Tera Patrick's big one - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Voluptuous Redhead

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Tera Patrick's big one review

Sadly enough this pretty little toy is just WAY too big for me to take it all in but if and when ever I really want to test my limits this is the toy I go to. This is definitely not a good toy for beginners or for the average Jo’s. But if you want to see just how big you can go Tera Patrick’s Big One would be a good addition to your toy chest.
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Pros:
Material has a little *give* - Big, really big - Flared base makes it harness compatible
Cons:
Really big - Has a slight smell - Big
Rating by reviewer:
3
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My curiosity won the day that I purchased this big beast of a toy. I am not usually into realistic looking cocks but the purple crystal look of the toy made it less noticeable. This has been my one and only experience with Crystalessence and I was not quite sure what to expect.

The day I received Tera Patrick’s Big One|Tera Patrick's big one I had to laugh. There was absolutely no way this gigantic cock was going to fit. At a 7 inch insertable length and a whopping 2 ½ inch diameter my fingers came nowhere close to even touching when I wrapped my hand around the shaft. There is a very slight smell to the toy but nothing that would have kept me from at least trying to tackle this beast. The picture on the site gave me the impression that it would be rock hard but to my surprise it did have a little give to it (which in my opinion was a plus). It also has a flared base so you could easily strap it onto a compatible harness.

I started out with the Sire dildo by Tantus|Sex toys reviews – Sire dildo and worked my way up to the General which is also made by Tantus. After several orgasms I told my partner, Nymph, to try the “Big One”. She was surprised, I do not usually like anything much bigger than the Sire, but she eagerly lubed the big purple monster up and slowly started to work it in. I could only take about an inch or two, but the Crystalessence felt awesome! I have used this purple monster a few times and just can’t seem to get past that two inch mark.

The after clean up is fairly easy, just wash with soap and water; dry it and store it. I have noticed that the material likes to collect particles of everything it touches so make sure to wash before and (of course) after each use. I store mine in a Zip-lock bag to keep the toy from getting to much dirt and dust on it.

Sadly enough this pretty little toy is just WAY too big for me to take it all in but if and when ever I really want to test my limits this is the toy I go to. This is definitely not a good toy for beginners or for the average Jo’s. But if you want to see just how big you can go Tera Patrick’s Big One|Tera Patrick's™ big one review would be a good addition to your toy chest.
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  • Voluptuous Redhead
    I have definitely enjoyed having this in my collection and would recommend it to anyone looking for a big toy to satisfy their *big* needs.
  • How would you compare Crystalessence to silicone?
  • Voluptuous Redhead
    *Epiphora*

    Crystalessence seems to have a gravitational pull of all the dust and who knows what other little particles in the room so I would definitely use condoms with it.

    Silicone can be tossed in the dishwasher or boiled to be disinfected while the Crystalessence can only be washed with a toy cleaner or with soap and water (to my knowledge).

    With the Crystalessence toys you can use water, silicone or oil based lubes while the silicone toys can only be used with water based lubes.

    Hope this is what you wanted.

     
  • Dame Demi
    Crystalessence toys always make me think of candy, they're so pretty and almost sparkly in appearance!  And if it were candy, this one would indeed be a mouthfull! 
  • Voluptuous Redhead
    I doubt that I could even get the head of this toy into my mouth. In fact I know I couldn't.
  • Dame Demi
    Yow!
  • Bulma
    Crap this thing is huge!  I don't know if I could even get something this big into my cunt at all!  It sure looks pretty though.

    Nice review! 
  • Voluptuous Redhead
    Thanks Bulma.
  • Voluptuous Redhead
    Cyrstalessence is grouped in the same Saftey Category as Jelly (which has a Saftey Rating of 2 or 3) Always make sure to put a condom over this toy when using it.
  • Nashville
    This toy is certainly girthy.. Almost to a point where it scares my pants off, and not in a good way!
  • Sleeping Dreamer, sadly enough I've only tested this one out once. : ( I haven't had the courage to attempt it a second time... The pictures really don't give you the sense of how big it is.
  • Nashville
    Have you tried this more than once over the past year?
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • MK434
    Nice review!
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