Devinn Lane's reflective emperor - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Illusional

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All Hail the Emperor!

Thick with intense vibrations, this Emperor can hold its own without being too limp and lifeless. It will stuff you full with its girth and vibrate deep inside to your heart's desire. You can angle it on the wall or just go at it with a partner.
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Pros:
It has quite the hearty girth. Very intense vibrations. Suction cup was a wonderful addition.
Cons:
On it's highest setting, it is very loud. The cord is unnecessary and gets in my way. The smell
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

When I recieved the Emperor, I was more than thrilled by the way it appeared. Thick and full of potential. It's a gorgeous purple shade and comes with a cord that has a dial on it so you can choose the vibrations of your liking. This toy is best of vaginal use and stimulates your g-spot and your clit. This toy would work for anyone who isn't new to toys. The toy is very thick and can take some time adjusting to it and the vibrations can be intense. This toy works well either solo or with a partner. You could run this toy up against your clit and allow yourself to warm up and be more than willing for the Emperor. You will get nice and slick quickly if you're like me and love direct clit stimulation. The vibrations were nothing out of the norm for me. My clit or hands didn't go numb on even the highest settings but they still suited me just fine. I love really strong vibrations and this fit right up my alley.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I don't mind jelly toys, I don't share them but still use a condom when switching from anal to vaginal. The material felt fine to me, I loved the texture. What I did not love was the smell. It was horrid to me. It also tasted a bit like this disgusting wax fruit. It was gross and overpowering until I washed it down a few times. The texture and girth add some stimulation as do the creases and crevices on it. The texture could be for beginners as well, it isn't too hectic that a beginner couldn't enjoy it.

Design / Shape / Size

I personally love pretty toys and the Emperor didn't displease me. Although shaped typically, albeit being an engorged cock (which I love) there's that lovely iridescent sparkling purple which was very pretty to gaze at. They designed the Emperor to have the bullet in the thickest part, right underneath the head. I like the way this was designed so even if you can't fit all of it in, you can still get stimulated and enjoy the Emperor that way. There's also a handy suction cup that you can use and place it up a wall and go buckwild doggy style! However, this suction cup doesn't stick to everythring. I tried it against a wall, worked fine. I tried to stick it to the wall in the shower, it wouldn't stick. I dried the wall of the shower and it still didn't stick. I tried to stick it on the toilet and it stuck. So if you're aiming to sneak in some shower play, I don't see it happening. Also when it sticks to the wall, it doesn't stick unless you really shove it down with some emphasis. To remove it, I just gripped it and it came off with ease. I wouldn't give this toy to anybody just getting into vibrators, it's very thick and intense vibrations. I would recommend this for somebody who has a bit of experience in the toy department.

Functions / Performance / Controls


The Emperor is a jelly vibrator and you control the vibrations from a cord on dial and can adjust it accordingly. Besides using it solo or doggy style on a wall, I found this cord to be annoying and really to be in the way. However when using the suction cup, the cord is a handy little feature and reaches a good distance so you don't have to search and stretch to amp up the vibrations when you're getting close. The vibrations are in the thickest part of the vibrator, for me personally this rocked and stimulated me in many ways. The product suggests that it is “multi-speed” but there really wasn't much variation. Even when you initially turn it in, it still buzzed very loud and didn't amp up much more. Luckily, the highest still still earns 5 Vrooms. I would like a little more variation in the vibration patterns, but I think overall it's decent. This toy is incredibly noisy and I did not see anything about this toy being waterproof so I didn't play with it in the shower, which kind of sucks. I love playing in the shower.

Care and Maintenance

This toy isn't much different than my others, I own a lot of jelly toys. This toy has a lot of crevices and creases. Jelly toys can NOT be sterilized like other toys, so if/when sharing this toy, give the Emperor and you some respect and put a condom on it. You clean jelly toys with soap and warm water and/ or your favorite toy cleaner and you should be good to go. You can use water and silicone lubes with it. Storing it discreetly was a bit difficult, seeing how big it is. However after cleaning it, I put it into a silk toy sack and keep it in an empty drawer.
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

It's a clear plastic packaging with an insert of a sexy redhead gazing at you with naughty intentions. I kind of like the insert, I have it now as a bookmark. There were minimal instructions on the back. I tossed the packaging away and was confronted with that intense “fruit” smell. I personally was not a big fan of the scent. It really turned me off and I washed this toy a few times before it began to subside. Then the scent had the nerve to stay on my hands for awhile! That kind of irked me, along with the sticky residue feeling it gave when I first took it out of the package.
    • Not discreet

Experience

I was very excited to receive this in the mail. I shook the package and by the weight of it, I knew it wasn't any maid costume. I tore open the package and gazed at it. The emperor is a lovely shade of purple and thick and hearty like Campbell's soup! I washed it off after dealing with a foul “flowery/fruit” scent. It bombarded my nose and gave me an instant headache. I scrubbed this thing down and toweled it off. I spent a few hours going about with my tasks but the Emperor lingered in the back of my mind. That evening, I allowed myself a nice mixed drink, a smutty romance novel and the Emperor. Midway into the story, as the handsome Irish rogue was giving it to the naïve Princess, I decided the Emperor and I should engage in some royal activity ourselves. This toy is very thick, I wouldn't recommend getting yourself all hot and bothered with it, or you might hurt yourself. I lounged and allowed myself to explore and tease with other toys before gearing myself up for His Majesty. The Emperor is 8 ¾ inches with an insertable length of seven inches. The diameter of it is 2 inches and it'll fill you up. I don't like to call myself a “size queen” but I do love a toy with good girth, and good gracious, it fit the bill alright. Despite being wet, I had to slowly ease the Emperor in to accommodate it. Once inside, I fiddled with the control and turned the dial up a lot. Even at its quietest, the Emperor demands to be heard. I live in a home with other people, so I quickly turned on some MTV to muffle the noise. I decided to press my luck and turn it up higher. It felt amazing and I forgot about the noise and began to enjoy the intense vibrations. Where the Emperor is thickest, is where the bullet is and it feels wonderful. My whole pussy tingled and I quickly put the suction cup to good use and fucked myself doggy style against a wall. I pushed all seven insertable and yummy inches of the Emperor inside and fucked myself wild until near exhaustion. Despite it being jelly, it doesn't just flop around. The Emperor can hold its hold and almost mimic a real dick, besides the purple tone and vibrations.


Follow-up commentary
This toy is still amazing and fills me up quite nicely. It doesn't suction as much as I still want it to, and this toy guzzles batteries like no other. I wish the vibrations were stronger, but it's still a good buy!
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    Thanks!
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    The jelly smell is a mood killer, so I'm torn on this one. Thanks for the review!
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