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A Great Packer For Beginners

An excellent packer for those new to it, this is a great way to see what might work for you if you don't want to risk too much money. However, it's definitely just for wearing under your clothes and it's not very realistic.
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Pros:
Realistic size, great price, easy to wear
Cons:
Unrealistic colour, sticky, possible short life
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

I bought this about a month ago, intending it for everyday use as my first packer, and so far it's been excellent for that. It's definitely not going to be used for anything penetrative - it's only going to be useful for if you pack underneath clothes. The extra-small size works well for anyone who is under about 5'9" or so, I'd imagine. It might seem a bit of an ego-deflater to buy a packer with "extra-small" in the title, but since it's more for creating a natural bulge than it is for any kind of sexual activity, it's better to pick a size too small than a size too large, in my opinion. Draws less attention that way!
    • Gender play
    • Transgender

Material / Texture

The appeal of this packer is supposed to be that it feels flesh-like, which it sort of succeeds at and sort of doesn't. As a lot of other reviewers have noted, it's very sticky when you first get it and dusting it with something appropriately powdery (like cornstarch) is definitely recommended.

It's also very soft and squishy/stretchy compared to the real deal. However, once it's in your pants it can definitely pass the "squeeze test" and it's much closer to "real" than I expected for the price. It definitely feels more realistic than budget alternatives like gel packers, and I was happy with it compared to what I was using before. It's not the best texture or material out there but it's much, much better than what you get by making your own.

Finally, it does tend to attract lint and so on, no matter what you do. Be prepared for regular cleaning.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

One downside to this packer is that it only comes in one colour: pink. Not only is it a very unrealistic colour, I'd also imagine it's even more of a problem if you're dark-skinned. If you want one to match your skin tone, you're going to have to look elsewhere.

Size-wise, this packer would probably be big enough for most people, unless you really are quite tall. It seems quite short when you get it out of the packaging - likely shorter than you might expect - but once you have it under your clothes, you see that it makes a perfectly reasonable bulge. However, it does tend to look close to erect if you don't take the time to arrange yourself properly! I can't work out why this happens, but be prepared for some trial and error, and I would definitely buy a packing strap or packing underwear if you can.

The actual design isn't hugely realistic OR unrealistic, to be honest. It's not silly or cartoony, but nor do you think "Aha, that's a real penis!" when you see it. It just looks like what it is: something intended to simulate one.
    • Beginner

Performance

Looks perfectly fine once you've got your clothes on, essentially. Comfortable to wear with packing underwear, and there weren't any real problems. It is worth mentioning here that I've been told that after several months (six or more), this packer can begin to dry out and crack. Not really surprising, given the price range, but something to keep in mind.

One side effect I didn't consider but which seems obvious in hindsight is that it really does help me walk in a more "masculine" way, which is certainly a bonus.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

As I said before, you're going to need to be washing this pretty regularly, and using something to reduce the stickiness. Be careful, because the material is soft enough that you could easily rip or nick it! There's not a lot else that needs doing: just keep it clean, keep it powdered and make sure you don't put it under too much stress.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • SexToys-R-Us
    SexToys-R-Us  
    thanks for the great review!
  • Isabel0329
    Isabel0329  
    I have this and love it in general, but I too wish the color was a little more realistic and less OMG PINK PENIS.
  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Thanks for sharing
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Great 1st review!
  • Edeneve
    Edeneve  
    thanks for the review.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Great review, thank you!
  • RabidPizza
    RabidPizza  
    Thanks for this!
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    jjasc90  
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