Dr. Philgood - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by melissa1973

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All Hail the Great Prince Albert!!!

If you have even been curious as to how it would be to get down and dirty with a man with a Prince Albert piercing (like I have for 15 years), but have been to afraid of going around asking guys "Hey is your Johnson pierced"? This is the guy for you, large enough to fill just about anybody's girthy needs, and just waiting to please some of your darkest toe curling desires.
I love the size, and softness is just like the real thing. The P. A. piercing just looks beautiful.
Strong odor. The piercing needs to be taken out with each use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Now I have seen a man with the Prince Albert piercing, to my disappointment he had to be a dick and take it out before we get started (talking about major let down). For years now, I have been dying to know what it would feel like to have sex with the piercing left in. Then I came across Dr. Philgood by Cal Exotics and my deepest desire came back stronger than ever. I just had to have the Dr. Philgood just because it has the elusive piercing and only I could take it out. Everyone knows The rock band "Skid Row" if not then you have got to remember the song "I Remember You" a major hit for those of us who still remember the late 80's. Anyway Dr. Philgood has been molded from their drummer. What a lovely cock he has and made, sheer perfection (almost) it is a little limper than I like my cocks to be; but hey with a Prince Albert who really cares right?
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anywhere you want to put it

Material / Texture

Dr. Philgood is made from a PVC material which is Phthalate and Latex free, light weight, water resistant, and like many toys made from PVC it's soft and pliable. It has amazing realistic veins running through the dong, lifelike wrinkles in the huge set of balls, with a slick sexy head topping it off. Since the piercing is stainless steel, it can be removed from the dildo and boiled, it can also be soaked in a bleach water solution. It also says that it can be put in the dishwasher; however since it's small I would highly advise against cleaning it through the washer. The product page says that it is harness compatible but I don't see how that can be, with the suction cup base being as large as it is.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This only comes in beige which sometimes I do wish they came in other colors but hey (I don't make them). The total length balls and all is 8 1/2-9", the insertable length is 6", with the circumference of 6 1/2" the diameter is 2" and the total weight is just a little over one pound. It is very soft and flexible, even more flexible than that of a real cock but DAMN he feels good. This is just a remarkable thing of beauty that's all there is to say. The cock ring is (VERY sexy), I would have to guestimate as being in the 10-12 gauge range.
Now the nuts on this toy are rather large, larger than some I've seem, my hand won’t even go but half way around his nuts. I do have one where everything about it is larger. Meet Ty everyone he is truly for size kings and queens as you can clearly see.
    • Realistic
    • Partner play


What I was going to do after I tried the toy with the piercing in was; I was going to unscrew the balls and dabbed a tiny amount of super glue to them so they wouldn't come loose while during play time. Notice I said was going to: I tried this with the ring in and it just didn't work. I tried with balls down, up, and even sideways, the cock ring just wouldn't let it go in, and it hurt when I tried to force it in even with all the water lubricant all over it and myself. The balls on the ends were a little loose and anyone who has or had body piercings (other than ears) knows that they have to be checked now and then and tightened accordingly. It's up to the owner whether or not you want to keep the piercing in or take it out, if you like it, you like it, if you don't you don't it's that simple. I was able to take both the top and bottom balls completely off of the ring part, after cleaning the toy off I put the ring back in and when tightening the balls on it, I realized that one on the balls were striped and there was no tightening to it.

Once I took the ring out I was able to get all but 2 inches or so in, even that little bit felt really good, I grabbed a bullet for the clit and when I was ready I slid the toy in balls deep, and WOW!! It felt amazing as I stated before. So When I use it I'll be taking the ring out and since I'm fascinated with the cock ring I'll be putting it back in when not in use. When I put the ring back in the cock it went in easier than it was taking it out and it had some cum on the end when it came out, so I'll be trying to figure a way to clean the hole to.

The suction cup base is supposed to very strong lasting a good while on walls, and or mirrors. Mine however only stayed on my door for maybe 3 minutes at most. To loosen the suction cup all you need to do is just use a finger on a side of the base and apply very little pressure to break the seal. Now material like this I don't use anally and since I DON'T share my toys, I don't use a condom. So if you do share or do this anally then you really need a condom. The O-ring compatibility is not there, it's just too large for the standard ring, I tried to put over both the bottom and the top and nothing worked.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Whether going vaginal to anal, vice-a-versa or sharing with others you should always use condoms with each partner and while switching your own openings. Dr. Philgood should be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap; you can also use toy cleaners on him, for cleaning the shaft, head, and balls; however; the pierced head is more difficult to clean since there is a hole going completely through the meatus (the head). What I suggest if wanting to do this anally is to remove the ring and protect this with a condom, so no bacteria can get in the hole or on the ring. Then clean as usual and replace the ring (if you want to) when you are done. There are only two types of lubricants that have you can use with this material and they are: silicone and water based lubricants. The box only mentions using water lubricants. The material guide says nothing of this being porous or not.
    • Easy to clean


Dr. Philgood just like my TY came in a pretty good size box and both wrapped in plastic. Unlike Ty who came with a large pouch, Dr. Philgood only came with the bag. .
The box of Dr. Philgood is an Oxy-moron in itself. It's a cock and is insertable like a cock, the box says for external use only. There is a disclaimer stating that the toy is in NO way affiliated with either Dr. Phil or Motley crue. Dr. Phil for the name and Motley crue for the song they have nothing to do with this Dr. Philgood.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
Since putting a compatible ring in this cock I have gotten way much more enjoyment out of this and I didn't even have to take the time to pop the ring out.

Thank god there was a lady working at the tattoo shop when I took this in for its fitting. She was very pleasant, professional, and very helpful with finding the right size needed for my Dr. Philgood. All in all I'm getting much more use from this that I was before I switched the ring out for the straight bar.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • MrWishyWashy
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • melissa1973
    Thank for reading Mr and you're welcome.
  • 3d3n1
    Nice review. The Ty Fox replica looks ridiculously big.
  • melissa1973
    LOL it is 3d. Maybe when I'm drunk enough and extremely lubed up this mite fit. Trouble is , I don't drink a lot (sad).
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics, this thing looks super small compared to Ty
  • melissa1973
    Yes Coma, by several inches all over. With him being smaller, it makes him easier to handle.
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    Thanks for another great review!
  • 123joy
    this is a very interesting review now i wonder what its like to do it with a guy that is pierced (down there ) Nice review and great pictures !!!
  • TigerLily9
    thanks bunches for the review!
  • TheirPet
    This was a really interesting review!
  • WhoopieDoo
    This was a great review! I can't believe how gorgeous this dildo really is!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the pics!
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  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for all the great pictures! I hadn't thought of changing the jewelry.
  • eroticmutt
    Thank you SO much for posting this review! I too have always wanted to try playing with a guy who had the prince albert piercing. (I have only been with guys who have the frenum/ladder).

    The photos and videos were very helpful. Thank you for sharing.
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