So Shiny!
Bring your harness play to a whole new level of glam with the Bionic. A sparkly, vegan friendly, double strap harness that is sure to please.Published: July 10, 2011
Pros:
Shiny! Fits a wide variety of people and toys
Cons:
Not discreet
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Use
If you are anything like me, sparkles make you happy and suck you in like an emo chick to a vampire (only a sparkly vampire of course). So, of course I saw the Bionic and had to have it. It is sparkly, it is blue, it had some silver trim and I could ravage a female lover with it (or peg of course). The dildo sits at a nice, low position which makes it easy to work with.
Anyone that is interested in harness play would love this one (so long as they like the sparkle as well). It is very well made by the fine folks at Aslan, but it is a totally vegan friendly product made of vinyl.

Anyone that is interested in harness play would love this one (so long as they like the sparkle as well). It is very well made by the fine folks at Aslan, but it is a totally vegan friendly product made of vinyl.

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- Pegging
- Strap-on sex
Material
The Bionic is made of vinyl. This product is easy to clean and vegan friendly. It is smooth, and very pliable.
There are plenty of gromits holding all the pieces together securely. Two large metal o-rings connect the belts to the center portion. There are 4 sturdy belt buckles, 1 on either hip and 1 on each back strap which make for easy sizing.
There are plenty of gromits holding all the pieces together securely. Two large metal o-rings connect the belts to the center portion. There are 4 sturdy belt buckles, 1 on either hip and 1 on each back strap which make for easy sizing.
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- Smooth
- Vegan
Design / Craftsmanship
The Bionic is compatible with any flared base dildo. It has a permanent hole that can hold a diameter of 1.75 inches as well as a detachable o-ring for easy changing. The o-ring that comes with it is a stretchy 2 inch but could easily fit up to a 3 inch diameter without any problems. There are 2 snaps that hold the o-ring in place and it can be interchanged without hassle.
All the straps are sturdy and easily adjustable. The sparkly blue color hardly makes it discreet but it is gorgeous when it is on.

All the straps are sturdy and easily adjustable. The sparkly blue color hardly makes it discreet but it is gorgeous when it is on.

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- Fits many size toys
- Interchangeable o-ring
- Well made / sturdy
Size / Fit
For me, it fit like a glove. The buckles are secure, and there are plenty of holes for sizing. The largest size you can fit the Bionic to is 44 inches around at the hip. The smallest is 30. The 2 back straps are adjustable to ensure a proper and snug fit.
The cut out hole will accommodate a 1.75 inch (diameter) dildo but there are 2 snaps and a rubber o-ring included. The o-ring is 2 inches and stretchy and can be interchanged without difficulty.

The cut out hole will accommodate a 1.75 inch (diameter) dildo but there are 2 snaps and a rubber o-ring included. The o-ring is 2 inches and stretchy and can be interchanged without difficulty.

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- Adjustable
- Fits comfortably
Performance
This harness is awesome. I was a little concerned that it would get sticky on the skin after long sessions but it is nothing a bit of powder wont take care of, if need be. It is very easy to get into and adjust, and very comfortable during use. All the buckles fit easily into the proper hole and the o-ring snaps are sturdy. I have not felt like they would pull out.
This is not something one could wear under clothing without notice. The buckles are large and would surely show through pants.
This is not something one could wear under clothing without notice. The buckles are large and would surely show through pants.
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- Comfortable during use
- Easy to put on
- Holds toys very well
Care and Maintenance
This harness can be easily cleaned with soap on a washcloth and rinsed the same way. I would be leery of submerging it for lengthy periods of time because there does seem to be a cloth liner inside it that could possibly mold. I wash mine off and dry it with a towel and let it air over night before storing it back in the bag it came in.
There is no way to sterilize this so I would be careful about sharing with partners that you are not fluid bonded with.
There is no way to sterilize this so I would be careful about sharing with partners that you are not fluid bonded with.
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- Easy to clean
- Easy to store
Packaging
This guy came in a large ziploc bag. It is clear with no manufacturer information on it whatsoever. There is a tag attached to it with instructions for leather cleaning but this guy is vinyl.
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- Good for storage
- Minimal
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Jobthingy
(Eden Advanced reviewer) He said, "Girl, don't be hurt. I've sweat a lot and smell of dirt, But I think I'd feel naked without your shirt."
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Thanks for the review, this looks like so much fun!
awesome review ty!
I love the colour of this, great review thank you.
awesome!
Thanks for the sizing info! If not for that, I might have gone ahead and ordered it... I'm often right on the line between regular and plus size with harnesses. Looks like it's time to go back on weight watchers so I can get into it. I want it B-A-D!
Nice review
We love the look of these. Thanks for the review!
love the pics!
Might have to give this a try! x
Thanks
great review
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review. Really looking forward to getting this baby.
it looks pretty =)
LOL, like an emo chick to a sparkly vampire!!
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review!
want, thank you