Slim Jim - sex toy by Happy Valley - review by Cunlinguist

I’m a bit of a goldilocks when it comes to sex toys. Granted I’m also a very poor goldilocks (hey why do you think I do these reviews anyway), and as of yet haven’t had much time or money to devote to pursuit of the perfect dildo with which to pleasure my lover. Given the surprising hit an miss nature of sex toy shopping my first plus about the Slim Jim is the price. It’s inexpensive enough to dish the money out for, but still classily built to avoid insulting your lover by introducing her (or him) to a crummy poor quality cock. That’s not to say the Slim Jim was an entirely satisfactory purchase, but it was a great beginner dildo.

Both my girlfriend and I are pretty tight and when we decided to experiment with sex toys we wanted something that wasn’t painful and wouldn’t take away from the good old pleasure of my personal favorite activity fingering. That said the slim jim worked for one of us. Surprisingly, since I’m the one who enjoys penetration the most my girlfriend loved it when I fucked her with this dildo. While she’s never been able to get off vaginally (I’m working on it dutifully trust me) she loved taking on a submissive role and feeling full as she took my cock inside her. Watching her lips cling to it as she moved up and down on it on top of me is undoubtedly the hottest experience of my life. It gets me off just thinking about it. That said I found fucking her with this, either manually or in a harness and entirely mentally pleasurable experience. Honestly I chose regular dildo over a double ended one or plugs because I was afraid to come first and with the slim jim I doubt I will ever have that problem. I really didn’t feel a whole lot on the giving end and unfortunately didn’t get the stamina boost of mutual stimulation. Actually the base of the dildo against my pubic bone created the same problem I’ve had with other dildo’s and slightly chafed my shaved skin. I’m not sure how this would feel with hair but I can’t imagine it would be particularly pleasant.

As for myself I’m actually rather pleased to admit, that despite my femininely responsive vagina it does not seem to like dick at all. Using this dildo was an awkward and painful experience for me, so I can only advise those hesitant and petite girls out their to not be deterred by the fact most small toys seem to be only for anal, and stick with something smaller.