Oh, the possibilities...
This harness lets me fuck and be fucked at the same time, which is a rare, wonderful experience! It opens up many new possibilities for creative lovers, and is both easy to use and easy to clean. Don't be fooled by the less-than-sexy appearance - this toy delivers satisfaction in a humble but oh-so-functional way.
Published: June 22, 2010
Pros:
Easily adjustable
Comfortable
Allows for simultaneous intercourse!
Cons:
Non-changeable 2" O-ring
Only fits up to 24-26" thighs
Looks more utilitarian than sexy.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
This versatile harness opens up the possibilities of strap-on sex. I personally use it for simultaneous intercourse between two women, which is a wonderfully unique sensation (fucking and being fucked at the same time?! Wow). I imagine, though, that this would be a very helpful toy for other variations of double-intercourse (a dizzying array of possibilities, really), as well as for certain populations: those with lower back pains/disabilities that make pelvic thrusting painful or difficult, women who desire strap-on sex but dislike the inherent 'maleness' of a standard pelvis harness, those who want to more easily self-pleasure by strapping it to a pillow (etc.) and humping away (much more easily done with this tube-shaped harness than with a regular harness), and those who want to expand their range of intercourse positions. It works best on thighs, but might be made to fit other body parts. Truly, this harness is remarkably flexible, and with a little creativity there could be many more possibilities for fun than I've listed here.
This harness is made of neoprene and velcro, making it vegan-friendly, environmentally low-impact, and easier to clean than leather harnesses. The only drawbacks are that it looks like a knee brace and smells somewhat like a shoe store... Don't let that put you off, though, since unless you're using these for oral you won't be smelling much of them at all (and I imagine the smell fades through repeated washing). The major plus side of this not-so-sexy material is its function - and in sex, a toy with good function is key to overall sexiness, so there you go. The material is soft, with a slight velvety feel on the outside, about 1/4" thick (with give), and has a slight stretch to it, which makes this comfortable, form-fitting, and unlikely to move during sex. Plus, it's waterproof (hooray!) so it's ideal for a wider range of wet activities...
Sturdily built, the simple design is both ergonomic and utilitarian. The two velcro straps will attach anywhere on the outside of the harness, making it extremely easy to adjust to different sizes (from small to medium-large) and positions. The O-ring is built in, and seems to be a hard but flexible plastic disc/donut. It can only accommodate toys up to 2" in diameter, which is enough for most people, but size queens should take this into account. On the other hand, toys with smaller bases (2" or less) will slip out - I used it with the
Flame dildo and its 2" base came out during heavy thrusting. When I used it with the
Magnum though, the wider base (~3" diameter) stayed put very nicely. Additionally, since the design ensures a snug fit to your body, double-ended dildos and the more realistic ones with balls cannot really be used with this harness. Otherwise, its design is straight-forward, user-friendly, widely adjustable, and sturdy.
The circumference varies from about 11" to 24" (plus up to 4 more inches if you stretch the material and only overlap the tips of the velcro with the body of the harness). Both I (a pretty small woman) and a more heavily built partner were able to use these harnesses, but for larger plus-sizes, be sure to measure your thigh before purchasing as there's a good chance it won't fit. For both I and my partner, however, it was easy to adjust so the fit was snug and secure.
I found this harness easy to put on, comfortable to wear, and readily adjustable. All you do is slip the dildo into the O-ring, place it on your thigh (or other body/furniture part), wrap the harness body to a snug fit, and smooth the velro straps down to secure. It accommodates any flat-based toys with bases larger than 2" diameter and shafts 2" across or smaller. If the dildo fits within these ranges, it stays secure even during heavy use. The harness works well in a variety of positions (different thigh placements: front, back, side, dual-action - plus anywhere else you can get it to fit on your body), though individual anatomies will determine how well variations perform. There is a small amount of constriction necessary for a secure fit, so make sure it is not so tight that your limbs start to tingle, no matter how caught up in the moment you are! ;)
Three cheers for low-maintenance toys! Since this is made of neoprene, you can simply soak it in some warm water with a little mild dish soap or detergent for about 30 minutes, use a soft scrub brush on any embedded fluids or stains, and hang to dry on a non-metal hanger/string/rack (metals can leave rust stains). Easy!
Storage is simple as well - the harnesses will roll up and secure at dimensions of ~ 7.5" x 4" x 1". You can store them in the clam-shell packaging they come in, or (like me) simply roll them up and keep them in your toy chest.
Follow-up commentary
I still like it
3 months after original review
I do still like this toy, and it's perfect for a few occasions - but really it can't hold a candle to the control you get from a pelvic harness. Also, one of my favorite dildos has a base just too small for this slightly stretchy o-ring, and the slippage has become rather annoying. I still maintain it's great for the sheer novelty of it, the higher position variety, and folks with lower back issues. For me, though, this toy stays on my bottom shelf.
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Great review...and it really does look like a knee brace...could be a good thing if anyone ever finds it that's not supposed to!
Great review. I have to say that I definitely own this though, and for larger plus-size girl, I can still use it. It just has to go farther down on my thigh then it would for other women - but still usable and still one of my favorite harnesses.
Good review! This one looks like fun
I've been eying this one for a bit, it is now on my wish list, thanks for the review!
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