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Smurfing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Ever wonder why Mary Poppins always had a sunny disposition? I'm pretty sure it's because she owns 'The Super'! More perfect then a spoonful of sugar 'The Super' is designed for those who like realism with a dose of girth and texture. The sheer size makes this 'Papa' more for advanced users and size queens.
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Pros:
Feels wonderful, great size, beige for realism & shimmery blue for the Smurf lover in you!
Cons:
I didn't have any but it's not for everyone.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

The Super is used for vaginal and anal penetration. Designed for an extremely filling session beginners should take caution. The size is meant more for the queens among us and even then warm up and lube may be necessary. The base of The Super is made with balls creating a flare that makes anal play safe but wow it would take a lot to go there!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Super is 100% Silicone. The premium material means non-porous, hypo-allergenic, latex free and phthalates free. Super safe.

The Super is designed as a realistic dildo with a good deal of vein texture. He's smooth to the touch, firm but still has a bit of flexibility to it. The balls make an easy base to hold on too as well as added stimulation during thrusting.

There is no smell or taste associated with The Super but it definitely is a mouth full! The Super is also waterproof so playtime in the shower, tub, pool, anything wet, makes for a great time.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The Super is designed as a realistic dildo. It's phalic shape is wonderfully firm and thick. That being said please take note to his size. The Super isn't for everyone! The specs on Eden give it a length of 8 1/2", 7 1/4" insertable and 1 7/8" in diameter. This is accurate however the diameter is the shaft size not the bulbus which on mine measures 2". So if you can handle the girth this one is amazing. Another tip would be to take care not to ram your cervix. Though there is some flexibility to The Super it's never fun to hit the cervix wrong.

There is nothing discreet about this one and if you decide to travel with this super monster then don't be surprised when you get interesting looks after it passes through the x-ray machine. Bet no one saw this come outta Mary Poppins travel bag!
    • Realistic

Performance

My Super-duper toy performs blue magic. Either Mary Poppins brought it on the wind or a Smurf knew my number but The Super is perfect for bringing wonderful bouts of ecstasy. Vaginal insertion should be warmed up to but no worries because prolonging the play is just as tantalizing. The thickness of The Super gives a pleasant stretching feeling with just enough texture to be felt rubbing interior walls. For me the base is a perfect hand hold for thrusting. Depending on how much of The Super you can take thrusting allows the balls to slap against you adding immensely to the pleasure.

Anal use would be safe and I'm sure enjoyable as well but I'm not to a point where I can play anally with him.

The Super is o-ring compatible as well.
    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance for The Super is super easy. Toy cleaner, dishwasher, soap and hot water or bleach solution are all great for clean up. It can also be boiled for disinfecting.

Lube can be your best friend with The Super. Make sure to use a water-based lube.

The Super needs to be stored safely away from other toys or in a toy bag to protect it. A lot of toys like The Super should be stored upright but I haven't had any problems with just tossing it in a toy bag then into my nightstand drawer laying flat with the rest of my toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Super came in clear plastic packaging with a simple insert. The insert gave basic information on the dildo. Nothing about it is discreet nor is there anything special to it. I tossed it and use a toy bag for storage.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

The Super is my favorite dildo to finish with at the moment. The size may be intimidating but it simply feels amazing. The soft yet firm take on The Super makes it extremely comfortable. I definitely recommend it based on safety, performance and satisfaction.

Smurftastic!

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Follow-up commentary
I still like my Super a lot. In my review comments I was asked about comparing the Super and the Outlaw. Now that I have both I can say they are completely different. The Super is firmer and obviously shorter then the Outlaw but it isn't as filling either. The Super has more texture to offer because of his firmness whereas the Outlaw is thicker but squishy and forgiving. Both are great toys. The Super offers only two color choices but I love the blue shimmery look. It's made from safe materials, it's easy to clean, easy to store and the base is great for handling and manuvering. I would recommend the Super to anyone who can handle his size.
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Comments
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Extremely useful.
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Very nice review! I enjoyed reading this. What a beautiful color! Thanks so much for all the info on this.
  • dv8
    dv8  
    I wonder how this compares to the similarly-sized Vixen Outlaw and the Tantus General.
  • SexyTabby
    SexyTabby  
    Thanks everyone

    dv8 I have the Outlaw on my 'Hubby buy me for Christmas list' so hopefully soon I'll be able to answer part of that for you
  • richsam
    richsam  
    nice review!
  • SexyTabby
    SexyTabby  
    Thank you
  • Kissy
    Kissy  
    Wow! Sounds like a winner! I am going to work my way up! Thanks again for the review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a funny, and helpful review.
  • SexyTabby
    SexyTabby  
    You're welcome.
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a fun, informative review! Still LOL @ Mary Poppins.
  • SexyTabby
    SexyTabby  
    lol thanks.
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