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Don't Waste Your Money!

NOT worth it! I would recommend getting a strap-on that is comfortable, affordable, sexy, and easy to clean. This product lacks all of those features.
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Pros:
Dildo locks in place firmly.
Cons:
Price, harness, dildo material, etc.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Back when I dated women, my girlfriend and I wanted to try out a strap on together. She really liked the look of this one, so I bought it for her as a sort of birthday gift. I should have bought her something else. $70 is a lot of money, and I expected something much nicer for that kind of a price. The front part of the harness is bulky, and the nylon straps don't feel good on the skin. It feels like wearing a diaper with a big cock protruding out of it. The way to tighten it is kind of like the straps on a bra or back pack, but the nylon just slides right out. I had the whole thing just fall of me several times during intercourse, which absolutely kills the moment. "Hold on second honey, I know you were just about to cum, but my dick fell off AGAIN, sorry”.

I'm not fat but I have a little tummy on me, and to get it to stay on at all, I had to tighten the straps until it cut into me. This was extremely uncomfortable, which is a feeling you shouldn't get during sex. I didn't feel sexy at all. Unless you safety pin it in place it's going to come loose or fall off after a few thrusts.

The dildo was very easy to put on, and you really only need the powder for the fist time you put it on the harness. It stays in place pretty well, and is reasonably flexible. However, it is very difficult to get the right angle to get it into the vagina. Even after months of adjusting and practice, I still couldn't get it to go in without guiding it in with my thumb and crouching and leaning into all sorts of positions. Out of all of them, doggy-style seemed to work the best.

The material the dildo is made out of is terrible. The rubber really hurts and pulls on the skin of the vaginal lips, and the tender flesh inside. The dildo is also rather large in girth. No amount of lube helps with this. The rubber just soaks up all the lube. The rubber smells awfully strong, and takes a long time to wash off both the dildo and your skin. It is very hard to clean, and even harder to keep clean. I have pets, and while they are kept out of the bedroom, every time I go to grad this thing it is literally coated with hair. It looks so gross, I get turned off instantly. It doesn't come with any sort of storage container, and a big zip lock bag seems silly to see in my toy box. Some of the different lubes I've used have stained it, and now it's kind of rainbow.
Experience
I would have just thrown it out long ago, except for that it was so expensive. I still had it lying around, and it made it to the apartment when my fiancé (a man) and I moved in together. He commented on it, and I explained it was from my days with women. He said he thought a girl with a strap on was very hot, and that he wanted me to fuck his ass with it. I have done this a couple of times, but I really hate the thing and I feel ridiculous wearing it. The rubber hurts him too, and it's still disgusting to clean, but he insists he loves it and wants me to continue.
Follow-up commentary
This expensive mistake is in the garbage now!!! My new harness/cock set is on its way in the mail right now (Sophia’s red rider). I'm very excited about it. My fiance bought it for me because he wants to play with something I'm comfortable in. I can't wait to try it out!

I am also buying the Vac-u-lock suction cup plug, so that I can use vac-u-lock dildos (NOT including the rubber one that came in this set!) with my new ring harness, as the vac-u-lock was pretty much the only thing I liked about this set.
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Comments
  • Naughty Student
    Naughty Student  
    My goodness! I would so ditch this dildo if I were you seeing as it is super porous and retains bacteria, lube and every other fluids stuck to it. I would consider it a hazard to your health. It sucks that it cost 70$ for a non-functional bad product but I would invest in a good comfortable harness with a silicone dildo (which can be sterilized therefore can be shared). You should check them out as well as reviews of these articles! Beautiful Dreamer may be able to help you make a selection that suits your needs. Thanks for the review!
  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    If you can't give it one star, it would go in the trash around here.
    thanks for the review!
  • Meowmix
    Meowmix  
    While I feel it is trash can worthy, I have never met a trash can worthy of $70.
    My man likes it well enough, so it's hangin' around until I can find the money to try again. May just try a different dildo, as that is the part that bothers me the most.
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    How long have you had it for? Has the material held up over time?
  • Meowmix
    Meowmix  
    I've had it for about 2 years, and overall, yes, I would sat the material had held up just fine.
  • Pumpkin Lady
    Pumpkin Lady  
    Wow, diapers are NOT sexy. Haha. Sorry it was such a bother!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Egads I just had a giggle over the line "Hold on second honey, I know you were just about to cum, but my dick fell off AGAIN, sorry”. Can you imagine if guys had that problem? Sounds horrible and like a real waste of money though I can understand not wanting to throw away nearly 100 bucks.

    Nice review, I look forward to seeing more!
  • TinyTease
    TinyTease  
    EEw. It just sounds awful. Another big reason why DocJohnson is pretty low on my list. Hopefully their products will continue to improve to the point where a $70 item is actually worth the $70.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    great review
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Thank you!
  • padmeamidala
    padmeamidala  
    Thanks for a great review.
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    TY!
  • Robespierrethecat
    Robespierrethecat  
    ew. Thanks for sharing!
  • higs
    higs  
    Thanks!
  • Mr. E
    Mr. E  
    We had one of these Vac - u - loc kits years ago. It was easily one of the worst sex toys ever made. Horrible!
  • Mr. E
    Mr. E  
    We had one of these Vac - u - loc kits years ago. It was easily one of the worst sex toys ever made. Horrible!
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