Menage a trois for two harness set review
As it turns out, some women (at least one woman noted for spanking her husband) finds a dildo coming out of hubby's stomach more than she could stomach! Jo had a good laugh and said something like, "Not on my watch!" There may have been something else about her being the only one in our house who was going to wear a dildo.Published: October 23, 2007
Not everything in life or sex toys always works out the way we would wish. Such was the case with the Menage a trois for two harness set. Our package arrived in short order and we were both eager to see what it was really all about. While rather strange looking, we thought it had genuine possibilities, regardless of how silly the model looked wearing it on the graphic insert. Well, we can't always go on first impressions.
As with any sexual product designed to be worn, most people are eager to "get it on." I was no exception. There was only one problem. No matter how hard I studied the rig, it didn't make sense to me. "So what? I'll just start putting it on and see what happens. Hmmm, doesn't go this way...doesn't go that way...let's try...no, that doesn't work either!" Back to the drawing board (in a rather frustrated state). Looking at the picture again, I found the strapping was snapped to the rings incorrectly! No wonder the darn thing didn't make sense!
OK, so I began checking straps to reconfigure them according to the photo. There was the culprit! I found it! So, I unsnapped it and it fell apart in my hands. That's right, one of the straps was defective from the factory due to faulty workmanship. By this time we were both getting discouraged. But I did manage to get the strap temporarily attached long enough to put on this very weird arrangement. As it turns out, some women (at least one woman noted for spanking her husband) finds a dildo coming out of hubby's stomach more than she could stomach! Jo had a good laugh and said something like, "Not on my watch!" There may have been something else about her being the only one in our house who was going to wear a dildo.
That was the end of our Menage a trois for two.
In all fairness, we feel it did include a very nice little dildo but sorry, from our experience, not only with the workmanship but our perception of the concept as well, we cannot recommend this product.
As with any sexual product designed to be worn, most people are eager to "get it on." I was no exception. There was only one problem. No matter how hard I studied the rig, it didn't make sense to me. "So what? I'll just start putting it on and see what happens. Hmmm, doesn't go this way...doesn't go that way...let's try...no, that doesn't work either!" Back to the drawing board (in a rather frustrated state). Looking at the picture again, I found the strapping was snapped to the rings incorrectly! No wonder the darn thing didn't make sense!
OK, so I began checking straps to reconfigure them according to the photo. There was the culprit! I found it! So, I unsnapped it and it fell apart in my hands. That's right, one of the straps was defective from the factory due to faulty workmanship. By this time we were both getting discouraged. But I did manage to get the strap temporarily attached long enough to put on this very weird arrangement. As it turns out, some women (at least one woman noted for spanking her husband) finds a dildo coming out of hubby's stomach more than she could stomach! Jo had a good laugh and said something like, "Not on my watch!" There may have been something else about her being the only one in our house who was going to wear a dildo.
That was the end of our Menage a trois for two.
In all fairness, we feel it did include a very nice little dildo but sorry, from our experience, not only with the workmanship but our perception of the concept as well, we cannot recommend this product.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Double Penetration for the female bodied couple
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So I would really like to try double penetration with my girlfriend but I don't have a dick so I need to get a harness that will accommodate two dildos. So far I've only seen the vacuum lock options (link) which aren't very high rated. Are there harnesses for men that would support a second dildo in place of a dick? Theres also a this nifty attatchment, which, while not high rated in itself, could present some possibilities. Do you think it would be possible to secure a lighter second dildo to the balls of the goodfella as shown? link
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Quote: So I would really like to try double penetration with my girlfriend but I don't have a dick so I need to get a harness that will accommodate two dildos. So far I've only seen the vacuum lock options (link) which aren't very high rated. Are there harnesses for men that would support a second dildo in place of a dick? Theres also a this nifty attatchment, which, while not high rated in itself, could present some possibilities. Do you think it would be possible to secure a lighter second dildo to the balls of the goodfella as shown? linkSeems like your combination of the Erection Keeper and the Goodfella would work out fine. Another thing you may consider is combining a traditional harness with a feeldoe. The feeldoe can be worn anally (link) so you would get enough space between your front and back dicks.
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Quote: So I would really like to try double penetration with my girlfriend but I don't have a dick so I need to get a harness that will accommodate two dildos. So far I've only seen the vacuum lock options (link) which aren't very high rated. Are there harnesses for men that would support a second dildo in place of a dick? Theres also a this nifty attatchment, which, while not high rated in itself, could present some possibilities. Do you think it would be possible to secure a lighter second dildo to the balls of the goodfella as shown? linkWe have used this with the Fun Factory Tiger and she really enjoys it.
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EF doesn't carry this, but we bought ours at a local shop. It is jelly, so a condom must be used.
I must add that we bought the Double Penetrator for our first foray in double penetration. I found it much too tight to be comfortable, and we soon bought a male harness, which we both prefer.
Now we use the Double Penetrator on another dildo for dp masturbation, as one does. She likes it because it has a flexible core, which can be adjusted to arrive at the most comfortable angle. It can also be moved up or down on the shaft of the other dildo to vary the depth of penetration.
My only worry about using this toy with another is that we may be violating the Geneva Arms Agreement, but it is a fun combination.
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Double Trouble?
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I'm quite interested in the idea of this kit, but the reviews are terrible... Is there anything else that would be better? Or any other feed back on it?
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Quote: I'm quite interested in the idea of this kit, but the reviews are terrible... Is there anything else that would be better? Or any other feed back on it?If you're looking for a specifically male-bodied friendly harness, check out the Ulti-mate (it just got a good review). Or, take a basic harness like the Latigo, remove the back pad, and it should be adjustable to fit around an erect penis.
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I think this is one of those cases where it didn't work well for the one(s) that reviewed it, but it may work well for others. I mean one of the main problems that Marty and his partner had with it is that it looked funny to have a dildo coming out above his penis. I think that is sort of the point with this device, so you need to get around how it looks at some point and check it for functionality. The other reviewer said the cock ring was too small, and the way to relieve that problem is get an additional cock ring or rings in a larger size so that it will function well.
CW gave some good advice as well, and I will add that I have no trouble using my inexpensive three-strap harness to hold a dildo above my penis.
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Thanks for the honest review, I was thinking that this would of been a perfect gift for a close friend. Glad I saw this first :-)
Eep. I have to agree with the previous comment - thanks for being honest!
What a shame! I really considered this for us but it sounds like a waste of time and money.
Did you try returning the product to get one that worked? I had a problem with a vibrator. When I got the new one, my opinion of the toy changed from negative to positive. Maybe your partner wasn't really too much for the idea. Good luck with the next toy!
Hey Marty, I am new to EdenLink but I'd like to apologize for the defective Menage a Trois Harness. Sportsheets offers a Limited Lifetime Warranty and we will gladly replace it for you.
Your frustrations are not what was intended. Feel free to contact me.
Thanks for the review!
Great review!!
very upfront and honest review, thanks.
Thank you for the review, now I am considering paying a bit more to get a better product.
Awesome review!
thanks for the review!
Thanks for the review; made me laugh.
Thanks for reviewing