Terribly smelly...
I was not terribly impressed by this toy. It's a great color and texture but has a lot to be desired in firmness and material safety. I was excited at first but it just turned into another meh type product, although it makes a pretty awesomely huge packing cock!Published: November 7, 2010
Pros:
Great Color, Awesome texture.
Cons:
Not nearly firm enough, Overpowering scent.
Shortly after receiving my Super Ballsy Cock, I also received the UR3 Ballsy Royal. I was really intimidated by both of them at first honestly. They are really LARGE! I love the purple color of the UR3 and opened it up right away when I saw it in the mail. I was a little disappointed when I pulled it out of the package however, I was hoping for a good firmness in my hands but it just flopped over on me. The second thing I noticed was this was another scented dong, and again it was overpowering. My boyfriend at the time even commented on the scent being rather strong.
I was excited about the size of this toy until I got to trying to use it. Like I had said earlier I was hoping for a distinct firmness to go along with the size of this guy and was met with a flaccid cock. I was half tempted to get a dowel and a apple corer and shove a stick in it to make it more stiff. I had a hard time using it at all. In the end I decided it would make for a much better, HUGE packing cock.
I have to say that I really did love the feel of the Ultra Realistic material however. It was smooth, soft, and almost velvety feeling, rather similar to the real thing. UR3 is a TPE which means it's best to only use water based lubes due to the silicone content. It also is phthalates free / latex free, which as we all know is just freakin awesome! However it is EXTREMELY porous, so be very careful to keep the toy clean, use a condom and I don't suggest sharing!
It is large Length: 8" Insertable length: 7" Circumference: 5 3/4"
Diameter:1 3/4".
And a little heavy at 1 lbs. It is "O" Ring harness compatible, but due to its floppiness I'm not sure it would be great for strap-on play or pegging (and again the size!).
A note on toy maintenance: Make sure you keep this toy clean, wash with warm water and anti-bac soap after each use, and dust with a little cornstarch so that it keeps that silky soft texture. I keep mine is a zip top baggy so that it doesn't get dust, or fuzzys from the air, and so that it doesn't absorb dyes from other toys.
I was excited about the size of this toy until I got to trying to use it. Like I had said earlier I was hoping for a distinct firmness to go along with the size of this guy and was met with a flaccid cock. I was half tempted to get a dowel and a apple corer and shove a stick in it to make it more stiff. I had a hard time using it at all. In the end I decided it would make for a much better, HUGE packing cock.
I have to say that I really did love the feel of the Ultra Realistic material however. It was smooth, soft, and almost velvety feeling, rather similar to the real thing. UR3 is a TPE which means it's best to only use water based lubes due to the silicone content. It also is phthalates free / latex free, which as we all know is just freakin awesome! However it is EXTREMELY porous, so be very careful to keep the toy clean, use a condom and I don't suggest sharing!
It is large Length: 8" Insertable length: 7" Circumference: 5 3/4"
Diameter:1 3/4".
And a little heavy at 1 lbs. It is "O" Ring harness compatible, but due to its floppiness I'm not sure it would be great for strap-on play or pegging (and again the size!).
A note on toy maintenance: Make sure you keep this toy clean, wash with warm water and anti-bac soap after each use, and dust with a little cornstarch so that it keeps that silky soft texture. I keep mine is a zip top baggy so that it doesn't get dust, or fuzzys from the air, and so that it doesn't absorb dyes from other toys.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I still really don't care for this toy at all. It smells, it's not really stiff enough for any real use and well... I just don't like it. Here's hoping someone does.
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UR3 ballsy royal – realistic dildo
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I love the color! How would this be for a beginner?
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Quote: I love the color! How would this be for a beginner?If this is your first dildo, I would say no. It is rather large and might feel uncomfortable. As for the brand, the first dildo I used was a ballsy and I really liked it. I like how it is veined and the balls give you something to grab onto during penetration.
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I dont like the color
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ChirpAre there other Doc Johnson items like the Ballsy Royal, Product #DJ60092 that are UNSCENTED that you can recommend? -
I am currently review the creamy delights. The review should be up soon.
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ChirpI have the Ballsy Royal, Product #DJ60092 and like the item. However, the strawberry scent is overpowering and irritating. Is there a way to neutralize or lessen this scent either temporarily or permanently?
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Quote: I have the Ballsy Royal, Product #DJ60092 and like the item. However, the strawberry scent is overpowering and irritating. Is there a way to neutralize or lessen this scent either temporarily or permanently?Try to encase the toy within a condom. Many times, washing these items doesn't really do anything I'm afraid. :(
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Letting them air out for a long time (days) can help.
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Ohhhh, thats horrid. I had my eye on this one cause I love purple, the large size and UR3. But I don't like a floppy cock! Have you had a UR3 toy before? Just wondering to compare the smell. Im sensitive to smells but I don't have a problem with my one and only UR3 I own so far. Cheers for the review.
Thanks for the review. I agree it looks great, but I'll pass on stinky toys.
I have a couple of UR3 products. I think the two toys I have smell a little like Jell-O, which is an odd smell for this type of thing, but I guess appropriate if it flops like Jell-O.
If you put the dowel in it does that make it a woodie?
Soft and big just don't go together very well most of the time, do they - and smell is always a turn off.
This was the first UR3 toy I had owned...and while I am impressed by the texture of the material, I think I will stick to my silicone toys from now on.
Thanks for the review!
great review
Thanks
Thanks for the review!