Mr. Seven - realistic dildo by Kalisi Toys - review by ChasityMurvine

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Mr. Seven

Realistic dildo by Kalisi Toys

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At a loss for words

Overall I was disappointed with this toy. I would have preferred something more realistic feeling not just realistic looking. Not sure I would recommend this toy to people without thoroughly telling them my experience.
Very realistic looking.
Comfortable insertion length.
Bad chemical smell.
Not enough give or bend.
Vein texture too hard.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I purchased this toy in hopes that it would be like others that I have tried and thoroughly enjoyed. I was somewhat disappointed for several reasons.

First, from the second I opened the toy it had a very strong chemical smell. I thought it was just from packaging so I promptly washed it. Even after numerous washes I can not get the smell out. It has dulled slightly, but if it is close to your face, you can still smell it.

Second, even though it is life-like looking, the feeling is completely different. There is very little give as far as bending so during insertion there is some pain, even with lube. The veins, which I thought would give it more life-like feel, are very uncomfortable. They rub in all the wrong places and after prolonged use caused me pain to the point where I couldn't insert anything and had to stop.

Third, although there is a suction cup on the end it tends to let loose a lot. I tried sticking it to numerous different services and each time it either slid or completely released. I was hoping for stronger suction that would stay where I placed it for the whole duration of use.

Forth, cleaning and storage where kind of difficult. This toy seemed to be a lint and hair magnet. No matter how hard I tried every time I went to use it I had to clean all these tiny lint balls and stray hairs. It didn't seem to matter where or how I stored it, it always seemed to attract them.

I did have some experiences where I was pleased with the toy, but those were few and far between. I seemed to spend more time trying to be comfortable with the toy than actually enjoying it. Being that it is made of silicone, you are unable to use silicone lube which in my opinion is the best lube for larger toys.
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My Mr. Seven tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup base
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Oral
    • Vaginal
Do you like this review?
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Sounds like you are not thrilled with this item. We selected the Mega Silicone Ultra-Likfelike. About the same size but flexible, soft and very nice overall.
  • ChasityMurvine
    Might have to try that one out....this one was very firm n not very flexible...
  • edeneve
    here's some good information about getting it to stick.

    How can I get a suction cup to stick to my shower wall?
  • edeneve
    You didn't say what the dimension is. Maybe it's too big for you.

    Something I learned in my toy journey - tapered heads make insertion so much easier & much less painful or not painful at all. I also had to figure out what diameter my sweet-thang could easily take (yes, thang, not thing). And I've taken my time to introduce increased diameter size of my toys. I can't take anything huge. Not sure I want to either.
  • ChasityMurvine
    its not the length or girth that bothered me, I was hoping that it would be softer I guess and its a really hard material and the "veins" felt like they were rubbing me raw....
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