Pink jelly teaser - strap-on dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Red Riding Hood

Well, after many tries with many toys, I find myself saying "this one's too hard" or "this one's too big". This one is just right. And it's compact size travels well so if you find yourself taking a short trip to an unfamiliar cottage, you could always bring this friend for company. It is on the small side so don't expect a full feeling. It's intended to be exactly what it's called. It does tease and is great for warming up. I think it is best for beginners, people who like smaller toys or someone looking for a warm-up toy. I will also say that I really only recommend this for folks who are on a budget. I will go into more detail later, but higher quality teasers can be found. You can use this with an o-ring harness, but it may be a bit difficult to work with. The shaft is a bit smaller than most rings that are offered and the flexibility makes it hard to thrust.

The material is really the only thing that makes me give this toy a lower rating than I normally would give. It's made of a jelly material that has a very strong odor. I have yet to completely get rid of the odor that this thing has and I've had this toy for months. Usually I'm not bothered by something like this, but for some reason the particular odor that this toy has gives me such a headache. The material also has a lot of drag on it. Of course with enough lube, this can be helped. The upside to the material is the flexibility. It's not exactly plush, but the product bends with the body to fit comfortably without being too floppy. It's not realistic by any means, but creates nice pressure when in use. That said, there is another downside to the jelly material which is the irritation it causes. For this reason it's suggested that you either spring for a better product or cover the toy with a condom. I don't normally have irritation problems with jellies, but this one seemed to cause irritation the first few times I used it. It doesn't seem to do this lately and it could have been something else causing the problems, but I found it was always when I used this.

I personally like these aspects of the toy. I adore the design and shape. The head is slightly bulbed so the initial penetration is a slight challenge without feeling impossible. Next comes the two ridges on the curved shaft. Now this part gets a little funny because you would assume the shaft would curve upward to hit your g-spot and the two ridges would be on top. Well, the shaft actually curves downward. Of course, you could flip the toy around, but you would be sacrificing the ridges. I personally didn't feel them ass well when I turned the toy around. All of that said, I still like the details. They feel really nice paired with the smaller size and offered pleasure and pressure in the right spots.

I think the toy feels good overall. That is until after I have played and irritation develops. The first few times I used this toy, it irritated my "downstairs" something fierce! I had redness and burning for a couple days after. This toy no longer causes this feeling, but I still strongly feel there was a reaction to it. There is also the odor I mentioned earlier which prevents me from fully enjoying the toy. Aside from this the performance was just fine. I personally like the shape and size and if it weren't for the material, this would be one of my favorite toys. It is designed for use with a harness, but it is hard to get it to stay put. Part of the reason for this is the size of the toy itself. Most o-rings are bigger and I've yet to find one that accommodates this toy properly. Perhaps someone else can make it work, but I was unable to. Another reason for this is that although I LOVE the flexibility of the material, it makes it hard to thrust with. This is a thinner toy and combine with the material, a sudden movement would just make it bend. It's not typically floppy if you control it with your hand, but hands-free thrusting makes it all bendy.

This part gets a little tricky since the material isn't the highest quality. Let's begin with washing/cleaning. You will want to use a mild soap or toy cleaner. You can't boil it or wash this in a machine. Make sure to let it dry well. I store mine in a cheap travel cup to keep it from getting bent or coming into contact with other harmful plastics. You could use a plastic bag or the plastic case it came in. When it comes to lubricants it's best to use only water-based lubricant to keep the product in top shape for as long as possible. On another note, condoms would be a good idea to minimize cleanup, irritation and spreading any bacterial nasties between orifices.

This comes in a very simple plastic case that has a paper insert. The insert isn't too terribly tacky, but it isn't the prettiest packaging. As far as information is concerned, it has a couple of cleaning tips. There's not a lot to be said about it.