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Too Much of a Good Thing

This kit is probably best for size queens. The dildo is the biggest I've ever seen. The harness is nice, though, and more attractive than some of the other Vac-u-lock harnesses available.
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Pros:
The harness is sturdy and easy to clean.
Cons:
The dildo is way too big!
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
When I took the Janine harness out of the box, I was actually impressed. It's prettier and sturdier than it appears in the photographs. I really like the mint green color, which I think looks good on me. The clear jelly dildo, on the other hand, was a bit shocking. My girlfriend and I were rather intimidated by how huge it is. She can handle bigger cocks than I can, but even her largest dildo is dwarfed by this one. The description on the site gives the diameter as 1 3/8 inches. I can only assume this refers to the Vac-u-lock plug it attaches to, as the dildo is 2 1/4 inches by my measurement. (The length is 9 1/4 inches, about 8 inches of which can be inserted.) Try as we might, she simply could not take it. And if she can't, there's certainly no way I'd be able to!

The harness is quite nice. The PVC is soft and smooth, though the edges dig into my skin a little. Both the dildo and the PVC have a rubbery smell, yet it was not enough to bother me. I like that the Vac-u-lock plug has metal snaps to connect it to the harness and that it has a foam backing. The former holds it in place nicely, while the latter makes it a little softer against my pubic bone. All the straps are adjustable, which is a must with my wide hips.

It also came with clear instructions (on both usage and maintenance) as well as the special powder lubricant you need to attach the dildo to the plug. Cleaning is simple enough. Just use mild soap and water on all three parts, then wipe dry. We are storing the parts in plastic bags to protect them, as jelly has a tendency to erode when it touches other materials, like wood. The instruction page also features images of other Vac-u-lock attachments, a few of which are a more appropriate size for my girlfriend and me. I will definitely invest in one of these smaller dildo attachments for the harness, as I would like to be able to use it. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. I feel guilty enough about not being able to make use of the dildo.
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Comments
  • Victoria
    Victoria  
    Whoa, that dildo is huge! 9 inches is really big - you're not wrong for saying so!

    The harness is such a nice color and I'm glad to hear it fits so well. It doesn't look like it would be soft so it's good that you talk about how it feels against you.

    Hope your next attachment makes this more fun to use Smile
  • Machina
    Machina  
    What a massive dildo for such a dainty little harness.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    This thing looks ridiculous!
  • The Prince's pet
    The Prince's pet  
    Thank you all. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one frightened by this dildo!
  • SexyStuff
    SexyStuff  
    That thing is massive!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • SUBMISSIVE
    SUBMISSIVE  
    Great! Thank you!
  • legna
    legna  
    thanks for the review.
  • Kitt Katt
    Kitt Katt  
    No, just no!
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How big is too big? 9
Large and good material/price 2
Biggest dildo you'd want in a harness? 7
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