Really? It's ballsy alright!

I prefer my dildos to be hard. Unless you purchase for the size only, it's pretty useless. And let's not even discuss the smell! It's just too floppy!
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Pros:
Large
Cons:
Too flexible
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
This was packaged in plastic like most dildos, plastic that you have to cut open, no big deal. It looked better in the package and certainly smelled better. It smelled horrible when I opened the package. I realize that not all toys are not made of unscented material, but this is one of the worst I have ever had. If all penises smelled like that, I'd do without!

The size is perfect, but that's the only perfect thing about this toy.

It is too flexible for me. I prefer my dildos to be hard, not bendy. Flexible is good in a man, but not in this area.

I wasn't intimidated by the size, it's pretty close to my husband's size. And I bought this to give my husband a sexy show. It is a little larger than is described in product description. It didn't exactly work out for us. It is very flexible and I was not able to sit it up and ride it like I had planned. It bent way too much. The balls are very flat and droopy/saggy. It's just not that attractive, other than the pink color.

It's kind of realistic.. unless you consider the smell and most penises are not that veiny.

It's easy enough to clean. I use soap and water and anti bacterial toy cleaner, as I do with all of my toys. You can clean with silicone cleanser or use silicone lubricant. You can not sterilize this toy, though.

The pricing was good, very reasonable for such a large toy.

All in all, not my favorite toy by a long shot! I guess if I ever get desperate enough, I would use it. Ella by Lelo gives me a much better orgasm, and it's much smaller! I would suggest buying a different dildo.
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  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    Thanks for the review!
  • shielaray
    shielaray  
    Thanks for reviewing!!
  • pizzahut
    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Thanks!
  • ASpiritedSlut
    ASpiritedSlut  
    Yikes, the balls are not attractive!
  • Strider
    Strider  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Great review, thanks!
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    mailroomorder  
    Thanks for the review!
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