Grooved G-spot strap-on - harness and dildo set by Pipedream - review by Daddy

I got this assignment for review because my girl had been talking about wanting to try a strap on. Of course, she wanted to use one on a female, but until we have the opportunity to do that, she had suggested we get one to try with each other. Now, she knows I do not have any interest in being pegged, but knowing her, she also thinks she will be able to talk me into it at some point. When the opportunity to get a strap on came, I decided that at the very least I could wear it to give her some double penetration. Failing that, we would have it for future use, when we finally find the right woman to invite into our bedroom. I also wanted to surprise her with it, so I didn't talk to her about this one in particular before accepting the assignment. I know know that this was the wrong thing to do. I'll explain more about that later on.

This harness is designed to be worn by a woman, or some one who wouldn't mind not using their penis. If you are looking for one that allows for a male to use both his penis and the dildo, you need an entirely different type of harness. You also have to be mindful of the fit. A "one size fits most" is not likely to fit some one plus sized, which was the case for us. In fact, this elastic doesn't look like it would be comfortable for anyone, and if you are too small, there is no way to adjust it to keep it from slipping or falling off.

So who is this set best for? I would say a medium or average sized woman who is looking to try her first strap on with out spending too much money. If you just want to try one out to see if you will like it, this could be worth it. If you are an advanced user and already know you will use a strap on a lot, you may need something else. This one is cheaply made and not adjustable. The only thing that is adjustable is that you can undo the snaps around the O ring to change it out for a different size if you have one. It doesn't look like it will hold up to heavy use, but it could be fun for beginners to play with.

The dildo is of a good size though, and we have gotten a lot of pleasure from that. It has a generous length and is very filling. It is made with a g spot curve, though my girl found this didn't work very well for hers. We just wish it was made out of a safer material. It can be suction cupped to a smooth surface. It works much better if gravity isn't working against it. Stuck to a wall, it didn't stay very well with the movements of heavy thrusting. It did stick to the seat of a wooden kitchen chair quite nicely though, and made for a good ride for her and a nice show for me. It was also fun to watch her perform oral on the dildo while I had her bent over and having sex with her from behind.

This set is made out of thin black elastic and thin faux leather. The O ring is metal as well as the snaps, though I do not know what type. The box nor the product page here say anything about the metal. The dildo is made out of smooth purple TPR that you can actually see through. The box says that it is phthalate free, but TPR is porous so condoms are recommended for sharing or for anal use. It has a smell, but isn't strong like some of the other rubber toys we have. It doesn't stink up the room, and it doesn't have a taste.

The dildo itself is firm but not rigid. There is some give to it so you shouldn't have to worry about hurting yourself or your partner. It is quite thick though and has a lot of drag so I would highly recommend using a good lube with this. Water based or silicone is fine with this material.

This harness is made cheaply. It could be worse I suppose, but it doesn't look like it will hold up to rough use especially if you are on the bigger side. The elastic looks like it will be the first thing to see wear and tear. There is no adjust-ability to the straps at all. The O ring can be taken out and replaced by one of another size, but that is the only thing that adjusts. As for compatibility with toys, I would say as long as it has a wide enough base it should work well. The "leather" front of the harness does have a hole cut into it behind the O ring, so it works well with all types of bases. I put some of our other harness compatible toys in it and it could be tricky to get it seated comfortably, especially the ones that had balls attached. The main thing people are going to have a problem with is being the right size for the harness.

I am sad to say that not even my girl could get this over her hips. We did have a girl friend of ours be our "dummy" and she is of about average size. She was able to get it on, but the "leather" part was too big and it gaped a lot. Adding the dildo made it worse and she said it was uncomfortable. You could see the way the dildo hung that it would be hard to use hands free. It just looked like you would have less work if you used the dildo by itself. Still, if you are the perfect shape for this, it could work. It's just hard to say what exactly the right shape would be. Our friend fit it fine, but the leather part didn't work well. I just find it hard to believe that the company wouldn't have made it a little bit adjustable. No one is going to be the exact perfect dimensions to make this harness work perfectly.

So the harness didn't work for us. I thought I would use this section to review the dildo as it is the only thing we are able to use. Sure, we have much better dildos in our collection, but this one was a nice change. All of the ones we have are glass or have balls or a big base attached. We thought that was what we wanted, but having a dildo like this showed us the virtues of one that has a flat base. It is good for intercourse because there is nothing bulky in the way. We never would have bought a dildo like this on its own, as I tend to enjoy watching her with realistic cocks, and she is addicted to her glass and her clit vibes. Having used this dildo has made us want to find one like it, only in a safer material.

The dildo is 8 inches insertable, and over 1 and half inches in diameter. It really fills her up and the the material is giving enough not to hurt her during hard thrusting. She likes the g spot curve, though she isn't able to squirt with it because it isn't rigid enough. In fact, while thrusting, you can not even feel it on the g spot. The only way she can feel it on her g spot is when she has it inserted and has something else filling her ass. She says it isn't the best for g spotting, but loves the way it fills her up and hits that spot that is deeper inside. Our favorite way to use it is to have it fully inserted in her pussy, while I enter her anally. Our bodies meet in such a way when I am thrusting that I hit the base of the dildo and it feels to her that I have two cocks. This makes us understand how it would work in a harness if we could find one that fit me right, and it would be even better because both cocks would be thrusting.

This harness does not look like it would hold up to washing, so I would advise using a damp cloth or toy wipe and then leaving it out to air dry. As for the dildo, you can't sterilize it, as it is porous. You can use mild soap and warm water or toy cleaner. If you are going to share this or use it in more than one orifice I would recommend condoms.

As for storage, I just throw the harness in a drawer. As for the dildo, I find that a big plastic zip top bag works well to keep lint and dust from sticking to the surface. The material is very sticky, so if you leave it out or wrap it in a towel it will act like a magnet for hair, lint, and dust. That being said, it is tricky to get it in a plastic bag, but a bit of corn starch on the inside of the bag helps. Of course, you may have to rinse it off before use.

I also wanted to note that this comes with a free mask type blindfold. This is really cheaply made, barely fits our heads and does not block your total vision. It is cute for some one very new to such things and it is a freebie, but I feel like the company could have saved the money and used it to add some snaps to the harness to make it a little adjustable.

I normally pride myself on being of at least average in intelligence, but I guess I am still new to the world of sex toys. Add to that my horrible sense of size especially when it comes to picking out clothes for some one else, and you can maybe see where this story is about to go wrong here. I see strap on, click on the picture, see a hot chick sporting a big dildo. Looks good. Even better, it's a g spot curved one, and I think smugly to myself, that she will be touched by the fact that I kept in mind her favorite type of orgasms. Even better, I am thinking of how much I would love to see her squirt while I am giving her the DP she so often craves. So I confidently accept this assignment and eagerly await the package.

The package arrives and I sit down with her to open it together. Instead of the excited look on her face that I expected, I get a very odd look. It's a confused, questioning look. She opens the package and pulls out the big purple dildo. Then she smiles at me and says, " I thought you were against this. I am proud of you for being so brave, but do you actually think you will be able to enjoy this? You won't let me get anywhere near you with something bigger than my fingers!"

" No, sweet girl, that's not for me," I say tenderly. "That's for you." She looks down at the box and starts giggling. I wait patiently for her to get control over herself, all the while feeling a bit annoyed and confused. Then she says " I'm sorry. It's just that well, you really are a horrible judge of size. It would be a miracle if I could get this on ME, let alone you. I just assumed that you got this for me to use on YOU. I was actually proud of you for a minute there. That is a big dildo!"

I took the harness out of the box and immediately understood. Both myself and my girl are plus sized. I hadn't even thought about being able to fit into it. The harness isn't adjustable at all. The part that goes around your waist is just a wide elastic strap. The leather harness part that has the O ring in it is attached to the waist by a very thin elastic thong. Even if I WAS able to fit this around my waist, my cock would be covered up by the leather. I would NOT be able to wear this thing, and I suddenly understood why she assumed it was for her to wear. I was so disappointed, and worse, I felt like an idiot!