Johnny VixSkin - sex toy by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Yoda

The Johnny VixSkin dildo is intended for action. Hard, fast, and frequent action. This dildo is not a simple novelty, nor is it meant to be ornamental in any way. It is purpose-built for people with a discerning eye who love sex and want it to be both safe and spectacular.

"Johnny" is a large dildo, and as such is best suited for those that appreciate the satisfaction of significant thickness and length. That said, I wouldn't classify this toy as a monster. It is large enough for me to warn beginners to be careful, but not so large as to be excluded from actual and vigorous use. By all means, use it for toying both the vagina and ass. Actually, I recommend it.

Thanks to a generous pair of balls, "Johnny" is also perfect for use in a harness, and will delight those that are fans of realistic dildos and toy cocks. It is an especially excellent choice for folks that love pegging and gender play. Not only will it strike the perfect combination of fear and excitement in the hearts of the about-to-be penetrated, but it will leave them panting for an encore.

"Johnny" is constructed of a unique formula of silicone called "VixSkin" that feels and looks more lifelike than any other I've known. Just as it was described, it is indeed soft and skin-like on the outside, but also firm on the inside. It stunned me to discover how closely it felt like a real, erect penis. It was squishy and flexible, yet hard and strong at the same time. And since it is also so realistically sized, and is crafted with significant but soft-textured veins, it seemed all the more lifelike.

Unlike so many other cheaply made dildo materials, Vixskin has no noticeable smell or taste. It is truly a first rate product. It is phthlalate-free, latex-free, hypo-allergenic, and completely non-porous. This simply means that it won't leach out harmful chemicals and leave them in the body, and it won't harbor dangerous bacteria as long as you wash it (or sterilize it) before and after every use.

In my opinion, Vixen is to be commended on the design of this toy. I'm not going to say that it's beautiful, but I will say without any hesitation that this dong is impressive to behold. Now I'm a guy that, at first, had to get past the idea of stuffing an object shaped like another guy's penis up my rear. For a while I only bought dildos that were completely unrealistic. Then, after some time, I started branching out and purchasing toys, regardless of their shape, based entirely on what I thought would feel good. And with "Johnny", I think I may have re-invented, yet again, the way I look at dildos. This thing not only feels good, but it also looks like it feels good. Sadly, I've think I've even started developing a bit of penis envy when I'm near this thing. I don't look at it and think "Ooh, now there's a silicone cock I'd like to have in me.", but rather, "Ooh, now there's a silicone cock I like to have as me." And I'm not exactly lacking in size, either. I just get the impression that this will prove the gold standard of dildo shape for most people, appealing to all. A respectable specimen.

As I mentioned earlier, "Johnny" is wonderfully designed. It features a bold and pronounced head, as well as several soft veins that wind their way around the shaft. And I must say that these are the best veins I've ever experienced on a dildo. They don't feel rigid, like on some other silicone or rubber toys, but instead they have plenty of give yet still deliver plenty of effective stimulation to all affected body parts.

As for size, "Johnny" measures in at 7 inches total length, roughly 6 and a bit once you take the balls into account. According to the given stats, it is also 1 and 7 eighths of an inch diameter. This is accurate, but potential buyers should be aware that since VixSkin is so squishy, this dildo has quite a lot of give to it, and will therefore feel more like 1 and 3 quarters of an inch in thickness. Due to this, I would like to make the bold statement that this "Johnny" is the best anal dildo of all time. It is just wide enough to feel 'enough', yet not so wide as to be a pain in the ass. Anal fans will know what I mean.

"Johnny"'s best quality. Hmm. This dildo is such a hit that I'm not sure that I can distinguish it's strengths or weaknesses. There is nothing especially innovative here except for the concept that a dildo should look and feel good enough to use safely and frequently. And it does. Everything here just works, and it works well. It's like the Civic of dildos. I just shows up again and again and again. A class act all the way.

Sure, Vixskin is a unique variety of silicone that is unmatched in quality and comfort. And of course they designed it according to the exact specifications of ultimate pleasure. But I'm just most impressed that it doesn't need so much of the other stuff to be a success. There is no suction cup, no vibrating bullet, no ergonomically designed g-spot hugging humps. But I don't care, and for anyone that happens to read this and try it, I doubt that they will either.

As is any quality silicone toy, "Johnny" will not clean itself. This burden falls us real people. But fear not, because cleaning this toy up is as easy as getting off on it. Options include: a cycle in the dishwasher, a 10 percent bleach solution, and good old-fashioned soap and hot water (just be sure to be thorough).

Storing is only a little bit more complex. VixSkin tends to attract quite a bit of lint and dust if kept out near fabrics or under beds. I suggest using anything that will keep it clean and away from moisture, light, and clingers-on. But even if "Johnny" becomes a little dust-encrusted, a simple rinse under the tap with soap will sort things out.