Ultra harness 2 vibro dong - patent dildo locking system by Doc Johnson - review by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

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Strap it on!

This is more of a 'starter harness.' The harness itself is great, but I'd look for another Vac-U-Lok dildo to make the most of it.
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Pros:
Easy to use, affordable, Vac-U-Lok allows different dildos.
Cons:
Cock that comes with it isn't the best, vibrator's a bit cheaply made.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
My wife and I adore strap-on play, so when we moved from Europe, it was with great reluctance that we discarded our Powerlock Harness with Cock and Balls (it would have been TOO embarrassing to have customs discover THAT!)

It's actually taken us over a year to get a replacement - which gave us plenty of opportunity to choose a new strap-on that fulfilled every one of our requirements.

The first was ease of use. The Ultra Harness is a study nylon affair with adjustable straps and plastic clips - so once we'd adjusted it for my wife's hips, she could clip it off and on snugly.

Secondly, we wanted one that was 'easy access'. The Ultra Harness comes with a cutaway section underneath the dong, allowing full 'access' to my wife's pussy or - if some double-penetration is called for - I could wear it and have my cock dangling out below the plastic one.

Third was variety, which is why we picked a Vac-U-Lock harness. The Vac U Lock system means you can exchange cocks for larger or smaller ones, or those with vibrations. The harness comes with a thick, veiny vibrating dick, but we look forward to getting another dildo soon.

The dick itself is eight inches long, thick and realistically firm, with a moulded head and veins, but no balls (which is a pity.) It comes with a vibrator built into the head, which buzzes powerfully. The drawback is that you have a long cable leading out of the bottom of the vibrator and a controller that you need to put somewhere (I jokingly suggested my wife store it in the orifice the cutaway exposed... She didn't like that!)

The vibrator itself is adjustable - the vibrations go from reasonably strong to fairly aggressive. Annoyingly, though, the control and battery compartment is rather cheaply made and the back keeps flopping open. To be honest, I think the whole vibration thing is more trouble that it's worth.

The dick REEKS of plastic when you first unpack it, but that smell soon fades. Because it's not made from silicone, you are recommended to use a condom over it and should never use oil-based lube. Use PLENTY of lube, though, because it's fairly thick and meaty.
Experience
I don't consider myself gay in the slightest, but there is nothing sexier to me than a beautiful, curvy girl with a big, thick dick swinging between her legs. When my wife strapped on the harness, she looked delicious. I would have preferred one that came with a dildo and balls - as that would have made the fantasy of it being a 'real' dick that much more vivid - but the cock itself was long, firm and reached down to her knees!

My wife had me on my knees, worshiping her cock with my mouth. It was very big and she loved to yank the cock out of my mouth when it was dripping in saliva and slap me roughly on the cheek with a wet, meaty sounding 'thwack'.

I bent over the bed with my ass at hip-height. My wife gave me a VERY hard spank on one ass-cheek and then proceeded to pour cold, slick lube between the cheeks of my ass and swirl it around my tightly clenched asshole with her thumb - before forcing her digit inside me.

She finger-fucked my ass until it was good and slick - then used her lube-lathered hand to slather up the shaft of her cock - pressing the head against my butt and pushing gently.

Preparation is the key! I was lubed up enough to allow the intruder in, although the cock is BIG and I gasped and groaned in discomfort. It was only when she was fully inside of me that I felt the head tickle my prostate in that 'good' way - the way that makes my dick swell.

Turning on the vibes just increased the sensation. The length of that dick is perfect, reaching right inside me to the golden spot. I could have probably cum from her just being inside of me, that dick buzzing away and her lube-slick hands groping my buttocks and stroking my back.

Instead, she began to thrust - gently at first, as it hurt. Only when she added more lube (it was running down my legs at this point) was the pain turned to an intense, indescribable sensation.

I can't say it was all pleasure, but it was SO intense and within minutes the combination of that big cock, her thrusting hips and the friction of my bare dick on the bedclothes had me spurting into the sheets. I literally BEGGED for her to slowly slide herself out then - even though she was worked up now and wanted to fuck me longer.

Finally, sticky and spent, she made me drop back to my knees and plunge my head between her legs - licking and sucking at her pussy through the cutaway section of the nylon harness. It was awkward - that big, rubber dick kept banging into the top of my head and lube was everywhere. But she was dripping wet from the moment my lips touched hers and as I worked my tongue on her throbbing clit, she soon spasmed and clenched my head between her thighs.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ToyingCouple
    Oh my goodness! The experience section has me flushed!!
  • Kcito
    this dildo looks amazingly huge,,scary
  • Lady Neshamah
    great review
  • sillymiss
    great review
  • highflyballer
    Great review. I love the experience section. I want exactly what you have with your wife
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