Tera Patrick's big one - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Valyn

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If you're looking for a good stretch, Tera Patrick's Big One is for you! It's affordable, has a good width, and isn't too long if you're just looking to stretch out.
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Pros:
Makes you feel really full, and the material is nice.
Cons:
Not a beginners toy.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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What a dildo! This baby barely qualifies as a sex "toy". This puppy is one lean, mean, stretching machine! With 2 and 1/2 inches in diameter, Tera Patrick’s™ Big One™ is no joke.

Tera Patrick has seven inches of insertable PVC, and the material is great. It's not too wiggly and not porous, so it doesn't absorb chemicals or smells. It seemed really heavy in comparison to the much smaller and slimmer toys I had.

I really wasn't sure what to expect. I had bought and tried out another of Tera's products, the Tera Patrick’s™ Strobing Penis and it was very rigid and veiny. When the big one came in, the first thing that really hit me was how much smoother it looked and felt. It was huge. I was convinced it would take weeks to get it in, but I was ready to start stretching myself up to the challenge.

Preparation was definitely needed, but totally worth it. As excited as we were to try it out, my boyfriend and I thought it would be best to prepare. I wasn't really sure how to prepare for a mother like that, so he and I both tried getting in as many fingers inside me as we could, and honestly, I started to worry me a little when my boyfriend never seemed to get even close to getting his knuckles in. That night I was sore, and could feel my poor, stretched pussy lips throbbing most of the night, but I was still determined. No pain, no gain, right?

The next day, I decided to go solo with the big one (with an eager audience watching). Unsure of what would prepare me the best, I grabbed all my toys and two bottles of water-based lube and went to work. It took maybe 20 or 30 minutes to find a way to comfortably shove around three of my other, smaller toys in. Included were Tera's Strobing Blue Penis and an old reliable, Peach Jelly Slim Jim Dildo.

I was out of preparation ideas. It seemed that my time with the big one had come. Seriously doubting it would go in, I positioned myself above the enormous monster, feeling super un-sexy as my boyfriend watched what was bound to be failure. I lowered myself slowly, intimidated by the purple penis below me, and then... there it was! It was in! And oh, it felt so good! My boyfriend, who’d been playing with himself as he watched, came almost immediately, and I was thrilled. The big one filled me up and made me feel super naughty, just like I had hoped for.

A few minutes later, the size of the big one must have hit my boyfriend, because he had to know if I was numb or could even feel him inside. Having sex was so good after Tera’s Big One! I was sensitive in such different ways, all stretched out, and it’s always been my opinion that the real thing will always beat a toy. Boy, did it! I came so quickly, and kept cumming! Since then, I’ve used the big one a few times here and there when I feel the need for a good pussy stretching and some new sensations in sex.

Cleaning the big one is easy. As a rule, I always wash my toys with soap and water if I can. The big one always gets rinsed off before use, just because it attracts dust and hair even from inside the toy case I have.

Tera Patrick’s™ Big One™ is an amazing toy. The material gives just enough to be comfortable, and the width fills you up. My boyfriend and I use it to get me stretched out, and it makes for a great show for him and wonderfully different sex for me! This massive dildo is most definitely a new favorite.
Follow-up commentary
Tera's Big One still has my love and attention! I've had it for a few months now, and I still love using it. I was so sad to see that it was discontinued. I still love how this toy stretches me out. It really widens me and opens doors to all sorts of fantasies, for me and my boyfriend. I don't use it every day, so that I can get back to normal in between. But, whenever I'm feeling extra frisky, and am craving some hot new sensations, the Big One is still my first pick.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    That is quite the mammoth dildo! Sounds like you were able to find just the right warm up techniques to get it in. The Crystalessence material is better than some but worse than others. Toys that big are pretty rare in silicone and they cost a lot more, so if you need the stretch you gotta take what's available. Nice review.
  • Naughty Student
    I think my man would be intimidated by this one, lol. Nice review indeed.
  • Rockin'
    Wow, you taught me something new. I didn't know there could be jellies that were nonporous. Thanks for that tidbit! Liked the review as well.
  • Valyn
    Thanks everyone!

    @Jimbo Jones - It was really hard to find a big dildo for this price. Most are really expensive, and since it would be my first big one, I didn't want to spend $50+. This one was awesome as a big starter.

    @Naughty - It still surprises me to get it in. If I leave it alone for a few days/weeks and then go pick it up, I almost always think, "I got THIS thing inside me? WOW."
  • Nashville
    It's a shame this has been discontinued.
  • icelandia
    great review
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
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