Theo harness small - g-string by SpareParts HardWear - review by Sinclair Sexsmith

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SpareParts' new g-string style harness

If the SpareParts Joque your favorite, but you prefer a g-string, this might be great for you. Still a bit bulky, but comfortable when you get all the straps set up just right.
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Pros:
So comfortable! And easy to keep clean since it's machine washable.
Cons:
No adjustable O-rings, really bulky fabric, kind of hard to adjust so it fits juuuust right.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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The SpareParts Joque harness has been ranted and raved about since it debuted, and most of the queers I know who fuck regularly with harnesses *love* it. I've tried it ... I was not quite as impressed. Mostly because I prefer the g-string one-strap style, but also because it was bulky and a bit unwieldy.

But lo and behold, SpareParts has come out with a new harness, just like the Joque but this time, a g-string one-strap style. So obviously I had to try it.

The material is the same as the original Joque, which is one of the best-designed and most versatile harnesses available. It's completely waterproof and can be used in the pool or in the shower, which also makes cleaning it completely simple: just toss it in the washing machine. Amazing.

It also fits hips from 20" to 50" wide, so it really will fit just about any body. The wide waist strap has elaborate folding velcro pieces that mean that it will be tight and snug on a wide range of hips. Or at least, that's what the documentation says. And while I did find that to be true, all the extra fabric, options, and pieces made it hard to get it to fit just right.

The g-string style is more comfortable than the jock strap style for me, but the excessive amount of fabric that makes this harness able to fit so many different sizes makes this harness really bulky between the legs. It didn't fit as tight and comfortable, as a second skin, as some of the other harnesses I've tried, and ultimately just wasn't quite the one for me.

Still, it's got some great features and I love that it's so easily washable. Once the straps and snaps are all in place, it can be very comfortable, but takes a lot of work to get it to fit just right. And after it's on, all the fabric is pretty bulky.
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My Theo harness small tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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Comments
  • Victoria
    Victoria  
    The quest for the perfect harness continues! I was hoping this was the one. The Theo still sounds like a great one for travel and maybe even sex in the shower, pool etc. Do you plan on trying it out in water?
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Wow - great that this is machine washable! Too bad it wasn't so great in other areas.

    Good review!
  • newonetwo
    newonetwo  
    Great review
  • Finso Nin
    Finso Nin  
    Great review
  • kinksters
    kinksters  
  • AriBoi
    AriBoi  
    Great review! Thanks
  • toysforall
    toysforall  
    awesome, thanks!
  • Snozzberries
    Snozzberries  
    I just bought one and I am eagerly awaiting my delivery. I love the washability. Good write up of the cons of adjusting and bulkiness; I have hope this will work for me because of my body type.
  • Chris15461
    Chris15461  
    nice review
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Thanks for sharing
  • lilys
    lilys  
    thank you
  • Kaleb
    Kaleb  
    Ty
  • Ryan&Brooke
    Ryan&Brooke  
    Ours will arrive on Friday and we are both very excited as it will be our first time using a harness. Thanks for the write up.
  • mmmmm
    mmmmm  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • marshmallow
    marshmallow  
    thanks!
  • Marie Hanna
    Marie Hanna  
    nice review.
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review
  • ashboo32
    ashboo32  
    thanks!
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Great thank you
  • higs
    higs  
    Great review!
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