Ultra realistic cock with ass - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by ♥ Amanda ♥

  • Christmas shipping schedule

Add resource

An Expensive Disappointment!

The Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass has a great base that could give amazing hands free play, but the cock was too limp for me, and the ass was too wide for my partner. We are very disappointed with this toy, and regret purchasing it.
Published:
Pros:
Solid base.
Cons:
Limp cock, wide ass.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
When I first saw this I instantly added it to my wish list. I did read some reviews that were already done on it, and it appeared to be a great product. I wanted to get it for role playing with my partner, and also for work as a cam model. Also this product is the only one of its kind here on Eden. The reviews were promising, and I finally decided to get it. Now I sit here writing this review with major disappointment.

First of all, let's get the basics out of the way. The Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass is made of New Supersoft material. These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. A condom should be used when using both the cock or ass on this toy. Clean before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. It also comes dusted and needs to be cleaned prior to first use. The packaging also includes a starter amount of cornstarch that needs to be used before storing to prevent the toy from getting sticky. It should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. The porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. The cock and ass is of larger size so use saran wrap or the original plastic packaging to cover the toy while storing. This material is also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants.

The specifics:
Color:
Beige
Length:
8"
Insertable length:
6 1/2"
Circumference:
5"
Diameter:
1 1/2"
Weight:
7.5 lb

And now the smoke and mirrors!

The Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass is not a cheap toy. In fact it is $230. It is also the only available product of its kind here on Eden. It looks great on the internet, but not so promising at home. It actually looks exactly the same. It looks real and even to the touch feels like real skin and a real cock. The cock has a vein covered texture which is a little overdone. The base is very sturdy. This toy (with adjustments) is virtually a hands free toy.

I have used it on the bed, on a chair, on the floor, up, down, left, and right. I have used this toy in so many ways and can not get the job done. I just do not know what to think about it because the structure and design of the toy is amazing. The base is perfect. It stays in place and does its job. But, yes a but, the cock is too soft. I swear I have applied a tube of lube to this thing and can not force it inside of me. The cock is just too limp. I was surprised because it feels so real. Actually it feels like my partners cock when I touch it. When I try to insert it, its a total no go. I can not have sex with this toy! On to the ass. It is tight and looks just like a real ass at the inserting point. But then as you go in deeper the hole widens too much to accomplish anything for a man.

I haven't figured out if this toy was made with men or women in mind. I thought it was for women because of the cock, but then what is the ass for. So I thought it was made for gay men. Either way, the toy just doesn't work. The cock is too limp and the ass is too wide. I do not think this toy is worth the money and regret purchasing it.
Experience
The only way I did get the cock in was by placing the base on top of a pillow on the floor and then riding it on the floor. It was uncomfortable but doable. But not exciting nor pleasurable.

Finally here are some photos for you to view! [http://amandasview.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=8954788]
Follow-up commentary
I have put a lot of practice in on this expensive toy. I have learned new ways to play with it. It takes a combination of a good lubricant and good positioning. It was trial and error trying to get just the right amount of lubricant. Not enough or too much still prevents it from inserting. But with a lot of practice I have found with a little bit of patience it can be fun. The best way I have found to use this toy is by sitting it on a pillow and then riding it that way. I apply a small amount of water based lubricant directly to the toy and then insert. I have found that it makes it much easier just by adding a pillow. It is the most realistic toy I have purchased when it comes to texture, but I still hope for a similar product to come out that offers more firmness. Also I have finally uploaded a few pics: [http://twitpic.com/1z40mx] and [http://twitpic.com/1z4281] and [http://twitpic.com/1z42g7] and [http://twitpic.com/1z44hj]
I have also posted a blog with video here [http://thisthatandmyself.blogspot.com/2010/06/mysterious-cock-and-ass-gets-revealed.html?zx=579645a683e86754]
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
Do you like this review?
Comments
  • shellhell
    shellhell  
    Thanks for the review
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Great review, Thanks!
  • SaraW0512
    SaraW0512  
    Thanks for sharing your review!!
  • iabicpl09
    iabicpl09  
    Thank you
  • butts
    butts  
    Great review, too bad the dick is so limp! Maybe it could be altered, somehow insert a firm rod inside it?
  • steph0119
    steph0119  
    Great review
  • TheCemeteryRose
    TheCemeteryRose  
    very well done!
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    great to know thank you
  • LuckyLady
    LuckyLady  
    i've been looking for something like this that i can ride, but i definitely don't want a limp cock! thanks for the review!
  • Ayumi
    Ayumi  
    Thanks for the review. It certainly looked interesting.
  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    Thank you for the review
  • Silverwinds
    Silverwinds  
    From your review, this toy seems to be more worth than its worth! Great review btw!
  • snowminx
    snowminx  
    Thanks for the review, I wish they made one that wasn't limp
  • Brook4114
    Brook4114  
    Thanks for the review
Forum
Discussion Posts Last Update
Limp penis 1
Is this compatible with silicone toys/lube? 10
What's in the package? 1
Thank you for viewing Ultra realistic cock with ass – realistic dildo review page!