The jolly green giant
This is a great realistic shaped and feeling dildo. It has left me wanting more and more of it!! The size is large and very filling. Completely worth every penny!Published: January 19, 2009
Pros:
I love the mint green shimmer, and the size is great for the price.
Cons:
Strong smell and not for someone inexperienced sexually.
I got this big boy more out of curiosity than anything. I am so glad I did. I have completely enjoyed playing with this toy alone and letting my husband take control of it. I love the veining and texture. The mint green shimmery color is just the coolest thing ever and nope not too girly for the hubby to want to play with either.
The size is massive. More so in girth than length but the insertable length is not too shabby at all. I have to and suggest using a LOT of lube for this green giant. The balls make a nice handle to hold onto and maneuver it just the way you are wanting to get fucked and also keep it from getting lost in never land.
This toy is excellent for couple and solo play. To use it alone I had to warm up with another toy and let my fingers go to work massaging a good thick lubricant all around the sides of my vagina to avoid a tear and then just take it slow till I have it inserted. I want to ride this dick so hard and slide up and down the entire shaft but it will take a lot more practice to get there. The good thing is that each time I have had this toy has left me wanting it again.
The smell on this toy is strong. We washed it first and let it sit out a day or so before using it but it still smells, and now so does my bedroom even with it in my toy box. Cleaning this toy was super easy.
Doc Johnson did a wonderful job with this Big Johnson. I love dildos and this one is for sure a favorite. Just thinking about how big it is and how good it feels gets me wet. I would not hesitate to buy it again. It is one of the prettier and bigger dongs I have seen at this price point.
The size is massive. More so in girth than length but the insertable length is not too shabby at all. I have to and suggest using a LOT of lube for this green giant. The balls make a nice handle to hold onto and maneuver it just the way you are wanting to get fucked and also keep it from getting lost in never land.
This toy is excellent for couple and solo play. To use it alone I had to warm up with another toy and let my fingers go to work massaging a good thick lubricant all around the sides of my vagina to avoid a tear and then just take it slow till I have it inserted. I want to ride this dick so hard and slide up and down the entire shaft but it will take a lot more practice to get there. The good thing is that each time I have had this toy has left me wanting it again.
The smell on this toy is strong. We washed it first and let it sit out a day or so before using it but it still smells, and now so does my bedroom even with it in my toy box. Cleaning this toy was super easy.
Doc Johnson did a wonderful job with this Big Johnson. I love dildos and this one is for sure a favorite. Just thinking about how big it is and how good it feels gets me wet. I would not hesitate to buy it again. It is one of the prettier and bigger dongs I have seen at this price point.
Follow-up commentary
3 days after original review
I just wanted to come back to add a little tip for this toy. It was out of its original packaging I keep it stored in and on the bed for use along with another toy from this line that is red. They touched for less than an hour total, before during and after sex. There was a condom used but I took it off immediately after use, so I do not know if that made it worse or not. I also used water based lube but it was on the condom not the actual toy. While cleaning up I noticed that where they other toy rolled down next to this one there is a pink stain now.
I recommend using the original packaging for storage of these toys, and if that is not possible that they are stored individually and not touching any other toy or device. Also be aware that even short term contact during use can cause discoloration.
As a side note, I am still loving this beast and all that he can do for me!
I recommend using the original packaging for storage of these toys, and if that is not possible that they are stored individually and not touching any other toy or device. Also be aware that even short term contact during use can cause discoloration.
As a side note, I am still loving this beast and all that he can do for me!
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My experience with sil-a-gel is that it does smell. Did yours seem to have a scent added to unsuccessfully cover the material odor, or does it just seem like it is the material itself? Those balls do seem like they would make a nice handle. Glad you and your boyfriend enjoy using it on you. Thanks for the review.
If there was scent added it just intensified the odor in my opinion. It does not smell like roses that is for sure but the pleasure it provides more than makes up for the scent. Thanks for reading!
We enjoyed your review Cinnamon, sounds like a great deal for a dildo at this price! It also looks like it would be harness compatible for anyone into role playing etc due to the nice ballsy base.
It looks huge - how long and thick is it exactly? Great to know cleaning was a breeze, what exactly did you do?
The insertable length is about 7 in length and supposedly is about 1 3/4 in diameter. I think these measurements are a tad bit conservative but maybe it is just the veining that makes it feel like such a monster. It already has antibacterial properties from the material, so with this one I have been cleaning with mild soap and warm water before and after use. I have also found that if I use it right after washing it, that it retains a little warmth, which is more appealing to me than trying to warm up a cold cock on my own.
How firm, or floppy is this toy? It does sound like a great dildo for the price.
It has some "bounce" to it when trying to test it for floppiness but no sagging at the head or drooping. I think the flexibility is from the length of the toy more so than the material. Its is not rock hard but it very solid. After many uses the only problem I have had inserting it is making sure I am ready to handle the girth. Being limp is not an issue with this guy.
I love these colours. I don't like a lot of traditional dildos but I think this will go on my wishlist.
I love the colors also!
Very attractive (eye catching, even for a straight man, like myself!)
Talk about a veined product!
Very nice review!
Nice review!
My toys that are made of the same thing usually fade scent-wise after a few washings. I wonder what KIND of scent this one has? Anything you could compare it to? Thanks for the review! Good job.
Great review!
Very nice review
nice review
nice review
Nicely written
great review
I hate that it has a strong smell!