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The Jock of All Trades

This is our new favorite harness and is totally worth the cost. It's completely waterproof and fits snuggly and comfortably like a bathing suit. It may not be worth the money for all people but anyone who needs to have an adaptable harness on hand for water environments or travel-friendly really needs to consider this one.
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Pros:
Waterproof, No metal parts, Stretchy material, Comfortable, Fits toys of many sizes
Cons:
Not crotchless
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This impressive harness is for anyone, any time, anywhere. It's great for female-to-male pegging, female-to-female strap-on sex, and is even soft and comfortable enough for gender expression with packing. The material is very soft and stretchy so it conforms well to almost any body type. It's also waterproof so it's great for those who want to be able to get it on in the shower or even the pool.

And while the price is not beginner friendly, it would be well worth the price because of the quality and adaptability of this harness. But if you are an advanced user, this harness won't disappoint. We've had a cheaper one before and you definitely get what you pay for.
    • Gender play
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex

Material

This harness is made from spandex and polyester and really does resemble a bathing suit in many ways. And that's honestly the biggest plus of this harness: being able to use it anywhere, including in the shower. It's nice to break it out whenever you need a little strap-on play without having to make sure you're dried off from bathing first.

Another benefit to this harness is that there is no metal in it! Not as a buckle or an O-ring! Why is that good? Well, there's no hard parts to hurt your skin, nothing to bang around inside the washing machine or dryer, and nothing to set off metal detectors if you take this with you on a flight! Nothing but benefits, in my opinion.
    • Mixed materials
    • Water-proof

Design / Craftsmanship

The harness is very adjustable with Velcro and tightening straps. It took some time to get it perfectly fitted the first time but after that you can just undo one of the Velcro sides to slip it on.

And while there is no traditional O-ring attachment, there is a substitute stretchable ring the can accomodate dildos up to 2-inches in diameter. I was impressed with how stable it was able to hold the dildo. There are two flaps of fabric behind the ring to help hold the dildo in as well as protect your skin and hair from being pinched or pulled during play.
    • Fits many size toys
    • No o-ring needed
    • Stylish

Size / Fit

It is a highly adjustable harness with the Velcro and straps. Plus the material itself has a lot of give and stretch to it which makes it comfortable for a variety of body types. The only possible downside is how much the material will stretch and wear out over time.

One downside to the harness, and arguably the only one, is that the crotch portion is not open. So while in use, you're not able to reach down and touch the genitals of the one wearing the harness without moving the fabric or undoing one side of the Velcro. This didn't affect my partner and I's opinion of the harness however because it didn't affect our usual routine much but it could to someone else.
    • Adjustable
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Fits comfortably

Performance

The joque harness is more than attractive and waterproof. It tightly and stably holds the dildo in place while in use and was comfortable for both giver and receiver. There was never any hard metal parts to cause discomfort and the dildo never lost balance or flopped all over.

Though it's possible that after using 2-inch dildos in it for a while that the ring might stretch out over time and not hold a 1-inch one as well. But an easy way to put off or prevent stretching is to make sure not to leave the toy in the ring when not in use or to not vary the size of toy that drastically.
    • Comfortable during use
    • Holds toys very well

Care and Maintenance

This is machine washable, just as any delicate bathing suit. But I would suggest hang drying it rather than the dryer and to not wash it with anything else immediately as it may leak dye. But there's no worry about water damage and that's awesome!

And it even comes with a matching drawstring bag of the same washable material making a great storage or travel bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This harness is so versatile that it went from being used by an ex who was considerably thin to being mine, and I'm a plus-sized woman. This harness was just as comfortable for me and fit me with room to spare. It went through the washing machine very well and came out looking new. I love the bathing suit-like material and the fact that there are no metal parts to this harness. Though it might be a while before it's used again, it's still one of my favorite items and I don't plan on getting rid of it - ever.
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Comments
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Good review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for the review!
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