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Pleasant and not too creepy

This toy is one that people pass links around as a joke; the “Twilight Dong” and all. But when you get past the joking, this is a well-designed and very good toy!
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Pros:
Good size, good material, not very glittery.
Cons:
A bit long.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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I only wound up buying this item because the size of it was exactly what I wanted. I don't like Twilight and the idea of an Edward dong is a tad creepy. My theory (or rather, what I used to convince myself to buy it) is that it's not like I'm going to even be looking at the supposed sparkles and such.

I was actually really surprised when I received the item. It isn't as pearly and glittery as I was expecting. It has a fairly pale color (although nothing I haven't seen on humans . . . granted, not on dicks, but still) and the glittery coloration is pretty much invisible. I really had to look hard to see anything, although it is fairly notable at the bottom of the base. There's no actual pearly color, like the stock photos seem to make you believe. It is a tad shiny, but I would expect nothing less.

I did buy this primarily because it was the size I needed it to be. With a 5 inch circumference, and 1 inch and a half in diameter, this is a toy that hits right at the high mark for what I want in size and thus is very filling and amazing feeling. This toy does not fail in those regards and it slides in fairly easy. The only size issue I ran into is the length. This item is 6 1/4 inches long. I found out quickly that about an inch of the dong was not able to be inserted, as the head has already hit the cervix. This is an issue I'm not really worried about as it is intended to be used with a harness. Once in the harness, some length will be lost and it should go in pretty smoothly after that.

The material used on this toy is silicone, which is rated as a 10 on the safety scale. Overall, it's a fantastic material. This particular toy (although this is not an indication of the material itself) does have a fair amount of drag. This will easily go away once wet with either your own fluids or lube.

Despite the creepiness factor in having a dong that is essentially a giant Twilight joke (pale glittering dong jokes and all), this is an excellent item. I hold no regrets about buying it and am very pleased. (It also provides for many jokes about Edward between my girlfriend and me!)
Follow-up commentary
The length issue hasn't gotten any better, and the harness my girlfriend and I have didn't lop off much space. We just need to be careful unless I want a sore cervix.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Robespierrethecat
    Robespierrethecat  
    so glad you acknowledged the twilight feels.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Glad you liked it too
  • FunFantasys
    FunFantasys  
    thanks!
  • TrenchcoatHunters
    TrenchcoatHunters  
    Thanks for the review.
  • phoenixfire
    phoenixfire  
    Thank you for the review. I appreciated the humor.
  • souviet
    souviet  
    ;D And you're welcome for the humor. Hard not to make it with this.
  • libbyv
    libbyv  
    thanks for the review
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    twilight dong, haha
  • Anna Mattingly
    Anna Mattingly  
    great review
  • zj22
    zj22  
    Thank you
  • Liz2
    Liz2  
    Enjoyed your review! A sore cervix is not my desire either. Some of my longer dils do work with a harness w/o pain.
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    Thanks for the review
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