Inked glass probe - glass dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Midnightsun327

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A Good Kind of Hot and Cold Flashes!

This is an awesome toy that is sure to drive you into a state of pure bliss! Easy to clean, a great size, and even a medical use as well makes for the perfect dildo! This toy should be in every person's toy chest!
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Pros:
Great size, temperature play, easy to keep clean
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This Pyrex dildo is a non-vibrating dildo used for vaginal stimulation. It can be put into the freezer for a few hours to become very cold, or placed in hot water to become hot, thus creating a toy used for temperature play. It can be used by anyone despite their experience level. It can be used to bring different sensations from a sudden shock of cold to a quick sensation of heat; both of which are sure to send most women into a state of bliss. If this toy is frozen, it will warm up to your body temperature while using it.

Because the dildo is made of solid glass, there are three major precautions to think about. Glass is too hard and does not bend during use at all, so it is not as safe to use for anal play. The second precaution is also about anal, this toy does not have a flared base so is not recommended for anal play, a toy with just a hand grip and not an actual flared base can be hard to control as far as depth of penetration. The third precaution is to be sure you do not get carried away when thrusting it into yourself or your partner. The hard, unforgiving material of the toy can bruise your cervix or vaginal walls if it is thrust into your vagina too roughly, so, please, be careful.

The glass dildo, if frozen and used gently, is also the perfect shape to soothe the vagina once any stitches have healed - if the constant cold of ice is too intense for you, since it will warm up while inserted into your vagina. Because glass has a chance of breaking if thrown around, it is not airline travel-friendly.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This dildo is made of solid, tempered, Pyrex glass. The dildo is seamless and hand blown. Because it is glass, it is hard and unbending. It has no odor at all and no taste. The entire length of the toy is as smooth as fine crystal. The majority of the dildo is completely clear, the only exception is the painted "tattoo" on the shaft.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This dildo is awesome. The ridges on the end of the toy are a very comfortable way to hold the dildo without it slipping. The curve of the shaft was perfect for g-spot stimulation and gentle thrusting.


As this picture shows, it is not too large or round for the average user. It is a total of 7 inches long, with 4 inches insertable length. The length plus the curve of the toy hit the right spot every thrust!

The only part of this toy that I was concerned about was the "tattoo" design on the shaft of the toy. Even after scrubbing the toy with various methods for the sake of this review, the design did not scratch or nick. The only cleaning method I did not try was using a hard wire brush (think of the type that you would use to clean a BBQ grill).

As I stated before, though, since this toy is made of glass, there is a chance it will be broken if packed in a suitcase and the suitcase is thrown, so it is not as easy to travel with as other toys.
    • Ergonomic

Performance

This toy is awesome! I really can't think of any drawbacks to it. There are no attachments, and it is also not harness compatible.

The first time I used it, I was alone and froze it for a few hours before trying it out. That first, sudden cold shock of the glass head as it touched my skin was amazing!

My Husband tried it out on me this weekend, and the sudden chill was enhanced when a blindfold was added! It was unexpected, getting me even more turned on as He explored my reactions to the cold. He put it into hot water after that and the sudden switch from cold to hot was almost too much for me to handle without orgasm!
I would absolutely suggest this toy to any couple who was looking to explore with new experiences!
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This dildo is the easiest toy I have to clean and care for. Since it is glass, you can use your favorite lube without any fear of harming the toy. It is easy to clean, just hot water and a mild soap will get it clean. For a toy that is shared or has any possibility of being shared, you can boil this one in clean water, and it is even top rack dishwasher safe! One tip with the dishwasher though, do not put it into the dishwasher with dishes still containing food particles, or with dishwasher soap as it can leave a residue that is difficult to get off.

If the dildo is dropped at all, be sure to check it for nicks or cracks in the glass, since those can cause injuries to your vaginal walls.

The dildo can be stored with any other dildos. It can also easily be kept out of sight if you need to stow it in a drawer. The fact that it is glass does make it easier to store, since it has no risk of melting if it gets too hot, or of accidentally harming the material if it comes into contact with an incompatible lube or other spilled liquids.

I usually keep this in the back of the freezer to keep it cold. The glass does not absorb any food odors in the freezer, so it is safe to store it there. As far as my experience goes, both from my own experience and from talking to friends, there really is no length of time that would jeopardize the stability of this toy. Because it is Pyrex glass, it is tempered and repeated freezing and heating will not cause the glass to become brittle. I asked a friend of mine who has actually had a glass dildo for many years, and she informed me that she has stored hers primarily in the freezer the entire time she has owned it, and it shows no signs of decreased structural integrity.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The glass toy came in an easy-to-open, clear plastic clam-shell style package with a vivid card stock insert. The insert has basic product information on it about the way they make the glass toy as well as some information about the company. The plastic packaging can be reused to keep the toy clean when it is placed in the freezer, the closed plastic can be used to protect it from contamination from food items.

    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

If you have recently given birth, you can boil this dildo in clean water for about 4 minutes before freezing it in a zip-top bag. Once the dildo is frozen, you can use it as an ice pack to aid in healing, as long as any stitches are healed and you are gentle when inserting it. This is actually an alternative to an actual ice pack that will not cause discomfort as it melts.
    • Medical use
    • Women's health
Follow-up commentary
When I love a toy, that toy gets used often. This is the only non-vibrating stand alone dildo I own and I love it! The different ways this can provide pleasure is amazing! Either cooled down or heated up, it is wonderful.
The painted design has not started to chip or flake as of right now, which is a plus.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • jamesrhc
    jamesrhc  
    great review
  • Petite Cannibal
    Petite Cannibal  
    Great review. Thanks, also, for the pictures you uploaded.
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