Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by bigred88

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Awesome toy

Personally the pros outweighed the cons for me. I highly recommend this product for the advanced user. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Cheap, realistic, versatile
Smelly, hard to clean, hard to store
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is definitely my best friend in the shower. I hope that you are anally trained because it definitely has some width to it. It gave me great pleasure. Use by yourself or with a partner. It's pretty amazing, it hit the spot every time. It filled me to completion. Use it in the bedroom, shower, or wherever you like. It's pretty big so it's hard to travel with.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

If you have a thing about smells, then I wouldn't recommend this, but if you can get over the smell, then the material is good enough for any hole. It's firm enough even for the tightest areas. Not for beginners unless you like pain.
    • Rigid
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

When they say realistic, they mean it. The shape, veins, and everything are all realistic. I loved the shape, it made it feel like a real man was inside me, too bad there wasn't one attached. The size is amazing if you're a size queen, as long as you do some warming up, it slides right in with no problem.
    • Advanced user
    • Huge
    • Realistic


The suction cup works great even when you're in a wet situation. It holds up to rough play. If you are looking for something functional as well as pleasing to the eye, then this is the toy for you. Again, it's big so it's not good for hiding.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

It's made of pvc so it's not as easy to clean as silicone, but it's also not hard. I don't like the way it collects lint and dust. Use a condom for easy cleanup.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
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