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Oh Randy! You make me so.. Randy

Randy is large and in charge. He is your go to guy for pleasure and fullness. Size Queens and Kings will love him, others might be scared. Don't worry though, he's as gentle as you want him to be.
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Pros:
Vixskin, non-porous, huge
Cons:
Might be too big for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
USE:

Randy is a gorgeously filling, realistic dildo. He can be used for solo insertion, play the part in a DP scenario, be a huge anal avenger, or hook himself up with a harness for some large fun.

Remember though, he is a big toy. He is not overly long at just 6.5 inches (5.5 insertable), but he measures 6.75 around (just over 2 inches in diameter) and is almost as wide as a can of pop, so keep that in mind if you are looking to take Randy home with you.



MATERIAL/TEXTURE/DESIGN/SHAPE:

Randy is made of Vixskin. I would like to take this oppotunity to say I LOVE vixskin! This is my first toy in this material. I would see videos and read reviews from people praising this stuff and I had to give it a go.

Vixskin is a very safe, realistic feeling silicone. It is squishy but can be sterilized. The inner core is hard, you can feel it when you squeeze Randy's shaft. The combination of the squishy exterior and hard interior makes him feel very real. More real than any toy I have ever felt.

He is a giant penis and looks like a giant penis. There is no hiding what this is. From his pronounced head to his ever so slightly veined shaft, he screams sex toy so he is not the most discreet.


HOW DO YOU USE IT?:

Randy can be used on its own as a very filling insertable dildo. He also has a lovely flared base so you can use him in a harness, or anally. If you use it anally, be sure to prepare for it well. Although he does have give, he is still huge and you do not want to tear or hurt yourself.

The base does suction to hard surfaces (walls, desks, hard chairs)with no problems at all. He is very easy going.

CARE AND STORAGE:

Randy came in a clear plastic tube that is ideal for storing him in. His tacky feeling exterior means he collects everything in his path so keeping him in there will keep him free of dust and pet hair. Once you pull him out, treat him with some water based lube for play time.

Randy can be washed with anti-bacterial soap and water or your favortie toy cleaner. Give him a good deep down clean by boiling him for 3 minutes or putting him in the dishwasher on the top rack (sans soap). Make sure to sterilize him between orifices or partners.

HOW DID IT WORK?

Oh Randy. He makes me happy. If you are looking for a really nice full feeling, he is your man. He is so big that he makes all your internal happy spots squeal with delight. I am not yet brave enough to take him anally but I am sure he would be amazing for anal as well as p-spotting. If I get there, I will surely let you know in the follow-up.

Chances are you will have to work your way up to his girth, or ease him in ever so gently. Once you get there, he is worth the effort.

Follow-up commentary
Randy and I continue our love affair quite regularly. He has joined the Man and I for DP fun quite often and he also keeps me occupied on the nights I am alone.

The Vixskin is so lush, it makes me want to get my hands on some of Randy's brothers. He is definitely worth it.
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My Randy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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Comments
  • 0letitgrow
    0letitgrow  
    fantastic review on a scary product!
  • klyte
    klyte  
    Great review!
  • tA
    tA  
    Thanks!
  • jenn16007
    jenn16007  
  • Greenleaf
    Greenleaf  
    Thank you for the review!
  • rms1992
    rms1992  
    thanks for the review
  • Brandonn
    Brandonn  
    thanks
  • Fun with Dick & Jane
    Fun with Dick & Jane  
    Thanks...and wow!
  • lilys
    lilys  
    great review
  • funforall7
    funforall7  
    thanks for sharing!
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    thanks for the review!
  • lovebites
    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
  • Aishiteru
    Aishiteru  
    Great review.
  • Real or memorex
    Real or memorex  
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    I'm going to be honest, the picture of Randy next to the can of coke scares me!
  • ashboo32
    ashboo32  
    Thanks!
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