Deep secret - probe by Happy Valley - review by ToyTimeTim

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Deep secret

Probe by Happy Valley

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The secret is out, uh in.

Ready for some anal or vaginal fun? Like good, safe, body friendly materials? Then try my new favorite toy. Great feel + great size + great ease of care = One excellent toy!
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Pros:
Male and female compatible, Silicone, need I say more?
Cons:
Bigger difference between bulges.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Happy Valley Deep Secret is a harness compatible dildo/anal probe. It is suitable for anal play as well as vaginal insertion. For vaginal the size is good for beginners, but for anal I would recommend it for intermediate users. More on that in a bit.

This works great for solo or partner play. I bought it for my wife to use on me, but as it is made from silicone she is able to enjoy it too (with a condom or cleaning first). It has a slight curve and while it does not put a lot of pressure on the G-spot it does stimulate it pretty good. As far as the P-spot it does a pretty good job, would be better if there was more firmness to it.

The real pleasure for me is the stimulation to the anus and the full feeling from it being inserted all the way in.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo/probe is made from top quality silicone. The material has a matte finish and is smooth. There is enough flex that you can bend it and touch the tip to the base without much effort, but with enough lube (especially for anal) it still works very good for thrusting. There is five bulges for your pleasure. I found that the space in between is best felt through slow thrusting (not much difference in size) but still feels good when things get intense/faster. This is the same for vaginal play. Beginners and advanced users will find the texture satisfying.
When received there was no smell or taste. It does hold on to the smell of soap even after leaving it out to dry for a couple of days, so be advised. As a side note it does not seen to hold on to a "ass" smell so that is a plus.

While I got the silver swirl, there is also red, black, purple and blue colors (solid colors) for you to choose from.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible

Design / Shape / Size

The Deep Secret measures in as follows;
5 3/4" long 5" insert-able.
The bulges are 1 1/4" diameter, 4" circumference.
In-between bulges measures to 1"
The base is 1/4" at the edge and 3/4" in the center, and is 2 1/2" across.

The length differs slightly from the description page but not by much. The dildo/probe has a slight curve that makes use more comfortable. Most beginners will be able to use it for vaginal but those new to anal may want to start with some thing smaller or with more of a tapered tip. Being a intermediate anal guy, it still takes some warm up to get it in.
While it does not have a realistic look there is no mistaking what this toy is for. As such put it in your checked luggage for air travel. Also store accordingly.

This dildo/probe is O ring compatible. It also has a wide base that makes it totally safe for anal exploration.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Performance

My experience with anal has been with prostate massagers, fingers and a smooth G-spot vibe. So this has been a great experience for me, I find myself wanting to go play with it all the time. It really feels great and I think I will achieve the super O soon using this dildo/probe.

I have not got the wife to OK a harness so I have no experience with one. But I will say that this dildo/anal probe does not 'sag' when held to a wall. When my wife used this on me and during solo play, there were no problems and the stimulation was great. She said on her it felt like a penis going in four times then out four times. For me (not knowing what that is like) I kind of know how she felt, if that makes sense.

I think the area in-between the bulges could be more pronounced but that is just me, the wife likes it just the way it is.

Also adding a vibrator, whether a bullet or vibrating cock-ring can also add to the pleasure of this toy as the silicone transfers it well. I like my wife's Classic Chic vibe for its 7 vibe functions. She likes the Smokey elephant cock-ring for the clit stimulation and mild vibes.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Being silicone it is hypoallergenic, latex free and can be cleaned by boiling, 10% bleach mix or even top rack of the dishwasher (no soap). I like a anti-bacterial wipe or soap and water. If you are going to share during the same romp with your partner, a condom is highly recommended for safety reasons.

For silicone only water or oil based lubes will do. Oil based lubes can cause problems with vaginal use so be aware of your body's particular needs. Some silicone lubes will work with silicone toys but not all. So if you must, try a small spot on the bottom of the base to check for incompatibility.

Silicone is a magnet for hair, lint, dust-bunnies and anything else floating around so rinse of before and wash after use. Store in a plastic bag or your toy box separated from different materials.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy came packaged in a clear plastic bag with a cardboard top. There it says Sexy silicone toys * Hypoallergenic * safe to boil. Then there is the company name, Happy Valley and says it is "Made in the happiest valley in Canada". On the back are some care instructions. Definitely not discreet packaging.

Since the bag is not resealable it is not suitable for storage. One of the other reviewers mentions using old mis-matched socks for storing toys. Great advice, cheap too.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This dildo/probe likes to turn, especially when using anally with lube all over. To solve this I trimmed some of the base on two sides. Not much maybe 3/16" each side. Really works great and allows for a better grip and still plenty of base to keep it safe for anal use.

Experience

This has been a great experience for both of us. The wife likes the blunt tip and silicone feel. I like the ability to thrust something in my ass that has some texture. Now if I could just get her into a harness for some pegging!
Follow-up commentary
My favorite toy for anal play. While I still haven't talked the wife into a harness, I really like her doing me with this toy.

I have had some mind blowing orgasms while she gives oral and thrusts slowly.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Naughty Student
    Naughty Student  
    How did you cut the edges? It looks really well cut and much more comfortable too.
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    I have a pair of BIG pair of scissors that I use for Upholstery. A new razor blade can be used as well, just not as easy.
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    I have this on the wishlist. I currently own, but have not used the jollyjack. We won't be able to give that a go for a few weeks yet. I really like Happy Valley. Glad you like this one. When we need an upgrade, I think this will be the one. Thanks for the review.
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    I might have to try th Jolly Lack, it looks like fun. I like Happy Valley too.
  • vanillaSpice
    vanillaSpice  
    Great review, thanks!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    You bet vanillaSpice.
  • Sweet-Justice
    Sweet-Justice  
    In your opinion would this be good for vaginal use?
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Sure maryjane, the wife enjoys it. She does not like fast thrusting, but slow and steady works very good.
  • lovemuscle n cookie
    lovemuscle n cookie  
    Great review.
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Welcome.
  • Darklyvan
    Darklyvan  
    Thanks for review
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    You're welcome Darklyvan.
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    ty
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Great review! It has been out of stock for a while now...hope its not going to be discontinued
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    SecretKinksters, that would be a shame, its such a nice dil.
  • Mr. T.Newbie
    Mr. T.Newbie  
    Tim, a great review/video. Wish this was not discontinued, would like to have ordered.
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