-lock works quite well and should be interchangeable with other dildos. It includes some instructions and powder to position the dildo onto the plug and ball.

6" was a good length dildo but the thickness was more than what I wanted. However, this would be ideal for someone who likes a bit extra girth (approx. 2" diameter).
    • Discreet sound

Care and Maintenance

Everything is rubber so make sure to use a condom, the appropriate lube (water or silicone-based), and clean everything well--some warm, soapy water or toy cleaner, but make sure to let the toy air-dry.

In theory it's easy to care for and store, but I didn't like the idea of deflating the ball and blowing it up to use again, so I just hid it in the closet which wasn't ideal, because it collects dust.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy is packaged in a box with graphic images on it, so you wouldn't necessarily store the toy in the box unless you want the images. Care instructions, Vac-u-lock info, warnings, etc. all come with the toy.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

This toy was disappointing for the price. The dildo was too large (which was my fault) but the smell was just overwhelming; even after some cleaning and a few days airing out. It took awhile to blow up and I didn't want to deflate it in order to store it.

I just got rid of this toy out of frustration, and now I'm wishing I'd held onto it to try again a little later to see if things improved.

Experience

The dildo was too thick for me, took quite a bit of figuring out to master a position that would be useful for the toy, and if you don't blow up the ball well enough then you have a hard time stabilizing yourself.
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Comments
  • Librarian
    Librarian  
    I made some edits thanks to Dangerous Lilly's editing suggestions: muchas gracias!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    This just doesn't even sound like something I'd want to try. Thanks for the review.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • freud13
    freud13  
    Thanks for the review.
  • MistressDandelion
    MistressDandelion  
    Thanks for the review, this sounds.. special.
  • Pinkshirt
    Pinkshirt  
    thanks for the review
  • Experiment
    Experiment  
    The picture of the dildo had me a bit worried, and I was really happy when you addressed that it was too thick for you. I guess I'll keep looking!
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Thanks for the awesome review!
  • Demonise
    Demonise  
    ty
  • BusyMe
    BusyMe  
    i get the fact that youd have to be really horny to use it.. : )
  • thebest
    thebest  
    ty
  • BrittaniMaree
    BrittaniMaree  
    Thank you for your review.
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    Desirae Alisia Weatherby  
    Thanks answered all my questions.
  • ToriTastic
    ToriTastic  
    thanks
  • chibi1091
    chibi1091  
    Really nice!
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