Goodfella - realistic dildo with balls discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by deceased

First, you look at the price and say..."Is it worth it?" In these hard times, you need maximum value for your money or more bang for your buck. (I've reviewed Buck before, another Vixen Creations product, and it's a much bigger bang, but it lacks balls).

Goodfella has balls but he's no Godfather. He's good - he's totally realistic. People who don't want their dildos to look like penises, go no further. Step away from this crime scene now. Those who want an average, non-kinked out dildo come in, hang out and listen up.

Goodfella is not the Godfather of all realistic dildos because he is an average sized guy. Average is not bad, in fact it can be an exceptional thing! First off, this is not a big hunk of silicone. It's almost seven inches from base to tip and it can stand upright on its own. It has five and a half inches of insertion length because it has big, round, gloriously wrinkled testicles that are made to bump up against your partners (or your) pudendum and provide friction and stimulation. These fabulous nuts create an intriguing bulge in your pants for packing or, because of the way the base sits under it, the testes sit outside of your strap on harness.

Goodfella is made of a special premium silicone that is called Vixskin. Vixskin is meant to mimic the feeling of real skin. It has a firm inner core, and a soft, tacky finish skin like surface. It comes in three skin color shades for a more realistic experience as well.

Goodfella is very harness friendly. Its base is stiffer than its body, so it rests squarely against your pubic bone. It's an inch and three quarters in diameter, so it fits into just about every harness out there, including the Spare Parts Joque, which usually isn't friendly to dildos with nuts. Because the testicular sac is above the base, problem solved. Balls hang out. And what great, juicy, plump three dimensional balls they are.

You can wear this in a Bare Nothing Harness with briefs on and arrange the cock to whatever side you like. It's firm, but very flexible. It is also a fiber magnet in your pants, so if you are hard packing, wash your cock and cover the Goodfella with a condom.

As for the cock, its like a young man's erection, straight out, and curving up . Has a nice curve for G or P spotting. Goodfella has a beautiful glans that is mushroom shaped but not overly bulbous, and natural looking corona, and is circumcised. He is nicely veined but not overly so. He has a nice soft, realistic ridge under his shaft.

Because he is pure silicone, he can be given a blow job, he can be used manually both anally and vaginally, his falls are a great anal safety device. Goodfellow's unique base that makes it so great as a harness dildo also makes it easy to use by hand.

Goodfella is a gorgeous penis, he is not the biggest, but he is worth of something Michelangelo might have carved (and enjoyed). Yes, a work of art.

Your Goodfella can last a life time if you keep him away from sharp objects or other silicone toys or silicone or oil based lubes. Water-based lubes are compatible with Goodfella.

Goodfella can be soaked in a 10 percent bleach solution, washed in antibacterial soap, boiled for 3 minutes, or put in the top rack of a dishwasher. Silicone doesn't degrade until the temperature reaches over 600 Fahrenheit.

Goodfella does not mind living in a plastic bag , but he would rather be on you or in you.

I have packed with Goodfella, fucked myself stupid with Goodfella (OMG) because he hits all the right spots and the texture and material is marvelous. He picks up heat and retains heat really well, and the balls just feel great, they make all the difference in the world.

I have also used him anally, it inserts quite comfortably.

Harness wise, I like a longer dick. My partners tend to be large women, and Goodfella isn't going to reach in well vaginally on someone 300 pounds. Half that size, you are going to have a field day, but a larger woman requires positional creativity.

Goodfella does lack girth and length for some folks, but it is the average guy penis, except a little more symmetrical and perfect.

I still think this is a fabulous strap on, even though it did not get a single vote in the weekly round up. It's one of the finest quality dildos and one of the most versatile sex toys I have ever used, but I feel I am reviewing for the wrong population anyway. I still think the world of this product that can be used by anyone, any gender. I realize few people pack, but for those who do, this is quite the "good fellow" you want to have in your pants along with a few condoms in your pockets, on a night out.