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What to do with you, my beautiful, stinky friend?

If you can get past the smell, this is one of the most realistic-looking dildos on the market — if not THE most realistic. It feels realistic, too. But if you're like me, getting past the smell may prove impossible.
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Pros:
Extremely realistic look and feel
Vac-u-lock compatible
Cons:
Horrible smell and taste
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

If you simply cannot tolerate sex toys with a strong, chemical smell, or if you're creeped-out by extreme realism in dildos — there is no need for you to read any further. The Perfect Realistic Cock is not for you.

I hesitated to review this product at all, since it has been discontinued. However, it IS still available elsewhere, and it's actually still available from Eden: it's included with the Vac-u-lock Male Set as well as with the Vac-u-lock Female Set.

If you watch much strap-on porn, you'll see this dildo a lot. It's been around for many years, and it looks great on film (at least I think so). It can be used for vaginal or anal penetration, or for oral practice — but unless you're highly tolerant of strong chemical smells/tastes, you will want to use a condom for any of those things, even if you're not going to share it (but absolutely if you are going to share it).

It's compatible with Doc Johnson's vac-u-lock system and will work in any vac-u-lock harness. Its generously-sized balls make it safe for solo anal use, and provide a useful "handle" for solo vaginal play.

It's about as non-discreet as it gets; it looks exactly like a real penis, so it's probably not a great choice for travel.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This dildo is made of polyvinyl chloride, aka PVC (NOT rubber, as it claims on the product page), with a sil-a-gel formula. This material scores a 5 out of 10 on Eden's safety scale.

Perfect realistic cock - box 2

This toy looks, and feels, VERY realistic. In fact, it looks more realistic than any other dildo I've ever seen. The head is a slightly different color than the shaft; some of the veins are blue. Unlike with UR3 dildos, these details are permanent features of the Perfect Realistic Cock. The feel isn't quite as realistic as some UR3 dildos, but it does have a squishiness comparable to Vixskin, and fairly similar to that of a real erection.

Realistic Cock - front

But oh! That smell! I could actually smell it before I opened the shipping box. Out of the box, it's almost overwhelming. It's a rubbery, chemical smell, not quite the worst I've ever smelled, but a close second. After a few minutes, it begins to give me a headache (and I don't particularly mind the smell of UR3). I did TRY to perform oral on this without a condom, but I found the taste was just as bad, and as strong. I immediately had to brush my teeth to get the taste out of my mouth. It also burned a little, which is never a good sign!

I hoped washing would get rid of the smell, but I haven't had any luck. I tried washing it with mild soap. I tried washing it with harsh soap. I tried soaking it for hours. I tried a baking soda paste. No dice! It still reeks to high heaven, and burns if I try to put my mouth on it.

Fortunately, with a condom on, these problems are mostly alleviated.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This dildo is 6" long (insertable) with a shaft diameter of 1 3/4". The head is a little wider than the shaft — 1 7/8", to be precise. This is slightly larger than the average penis, especially in girth, but won't seem huge to most users. It might be too large for beginners and it's not big enough for a true size queen, either. It's in my ideal "happy medium" size range, which is one of the reasons I ordered it.

Perfect realistic cock

I find it's a satisfyingly challenging size for deepthroat oral "practice" (with a condom on!) and also for solo anal play (again, with a condom). We don't have a vac-u-lock harness, so we haven't been able to try it for pegging, but I'm confident it would feel good in that application as well. It does have a slight upward curve, but not enough to make this a likely G-spot favorite. I didn't find that it stimulated my P-spot much, if any. This is what it would look like if you were wearing it in a harness:

Perfect realistic cock - user POV

There's a 3" deep hole at the bottom, for a vac-u-lock plug to insert into. With no plug in place, it's very soft at the base of the shaft. The balls are realistic in appearance, but much firmer than the real thing.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

Once I gave up on getting the smell out, I put a condom on it and tried performing oral on it. I was pleased to find it worked great, although it was a little weird to have a condom in my mouth. I also tried it anally, and found it felt really good there as well. I've used it a couple of times since, and each time, I've had to put a fresh condom on it.

I purchased the vac-u-lock suction cup (which is no longer available on Eden) and found that made it fun to play with in the shower, and for hands-free oral practice.

Perfect realistic cock - with suction cup

However, I don't expect to use this toy much more. Even when used with a condom, the smell still gives me a headache. My wife is more sensitive than I am to such smells. I asked her about getting a vac-u-lock harness so we could try pegging with it — she flatly refused!
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

On the plus side, sil-a-gel formula PVC is compatible with water or silicone lubes, it's waterproof, durable, and low-maintenance. However, it is somewhat porous. It will absorb body fluids and odors. Condom use is a MUST if you're going to share this toy.

It can be cleaned with soap and water, or with your favorite sex toy cleaner. This can be stored pretty much wherever it's convenient for you. It can be stored standing up, or on its side, with no problems. Unlike silicone dildos, you don't have to worry about damaging it from contact with other toys. However, if you do store it near other toys, they will pick up some of the smell. For this reason, I've been storing it away from my other toys, inside a plastic bag. This also keeps it from picking up lint. I actually find it to be much less of a lint magnet than my silicone dildos anyway, which is another small point in its favor.
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

If this didn't look and feel so great, I would have thrown it away. I'm going to keep it around and I'll probably keep using it occasionally, with condoms. Maybe someday, I'll find a way to get the smell out. Until then, I'll enjoy its beauty — and hope that Doc Johnson remakes this in silicone!
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Comments
  • AmethystQueen
    AmethystQueen  
    I'm not into realistic dildos, but thanks for sharing the warning.
  • doowop
    doowop  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Dixiemomma
    Dixiemomma  
    ugh i probably couldnt get past the smell either
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • 1001 Pleasures
    1001 Pleasures  
    Nice review and pics. I've encountered some bad smelling toys before, but never one so strong you could smell it while it was still sealed in the box. The comment I was planning to leave here was actually how you ended your review: "Hopefully Doc Johnson will start making their dildos out of silicone."
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Great review!!
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    XxFallenAngelxX  
    Very thorough review! It looks so realistic! Wow..
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Oh god thanks for the warning about the smell. I hate toys that smell. Thanks for the pics they look better then the product page one. Thanks for sharing!
  • Mrs.Hellzapoppin
    Mrs.Hellzapoppin  
    Great review!
  • ChubbyNerd
    ChubbyNerd  
    Great review and photos!
  • Ayumi
    Ayumi  
    Very useful and detailed review.
    Unfortunately PVC is my worst enemy in part because of that horrible smell and it never goes away.
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