T-Rex - realistic dildo discontinued by Tantus - review by Falsepast

NOTE: This toy was used anally by a boy...somehow.

Packaging/Storage: Comes in a standard clear, plastic box from Tantus, which measures in at 9 inches tall by 6 1/2 inches wide. As usual, the front speaks of Tantus' 100% ultra-premium platinum silicone and has the Tantus logo included and claims that Tantus makes, "The world's best soft toys for adults". A sticker stating a free harness O-ring is included with the package. The right side of the box cites their toys' safety, quality, and pleasure are the reasons Tantus toys are the best. The back restates they make the best toys adding the fact that their toys are superior quality, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, odorless, tasteless, boilable, bleachable, and non-toxic to the list of reasons why they're the best. The box also claims that their toys will last a lifetime. Meanwhile the left side of the box, presumably, restates all the information in German, French, and Spanish. Inside the box, the toy itself is held vertically by the clam-shell plastic case it comes in. The free O-ring for the toy can be found behind the toy. The box is, in my opinion the best way to store this, but if the box seems too big, I suppose a giant zip-lock bag would do fine as well.

Look: The T-rex is a massive 8 1/2 inches tall by 7 inches in circumference. 6 inches of the toy are insertable, which includes its monstrously large head and slightly-veined shaft, just above the oddly proportioned balls. The balls are just above the base and look tiny compared to the rest of the body, reminiscent of an actual T-rex and his little arms. There is a bit of space between the base and balls, presumably to allow the balls to stick out if this were to be used in a harness. T-rex's unreasonably massive head is 7 inches in circumference at its widest point, which is the ridge of the head, and looks much shinier than the rest of the toy. It is surrounded by veins and wrinkles just under it to give the toy a more realistic appearance. However, unlike some of the more realistic toys, the balls are not wrinkled and look very smooth instead.

Feel: T-rex is a truly huge toy and, personally, is way too big for oral. Just a bit of the head fit in my mouth, but the rest feels way too massive for me to ever suck on, even with training. The toy bends with applied force, but for the most part it stands firm and won't flop. One of my biggest problems with the feel of T-rex is that, while the head gets slick easily, the shaft has that rough feel that Anaconda does, but just a little less. I decided to give it a shot anyway, since I already got it, and after lots of lube and preparing, I took in the head...and still needed more time to prepare. After even more warming up, I got it in. The shaft was rough, but more added lube and starting out slowly made the toy's feel bearable. Finally, I was able to move it in and out freely and it felt GREAT! I instantly had the feeling I get when I'm about to cum, unfortunately that didn't happen through pure anal this time either. Another major issue I had with the T-rex was the ridge on the head was a bit too firm and big. It bothered me a little when it went in and out and was just the slightest bit painful. The base is pretty big, making it a slight nuisance to hold on to the toy by myself. Although there are some issues with the T-rex, it still felt really amazing. Unfortunately, I won't be using it too often to prevent the possibility of rectal prolapse, since it is such a thick toy.

Smell/Taste/Noise: Being that this is silicone, there was absolutely no taste or smell to the toy. I did notice a tiny bit of noise while it was in use, due to the head going in and out as well as the squishy noises from the tons of lube I had to apply to get this thing in. It's not too loud and should easily be covered up, but is enough to be noted.

Material/Lube/Cleaning: T-rex is made of silicone which scores a 10/10 on the safety scale. Silicone is waterproof, non-porous, and can easily retain heat. To clean this toy, you can wash it with soap and water, or entirely sanitize it by boiling it in water for a few minutes. One of the only down-sides of silicone is that it can only be used with water-based lube.

The T-rex is frightening, intimidating, and HUGE but I still like him. I love the design, looks, and overall epicness of this dildo it is really awesome and for those who truly want a challenge, here it is. However, I only recommend it to the experienced.