Crystal jellies ballsy - realistic dildo Realistic dildo by Doc Johnson
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Crystal jellies ballsy

Realistic dildo by Doc Johnson

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I was very excited about this item, but was overly disappointed after the first use. I was almost afraid to use it a second time. I threw this out pretty quickly.
Published: December 31, 2011
Pros:
Realistic
Large girth
Cons:
Nauseating odor
Collects dust
Easily discolors
Horrible taste
Sticky
Rating by reviewer:
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Use

This is your typical, run of the mill dildo. Nothing about it is really special, except the low price. As much as I disliked this toy, it does have a strong point with its very large girth, especially around the head area. If you're very tight, I would avoid this because it does actually cause pain. You can also use this completely submerged in water, as with most dildos. It can also be used with the o-ring style harnesses.
It can be used anally as well, if you prefer. I would recommend a condom with each use though, because of the material.
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The material of this toy is absolutely awful. Though the shape is great and very realistic, I could not get past the smell or taste. The taste is exactly how you would expect chemical jelly to taste. It also made my vagina burn after use. I have had other jelly toys that have not done this, so I don't understand what could have caused this.
I had this dildo for around 3 months and the smell never subsided. It smelled the same the day I threw it out as it did the day I opened it. It's almost nauseating. The toy bag I kept it in had a permanent smell to it, even after a dozen washes in the washing machine, I had to throw the bag out too. Another thing, the toy bag I kept mine is was a leopard print (tan with chocolate spots) and the most disgusting thing happened after about 3 weeks... The dildo started to turn the color of the bag. So I was no longer left with a crystal clear dildo, but a hideous dirty water looking brown.
Being jelly, I expected it to be very wobbly and unstable. But it was surprisingly firm. The head area is very bulbous and hard which makes insertion almost painful. It's also very porous and sticky.
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This does work exactly how a typical dildo should though. Being the proper size and shape. It hit my g-spot pretty well. It's an average size as far as length goes, but the girth is quite large.
It does have a realistic look, except for the clear part of course. It is not discreet at all though.

Performance

The only pros I can really give this toy is that it's realistic and has a large girth (if you're into that).
Otherwise, it's a total flop for me.
There are way too many things going against it and I do not recommend it whatsoever.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

I found the best and pretty much only way to clean this toy was to wash it thoroughly with soap and water and let it air dry.
It's pretty easy to care for, I suppose, but it does collect dust and lint like a magnet.
I kept this in a satin toy bag for storage. Sadly though, the bag did not cover the odor at all.
I only used one lube with this toy which was Astroglide. It didn't change the performance of the toy very much for me.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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Comments
Kallisto (verified)

Great review! It was very useful for me. I'll avoid this one.

12/31/2011
Silverdrop (verified)

What a terrible experience for you! I hope you find something that works better. You can get glass dildos for under $20, and silicone for under $40 - neither of which should give you any issues with odor or burning.

Excellent first review. Welcome to Eden.

12/31/2011
sktb0007 (verified)

Thank you for sharing! I'll be avoiding this one!

12/31/2011
Tagmstr (verified)

Great review.

12/31/2011
TheLittleNympho (verified)

@ Silverdrop - I have definitely upgraded to better things since this catastrophe. Lol. I haven't had the pleasure of getting a glass toy yet, It's definitely on my 'to do' list though.

& Thank you everyone!

12/31/2011
link82 (verified)

ugh - so sorry it was so bad for you! Thank you for the review

Jan 16, 6:32 pm
darkkitty (verified)

Thank you!

Feb 6, 1:42 pm
Pirate (verified)

Helpfull!

Mar 6, 12:05 pm
lzee (verified)

Good review!

Apr 5, 12:25 pm
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