Menage a trois - dildo harness by Sportsheets - review by Marty

Not everything in life or sex toys always works out the way we would wish. Such was the case with the Menage a trois for two harness set. Our package arrived in short order and we were both eager to see what it was really all about. While rather strange looking, we thought it had genuine possibilities, regardless of how silly the model looked wearing it on the graphic insert. Well, we can't always go on first impressions.

As with any sexual product designed to be worn, most people are eager to "get it on." I was no exception. There was only one problem. No matter how hard I studied the rig, it didn't make sense to me. "So what? I'll just start putting it on and see what happens. Hmmm, doesn't go this way...doesn't go that way...let's try...no, that doesn't work either!" Back to the drawing board (in a rather frustrated state). Looking at the picture again, I found the strapping was snapped to the rings incorrectly! No wonder the darn thing didn't make sense!

OK, so I began checking straps to reconfigure them according to the photo. There was the culprit! I found it! So, I unsnapped it and it fell apart in my hands. That's right, one of the straps was defective from the factory due to faulty workmanship. By this time we were both getting discouraged. But I did manage to get the strap temporarily attached long enough to put on this very weird arrangement. As it turns out, some women (at least one woman noted for spanking her husband) finds a dildo coming out of hubby's stomach more than she could stomach! Jo had a good laugh and said something like, "Not on my watch!" There may have been something else about her being the only one in our house who was going to wear a dildo.

That was the end of our Menage a trois for two.

In all fairness, we feel it did include a very nice little dildo but sorry, from our experience, not only with the workmanship but our perception of the concept as well, we cannot recommend this product.