Ultra harness 3000 - dildo harness by Doc Johnson - review by Pain Is A Flavor

This harness was an all-around horrible piece of equipment to buy. While it is made of good quality leather (almost saddle leather), that same leather was rather uncomfortable to wear for long periods of time or during all-night sex marathons.

When the leather got wet, it became slick and hard to keep in place during the act, which made it even more difficult to enjoy from either the giving or the receiving end. Since it moved around a lot, it was hard to keep the cock in the right position for fucking, which took a lot away from the experience.

The way the harness is built lends itself to petite-framed people, leaving out those of us who weigh more than 120 pounds dripping wet. The straps and the area where the vac-u-lock base snaps into place have a tendency to break during rough play, even brand new and right out of the box. Even more difficult to deal with is trying to return the product because it broke in the middle of rough play, and trying to explain to the rather aghast sales clerk as to how the leather in these areas actually broke!

The hole in the crotch that is intended for ease of access never stayed in place, no matter how tight the straps were, and always rode up, exposing the clit and rubbing against the skin, causing severe friction burns. The G-string strap that is supposed to be in your ass crack actually stays there, to a fault! It likes to grab and rip out any thought of hair back there (even when you don’t think you have any), chafes something fierce, and can cause even more friction burns and even blisters during rough usage.

The strap that secures the harness around the waist tends to loosen with time and use, causing the entire unit to move around into positions the human body was never meant to be in. Conditioning this rather stiff leather actually causes it to become soft and to lose its shape, shoving the entire experience to the other end of the “OMG I can’t believe this is actually happening to me” spectrum. Like the Heart harness, this is NOT an all-day packing harness, but rather a wear-it-for-a-few-moments-then-put-it-away harness. Or, better yet, a why-did-I-just-spend-good-money-on-this harness.

It actually got to the point where the mere thought of putting this piece of Hell on my body made sex feel more like a chore than a pleasurable experience. I absolutely LOVE sex, yet this poor excuse for a harness made me start hating it vehemently.

My experience was absolutely unpleasant with this harness.

I still can't deal with this harness.

Those of us who have metal allergies would have issues with the metal snaps on it, and it does tend to pinch and pull one's tender bits. coating the snaps with clear nail polish only works for a little while, until the polish wears off, then it's back to square one.

I prefer a good leather harness, either with buckles or quick release buckles thatc an handle a heavy pounding, so to speak.