Jeff Stryker realistic - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by GonetoLovehoney

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A Stryking Experience!

If you can take it, I believe this is worth the price (regardless of cord length issues). It will certainly give you a feeling of fullness that leaves you deliciously sore (if used vigorously).
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Pros:
Size-queen friendly, realistic, strong vibrations,suction cup works very well.
Cons:
Size of the cord, suction cup plug strength seems iffy, easily damaged by rough items.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Taking it in is no easy task, but the medium to strong vibrations help loosen things up so I could take in the monster. It could be used for clitoral stimulation, but I prefer to have it inserted vaginally and use a clit vibe on the outside. This will certainly be my go-to toy for when I'm feeling particularly randy and wish to have an orgasm that leaves me stuck in bed for a while recovering and regaining the use of my legs.

This could be used anally for those who can take it, just make sure to pop a large size condom on it as it is porous and really hard to completely clean. It may be a bit difficult to insert anally as it lists to the side quite a bit when placed vertically, and hangs like a half erect cock when stuck to the wall. I only have a picture of it vertically as I live with my grandparents and I don't think they would appreciate me sticking it to the shower wall to take pictures (it happens to be the only smooth wall in the house).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

At first, there was an obnoxiously strong smell, after washing it did diminish somewhat. It's been through a few washings and the smell is still there, just not overpoweringly so. The realistic ball feature did little for me other than being able to rub the wrinkled sack on my clit while most of the cock was still inside.
As this is a porous toy, it will eventually absorb bodily fluids and lubricant, degrading over time. Even with constant cleaning, a larger size condom would be recommended to prolong the life of the 'larger-than-life' toy. For those allergic to latex, like myself, I shall refer you to Large size Skyn brand they don't rip easily, which is a plus,considering the size of this toy. It doesn't encase the entire shaft,but most of it is covered for easier insertion and cleanup.

Squeezing the balls is quite entertaining, I will admit. One sticks out of the bottom of the material though.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

I'll start off with stating that this is NOT a beginner's toy, and it seems iffy for a novice to handle due to its massively delicious size. I personally love the curve to this and use it 'backwards' so it's easier to insert and it hits my g-spot, (and I can put a vibrating cock ring on the balls for clitoral stimulation!).
I prefer larger girth and this certainly filled me up! I believe that this toy represents the most I can possibly take vaginally. This toy is not that easy to hide unless you've got a toy shelf inside of a wardrobe or closet, I wouldn't travel with this either.

Here's a comparison of the Jeff Stryker cock compared to my first dildo (the smallest, measuring at 5in (12.7cm)insertable and 5 1/4 in(13.3cm) around) and my first review item, the Classic Bender, (measuring in at 8in(20.3cm) insertable and 5 1/2(14cm) in circumference)
Front view:


Side view:
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator was stronger than I expected, and certainly helped me to get it in easier and if I wished, I could use its steady vibrations to get off clitorally. (It uses 2 AA batteries and hasn't died yet.) The bullet is hidden inside the thickest part of the dildo, probably the reason of the girth 'speed bump' that I have to travel over to get all of it inside me. Like others who've used and reviewed this toy, the length of the cord is annoying. But I know why it's so short, most of it resides inside the toy.

The dial on the controller is easily changed, (sometimes too much so) and it usually ends up with lube on it, making it even harder to use. Thankfully I've got a towel nearby to wipe it off (Always know where your towel is!).

As for vibration sound/power: lowest setting is at 2 vrooms and gradually goes up to 3/4 vrooms with minimal sound, 2 bees at highest even when inserted.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

It's difficult to care for if you're used to just washing off a toy and tossing it anywhere. I find it easy to care for,treating the cock like the revered item it is.

The pamphlet included states to use talc after washing it, that's not recommended as the link will tell you. I use corn starch, safe for the body yet gets rid of the sticky feeling after washing it.

Actually, with corn starch on it, it actually feels like a real cock! With the above applied to it, storing it inside the red drawstring bag (yes there is a string, you just have to look for it) and placing it in my wardrobe shelf (Yay for keeping it out of direct sunlight and high heat!).

The toy is compatible with water, oil, silicone, and hybrid lubes. Beware, if not stored or taken care of properly, it will become a lint/dust/hair magnet.
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The obelisk of a dildo was in a plastic bag within the drawstring pouch housed inside the rather blatant box. There's a little pamphlet that informs you of cleaning/care, warnings, and what to do if the plug falls off. (That seems like a very real threat if used on a wall, it almost seems like it's not made for the weight of the dildo.)
The plug repair steps(verbatim):

1. Purchase a tube of Devcon Super Glue Gel or Duro Quick Gel at your hardware or hobby shop. (Note: Liquid "Super Glue" will not work, only "gels".
2. Wipe both the plug hole and suction cup carefully with isopropyl(rubbing) alcohol.
3. Apply gel to the side and bottom of the hole only,do not apply to the plug.
4. Insert suction cup plug into hole by twisting.
5. Set aside and allow gel to set for up to 24 hours before using.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

To warm this up: run it under warm to hot water (not scalding!) or heat a microwavable heat pack for 1:30-2 minutes and place it over the dildo while it's still inside the drawstring pouch.

What the toy came with is pictured below:

Experience

The first time I laid eyes on this dildo, I was a bit intimidated, as the biggest thing I've had was 6 inches (15.2 cm) long and 6 3/4(17.1cm) around. This massive thing measures in at 7inches (17.8cm) insertable and 7 inches around at its thickest point (thinnest point: 6 3/4 in).

It took me about an hour and quite a bit of lube to get it in the first time, and after using it thoroughly I noticed some blood when I was cleaning myself up. I may have been too vigorous the first time, but at least it was a good pain for myself.

Subsequent times, there hasn't been any damage and I've been able to get it in within 30 minutes. You've certainly got to warm yourself up to indulge in this.

The overall length of this is a bit much for me. I can only take in about 6-6 1/2 inches.
I love using this, even if I can't move for a while afterward from the intense pleasure and the physical exertion of moving it manually.
    • Lube required
    • Warm-up needed
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  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thank you!
  • PeppermintFuntimes
    PeppermintFuntimes  
    Quite informative and @___@ so freaking huge. Congrats on reviewing an item that you enjoyed, but the blood portion scared me.
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    That is one BIG toy! Wow. I love that it came with an 'autographed' picture, too--very cute. Sucks about the smell, though.
  • mudpie
    mudpie  
    Wow! Thanks for reviewing, I don't think I could handle that!
  • GonetoLovehoney
    GonetoLovehoney  
    This has been a frequent visitor to my bed and chair XD. I guess I'm just a girth whore when it comes to this.
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thanks, great review!
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    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
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    pinkzombie  
    Thank you!!
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    buttman  
    awsome
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    Peres2013  
    Thank you
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