A Packer that Surpassed my Expectations

The extra-small Mr. Limpy is a great packer, especially for beginners like me who don't want to feel self-conscious about a large bulge and aren't planning on whipping it out of their pants for bathroom use/showing off. The soft material is comfortable to wear and the details are very nice!
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Pros
- Perfect price
- Perfect size
- Awesome details
Cons
- Color won't work well with most skin tones
- May not last a long time
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This product is best when held on with a packing strap or tight underwear. Packing straps can be easily made. I've seen at least a few tutorials online. Loose boxers will probably not hold this packer in. Since I don't yet have a packing strap, I tried Mr. Limpy on with fairly tight underwear and didn't have a single problem keeping it in my pants.

This packer is not for packing and playing, so don't even bother trying it. Even if it was firm enough, I can't see it being that great an experience at this size. For a realistic, every-day bulge though, the size is absolutely perfect. This is also not a Stand-to-Pee (STP) product, but some trans guys have modified it to be one.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Your pants

Material / Texture

The material is amazing. It's very lifelike. It doesn't seem sticky to me at all and it feels just like a real penis through jeans! In one's hand, it's very squishy and soft, but still feels quite real if you don't squeeze too hard. The material is velvety soft. I can't stop touching it. The details completely blew me away as well, with the subtle veins and skin folds on the shaft, bumps and wrinkles on the testicles, and very realistic urethral opening. It's also very flexible, so even though it looks like it has an erection in the stock photos it flops over easily when worn or when any pressure is applied. It does indeed warm up to body heat as well, but mostly in the testicle area. The head and shaft don't warm up for quite a while.

The downside to the material is lint and dirt seem to stick to it extremely well. I have only had it a few hours and it already has bits of fuzz all over it. I also noticed some damage on the head where it looked like a small chunk had been sliced off, and an area on the balls looked like it had been scratched deeply. Neither of these flaws are very noticeable.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The size is perfectly realistic, with a decent girth and length comparable with average penises. I had heard some complaints that the small length made this packer stick out more and create a possibly erect look, but I didn't have this problem at all when trying it out. I thought the head rested on the balls really well.
I know some people hate the very pink color, but I didn't see it as a problem, since I'm very pale and have quite a few areas on my body that just about match this shade. Overall, I really like the design, but I would love to see an uncut version too.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Performance

I slipped it into a pair of tight underwear and put my jeans back on. It created a very subtle bulge, like most guys have, and not enough for anyone to point out. This was exactly what I wanted out of it. It felt amazing to wear while walking and sitting. It was not uncomfortable at all. I think it will definitely contribute towards helping me walk in a more masculine fashion. It has a very realistic weight and feel to it when worn. I didn't have a problem with it shifting out of place once I had it in the right spot.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

According to other reviews, the Superskin material is best cleaned by washing with very little or no soap and water, then applying light cornstarch. Allegedly, soap will degrade the material, but I don't think a small amount would harm it much and it would keep it more sanitary. I shall see what happens when I am wearing it and washing it on a regular basis.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The product was mailed in a discreet cardboard box, with butcher paper stuffed in the top, and was contained in a clear plastic bag within. It had no instructions or brochure at all, but I don't think it really needed one. It would have been really nice if it had come in packaging I could use for storage as well.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I was extremely excited to get this toy and was so happy when it didn't disappoint me. I wasn't expecting all the subtle detailing and the color is way better than I thought it would be too. This is my first attempt at packing and I'm definitely going to continue with my new Mr. Limpy.
    • Ftm
    • Packer
Follow-up commentary
While I still love my Mr. Limpy, I have to say, it's gathered quite a few scratches and scrapes for the little wear it's been through. I haven't been particularly hard on it but even wearing it a few times with multiple pairs of underwear gave it a lot of damage. There's a large scratch in the shaft now and I wasn't wearing it right next to a sharp-zipper fly or anything. It did seem to close itself up though, which was interesting. I don't see this lasting a long time for someone who packs more often than me. That said, when this one wears out, I'm going to buy another one because I like it so much.
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  • Contributor: TransMarc
    Really useful review!
  • Contributor: kmilly
    i completely agree, man. someone needs to market an uncut packer. i'm so against circumcision... and i really prefer the look of an uncut cock. a few guys have requested it, but these companies say the demand isn't great enough. we need to shoot out emails i guess. great review, bro. i'll be reviewing the small when it's here sometime after easter.
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