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Basic Harness and Not-So-Silicone "Cheap Porno" Probe

This is a pretty decent harness that fits into the basic double strap category. There are no leather parts, which keeps it from being more expensive, but it also doesn't have the cool look of some of the other harnesses. It comes complete with a dildo, but it left something to be desired. Since the o-ring can be removed, having different sizes for different sized dildos is a good idea. A decent, inexpensive way to get into pegging.
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Pros:
Very versatile with removable o-ring; Easy to adjust for many sizes; Easy to clean; Slot for bullet
Cons:
Dildo is not very good; Not as cool looking as some other harnesses
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Lover’s super strap® harness is a two strap (jock style) harness. I did quite a bit of research before selecting this harness. I wanted something that would be comfortable as well as versatile and didn’t break the bank. I found this particular harness to be very comfortable and easy to use. The straps have to be sorted out each time we put it on, but it isn’t too complicated and just takes a moment. My wife and I are pretty average sized, but there is still plenty of space to adjust the harness larger or smaller if you need to. Having a removable o-ring is a big plus because then you can use different size o-rings to allow for different size dildos. Also, the felt pad in the front is removable if it is in the way (e.g. if you are using it to help her support the feeldoe) and it has a little slot where a bullet vibrator could be inserted to provide some stimulation to the wearer.

After receiving this harness and showing it to my wife, I realized that I had made a small error because she was completely turned off by the included dildo. She thought that the color was gaudy and even the shape bothered her. I think she said “it looks like something I would imagine being in a cheap porno!” This wasn’t a huge problem as we have other strap-on dildos and have acquired more since. Another potential problem is that it only comes with one o-ring, but I made sure to have extras on hand so that we could fit whichever toys we wanted to use. If I had it to do over again, I would probably select the Vibrating velvet harness instead as it comes with three o-rings, a bullet vibe, and no dildo, so I wouldn’t be throwing any pieces of it away before they wore out.

Anyway, we have successfully used this harness in several different ways. For ideas on how a harness can fit into a heterosexual relationship look here. My wife has worn it for role reversal, and I have worn it for both single and double penetration on her. We have also used it with no less than seven different dildos of varying diameters (from the Compact to Johnny) by just swapping out the o-ring. We have found this harness to be very useful and versatile and it is often pulled from our toy box for all sorts of different activities, but we have yet to use it as part of a Halloween costume.
Follow-up commentary
The Lover's Super Strap Harness continues to be the only harness in my collection. This seems kind of silly considering all of the high end toys that get put in it. The thing is, I'm a pretty cheap guy and unless I can really justify the purchase of a replacement harness, I'm not going to get one. What would it take to justify a replacement?

1. If it didn't fit or was uncomfortable - not the case
2. If it didn't meet its designed function - not the case
3. If it broke - hasn't happened yet

Don't get me wrong, if some one were just giving a nice leather harness away that had the same functionality, I would jump all over it, but I don't see that happening any time soon. So, until then, I'll just keep using the Lover's Super Strap Harness until it breaks.
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  • Denise
    I alaways want a big fat dildo that can full up my tight pussy and make me feel good. where can i get one
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Well Denise, although your comment appears to just be spam, I will reply that you can find lots of dildos that should have no problem filling you up just by looking around this site. If you have a genuine comment or question, please feel free to post it.
  • O Lolita!
    O Lolita!  
    Nice reply to the spam, Jimbo. :) I would like to know whether or not it is machine washable, or how easy it is to clean? And whether or not you would suggest it for beginners?
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    I believe all of it is machine washable. The straps definitely are, and the backing should not be a problem either, but I can't say that I've actually done that with it since I usually just clean it by hand. I would definitely suggest it for beginners as it is a complete set of harness and dildo and is inexpensive. If one wanted a higher quality dildo, I might go with the vibrating velvet harness instead and pick out the desired dildo. Thanks for your comments.
  • FAM4LIFE
    FAM4LIFE  
    Thanks for the review, Jimbo. I have a similar harness, but never knew it would be comfortable for my (male) partner to wear. I honestly got the harness to use on him, now I'm very excited to know that we can use it for double penetration! Thanks for the info!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    You're welcome, FAM4LIFE. Glad I could help. Best of luck in your new adventures!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Good review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Thanks, ~LaUr3n~. That's very nice of you.
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Very good review.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    You compliment is appreciated, Tart.
  • Caprieclipse
    Caprieclipse  
    good review! I am not a big fan of the red either, def needs a color change!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Thank you for the compliment, Caprieclipse. A color change is definitely in order.
  • C-Rae
    C-Rae  
    Thanks for your thoughts! Very helpful
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    You are welcome, C-Rae. Thank you for the compliment.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    thanks
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    You're welcome, SadoMas.
  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    nice review
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    Thanks for the great review!
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