Diva dreams sexy soldier - sexy costume by Doc Johnson - review by cherryredhead88

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There's A First Time For Everything!

This is a really cute idea but I think the folks at Doc Johnson could do a lot better. The bra is my favorite part, but it is too small for me. The skirt is cute too, but it is attached to the harness and isn't really noticeable with all those straps hanging everywhere. If you are into gender play and on the itty bitty committee than this set could work out perfectly for you. For me, not so much.
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Pros:
Cute Idea
Cons:
Cheap material, harness and skirt are one piece, sloppy, dong is scary as hell.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This is a cute set made for gender play and/or pegging. It will work well for first time gender play, or if you want to change up the routine for a while. Avid gender players may not care for this set too much, however, due to the lack of aesthetics. The set includes:

Headband
An army style bra
Army style harness with fabric attached to make a skirt
Vac u Lock dong and attachment
    • Gender play
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex

Material

**Clothes**

The main ingredient in this outfit is Nylon. The bra, skirt and headband are all made of stretchy breathable nylon, that actually reminds me of polyester.


Harness- The harness itself has thick nylon straps that adjust and are actually quite long. They hang pretty low and tend to get in the way.

Vac-U-Lock Attachment- Appears to be made of Plastic and has a soft foam layer where it comes into contact with the skin.


Dong- There was no information on the product page regarding its material so I am guessing by the smell and texture of mine that it may be rubber, but more on that later.
    • Mixed materials

Design / Craftsmanship

***Clothes***

Headband- is a piece of fabric cut into a 42" long strip. It is very thin and stretchy which leads me to believe it's made out of Polyester, but it is probably still nylon.

Bra- The bra is pretty small but it's cute. It actually ties in the front and around the neck instead of the traditional hook and eye enclosure on the back. It can be adjusted on the back strap, and the max when stretched lengthwise is about 32" so it should fit the majority of women.

The problem lays in the cups! Although cute and army style, these cups are quite small and would probably fit a larger A to B cup best. When laid on the table (not flattened out) they measure about 5" across the bottom of the cup by about 6" long from the top to the bottom.

The bra is advertised as a peek a boo style but the slit is sewed shut and a cute little bow is placed where the nips would be. If you wanted a real peek a boo style you could probably just cut the strings where it's sewed together.

Harness- The skirt itself is cute but it is basically fabric sewn onto the harness straps. The harness is adjustable, however the strap comes out when you get to the end so it needs to be rigged to stay in place if you use it loosened all the way. Max stretch of the harness when laid flat is about 31" so it should fit up to a 62" waist.

The leg straps measure to be between 17 and 20" at max (harnesses are a pain in the ass to measure!) and have the same problem as the waist strap---there is nothing there to stop it from sliding out of the plastic adjuster.

The actual harness part where the dong snaps in seems to be made of a thin pleather material, but it smells like leather so maybe it's real leather? I am not good at figuring out materials when they aren't listed on the product pages (this one is simply listed as "nylon"). It is about 7" x 7" in a triangular form and the hole sits perfectly over the vaginal area.

Vac U Lock Attachment- The attachment seems to be made of a thin (cheap?) plastic and has a soaft foam covering where it comes into contact with the skin. It snaps into the harness without too much difficulty.

Dong -I'm scared of this. The details are nice and it is pretty firm and realistic, however the material is extremely porous and started falling apart as soon as I took it out of the package. It smells like rubber, but maybe it is PVC? Everything it touches sticks to it and bubbles are forming along the shaft.

I would normally use this anyway in lieu of a review, but I cannot do anything penetrative for about a week so my follow up will contain experience with this. I can tell you that you definitely need to wear a condom when using it, I know I will be!

When I put the dong in the harness it flopped around quite a bit but I don't have anything/one to use it with. I tried to thrust a little bit into the air, which probably isn't very helpful, but it seemed like it would stay put pretty well inside of someone.

Size / Fit

The set fits pretty good for the most part; however I have many quams about its actual aesthetics. The top is cute and should fit most women with average sized breasts, however those with a larger bust will not fare so well with it. I have size 40D breasts and my girls were popping out the bottom quite frequently.

The bottoms are pretty much straps. There is barely any fabric to them and the harness is attached so you don't really get an option to remove it and wear it seperately.

This was my first harness so I don't know if they shoud have so many straps hanging or not. I do know that I didn't care for seeing more straps than lingerie.

The straps were also very hard to adjust and wear against the skin easily causing irritation.
    • Adjustable

Performance

The outfit seems to be put together pretty sloppy. Maybe it's the lack of materials or the harness being attached to the skirt, but it doesn't flow very well aesthetically. There is barely any material to the skirt, which some might like, but it there isn't really anything to add a sexy touch either. It's basically a harness with a front and back panel.
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Obviously I haven't used the dong yet for medical reasons, but again I will report back!

The bra is so cute and I wish it would fit me. If it fits you, you will love it! I don't even like army themed stuff and I still thought it was cute.

Care and Maintenance

*Clothes*

Nylon can be hand washed or thrown in the washer. I suggest using the washer for the bra as you will need to hand wash the skirt. If the harness is real leather, then care should be taken not to get it wet which will be tricky. The nylon straps can be wiped down with soap and a warm rag.

The outfit would fit perfectly on the right top of hanger for easy closet storage.

*Dong and Vac-U-Lock*

The Dong is made of a very porous material and should be washed thoroughly before and after every use. Condoms should be used and do not share this between holes or partners. Store in a ziploc bag or dry sock to prevent absorption of bacteria and dyes from other items.

Keep this stored on its own in a cool dark place to prevent it from breaking down. Don't expect it to last long because it doesn't last long out of the box.

The Vac-U-Lock is made of plastic and very easy to wash. Simply scrub it down with soap and a warm rag/sponge. You could even wash it with your dishes---I mean by hand, not sure if dishwashers are a good thing with this particular piece.

This can be stored pretty much anywhere, but be sure to keep it in a safe place where you won't lose it. It is pretty small and fits in the palm of my hand(which is an average size female hand).

Experience

Well I definitely didn't expect to pull out a Vac-u-Lock strap on with my lingerie this time!

There is a first time for everything, and this experience brought a lot of firsts for me: my first vac-u-lock, my first harness, and my first soldier gal get-up. I didn't realize that the dildo and harness came with this until I accepted the assignment, so I decided to be a trooper and take one for Eden!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • sexyintexas
    Fantastic review. Sorry it didn't work out but thanks for so much detail. Nominated for rumble.
  • cherryredhead88
    Wow really? Thanks I must be getting better because this is the second time in a month now I got nommed
  • Kindred
    Maybe you could try it on a masturbator if you still have one? And I think I'll pass on the scary dong. Thanks.
  • sexyintexas
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Wow, this sounds really awful, especially the dildo. Thanks for reviewing it for us.
  • cherryredhead88
    Thanks for reading everyone!

    @Kindred- I actually gave the masturbator I had to a FWB who is in the navy so it's long gone, lol
  • meitman
    Great job on the review. Thanks!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I would have nominated it too
  • P'Gell
    Interesting. Do you have any idea how the harness holds up to use? Is it comfortable during use? What other types of dildos can be attached to the harness?

    As most people would buy this in order to either peg a man or make love to a woman, this info would be good to know.
  • MrWishyWashy
    Cool, thanks for the review!
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