8 inches of realistic cock. ¡Ay, caramba!

If you like large, VERY realistic toys and aren't sensitive to the smell of UR3, the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock would be an excellent choice.
Published:
Pros:
Incredible realistic look, detailing and texture. Large size. Surprisingly useful suction cup.
Cons:
Strong smell. Some extra care required.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I know I'm in the minority, but I LOVE performing oral on realistic dildos. The Noches Latinas 8" realistic cock is AMAZING for "advanced" oral play in my opinion.

I've read other reviews which talk about using 'him' for vaginal or anal. My wife doesn't like using dildos for vaginal. We do practice pegging, but I think we'll stick to safer, easier-to-clean materials (like Vixskin or other silicone) for that.

If you do use this toy for vaginal or anal, be sure to use a condom, because UR3 is porous and will absorb odors and germs (ewwww, right?). But with a condom--and LOTS of lube--this should be a great ride.

Speaking of ride, the suction cup works surprisingly well, the best of any large dildo I've seen so far. If you like to 'stick and play', this could be a great choice for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Incredible realism
    • Large size
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Here's where we get to the 'best of times, worst of times' part of the review! I'll start with the 'worst': the smell is STRONG, kind of like vanilla mixed with rubber. Personally, I don't find it entirely unpleasant, but if you're sensitive to strong smells, I wouldn't recommend this one. We store our toys in a cabinet and now the whole cabinet smells like UR3. I've been keeping him a safe distance from our other toys! I've read that the smell does fade some over time, but that it never goes away entirely.

Now to the 'best': I've tried many different realistic cock materials and this is, hands-down, the closest texture to a real penis.
noches latinas head detail

As you can see in the picture, the level of detail is nothing less than stunning! Looking at him, or touching him, you could be forgiven for thinking it's a real penis.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size



The design is INCREDIBLY realistic. I think it must have been molded from a real penis (and perhaps enlarged). The color is a nice deep tan. Every detail is perfectly rendered. The testicles are flat on the bottom, but the top looks exactly like real balls (they are firmer than the real thing, though). It seems to be all one piece, suction cup included, so I wouldn't expect separation problems like I've seen with my Cyberskin Dream Dick.

If you're creeped out by the "blue veins", don't worry--the blue is just painted on and washes off easily.

The Noches Latinas Realistic Cock comes in two sizes, 6" and 8". I got the larger one. Mine is actually 1/4" longer than advertised. It's thicker than advertised, too. Doc Johnson says it's 7.5" of insertable length and 1.75" in diameter. Mine is 7.75" X 1.9", which is pretty big!
five big skin-like cocks

This photos shows my five largest skin-like dildos, from left to right the Extreme Cock, the Tommy Gunn Cyberskin Cock, the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock, the Cyberskin Perfect Pecker and the Cyberskin Dream Dick.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

I LOVE this toy for oral play. The realistic look and texture--and the large size--make it excellent for advanced oral practice.

I'm sure this toy could be used in many other ways. It's WAY too big to pack (unless you like is-that-a-banana-in-your-pants jokes!). It could be used in a suitable harness and looking down, this is what you'd see:



The balls and the suction cup make it anal safe and give you something to hold onto during vaginal or anal solo play. Again, this is a porous material, so be sure to always use a condom for any kind of insertion.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

UR3 requires more care than silicone. I strongly recommend washing this toy very well before use. Soap and warm water do the job nicely. After use, wash it again, dry it and apply some cornstarch to help keep it nice and lifelike. To prevent any problems like yeast infections, be sure to wash off the cornstarch before you play.

I recommend storing this away from other toys because of the smell. It comes with a red pouch which it will (just barely) fit into.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The toy arrives in a plastic package inside a paper box with is NOT discreet AT ALL. Inside, you'll find the toy and its storage pouch. The box has some basic instructions in both Spanish and English. As mentioned above, you can store the toy in the pouch. I suppose you could use the plastic container for storage if you have the extra room. I recycled the box and the plastic container at the first opportunity.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Despite the distinctive smell, I'm seriously in LUST with the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock! It's the most realistic dildo I've seen (even if it IS bigger than any cock I've seen in real life). I highly recommend it for people who like realistic toys. I'd say the 8" is best for size queens. If you prefer more normal toy sizes, the 6" version looks exactly the same, but smaller.

For me, he's absolutamente perfecto!

Experience

As soon as I received the package, I just HAD to try it RIGHT AWAY! After washing it thoroughly, I performed oral on this big boy while pleasuring myself. It was just like the real thing, only BIGGER! Since the first time, I've done the same thing several more times and it's always great.

I tried the suction cup and found it works amazingly well. I attached it to my wooden dresser, to the headboard of my bed and to my tiled shower wall. I expected it to peel off during play, but it held firm. It did 'droop' a bit, but no big deal. When I was finished, I was able to remove it easily by lifting one side of the suction cup.

In the throes of passion, I briefly considered putting an XXL condom on this monster and trying it for anal--but decided to stick to toys made of safer materials since I have them.
Follow-up commentary
This is still my favorite dildo for oral practice. The size is still challenging, and very satisfying. The material is holding up well, although the storage bag has developed a small tear along the bottom seam, which I've been too busy/lazy to stitch up. The dildo still smells like UR3, although not quite as strongly as it did when it was new. The bottom line is that I'm very glad I bought this. I'd certainly buy it again, and I'm looking forward to trying an even larger UR3 dildo in the near future.
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    The Mother of a SiNner  
    great review
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  • Ayumi
    Ayumi  
    Wow, it's so realistic it is almost creepy.
    Thanks for the details on smell! I am one of those people who is sensitive to that so I appreciate the detail
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    Andrey2052  
    Thanks for reviewing
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  • Jenyana
    Jenyana  
    Yeah, no, I don't think I can get over the "strong smell" bit, no matter how nice this looks or feels. :/
  • spiced
    spiced  
    The smell of UR3 is not nearly as bad as sil-a-gel pvc, but it is noticeable. It's a sweet smell. I don't find it at all unpleasant, but others might.
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    thedapperwolf11  
    Lovely review thank you
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