Lovemoiselle Noemie - dildo by Lovemoiselle - review by Valyn

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Lovemoiselle Noemie

Dildo by Lovemoiselle

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Beautiful, slender, smooth, and feels wonderful!

The Noemie is performance art and visually appealing. It's gorgeous, hypoallergenic, safe, and smooth. It's a great toy for temperature play, and makes a wonderful gift!
Beautiful, sleek, slender, smooth, artistic, curvy! What more could you ask for in a toy?
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Lovemoiselle Noemie is categorized with the classic dildos and dongs, but really, it should stand in a class of it's own. It's hard not to go on and on about the beauty of this product.

I've found it best for thrusting (gently, so I feel beautiful too!), but it can also be used for g-spot stimulation; at the right angle. If using it for thrusting you should be cautious since it is a hard ceramic, and could bruise your cervix if shoved in too hard. Because it can be sterilized, I believe it can be used for anal play. But if you choose to use it anally hold on tight! There is no handle on the Noemie, and when it's all lubed up, it can be a bit slippery. Personally, I won't be using this toy anally. Maybe the flower on it makes me think vagina, maybe it's just too beautiful, I don't know.

The toy is discreet; unless someone knows it's a sex toy, it can probably just be passed off as some pretty trinket, so take it with you! Just try not to bang it up too much, because it could chip. I highly recommend everyone get one of these. It truly makes you feel gorgeous!

Material / Texture

The Noemie is made of ceramic. It's hypoallergenic and safe for the body. It's non-porous and sterilizable. I love how smooth the Noemie feels. I was worried that it would feel too delicate, especially since I believe it is hollow, but it feels strong. I don't worry about breaking this toy, though I do recommend being a little careful with the Noemie; don't let it fall and hit the hard ground! Even though the Noemie is very hard, it's not too thick, and feels very smooth. This toy can be used by anyone looking for a beautiful toy.

Design / Shape / Size

Oh, the curves! This toy has sensuous curves that seem made to complement the female figure. The minimalist design just makes the Noemie more artistic, and the glossy finish perfects it. At 7 inches long and 1.5 inches thick, it should be good for almost any user. I thought the size was great, and it gets thinner and wider along the curves.

I do recommend being careful if you plan on traveling with this toy; wrap it safely so it won't get chipped or break! With the black pouch, though, the Noemie can easily be concealed and taken along for a trip, or hidden nicely in a drawer or toy chest.


The Noemie is performance art as well as visual. One tiny drop of lube goes a long way on the smooth surface. This is definitely a toy to use in front of a mirror; the Noemie makes for "me-time", not just fucking. I thought the hard ceramic wouldn't feel very good, but I couldn't get enough of the Noemie!

Care and Maintenance

Caring for ceramic toys is great. I've washed it with soap and water, but if you intend to share, or want to sterilize it, you can! The Noemie can be bleached. It comes with a velvety black pouch that helps it stay nice and discreet, and safe from things hitting it. When using this toy, silicone and water-based lubricants can be used. I've used water-based, and needed very little to go over the whole surface.


I really felt special getting the Lovemoiselle Noemie. It comes in a sleek, slim, black box with a black band around it to make sure it stays closed. I worried it might be banged around in the mail, but it arrived nicely packaged in bubble wrap. In the box, the Noemie sits in black foam, and under it are the pouch and a little booklet about the toy. This would make a wonderful, beautiful gift that would be sure to make any one feel like they're really something special.

Personal comments

I can't get over it! I love how beautiful this toy is! When i first got it, I kept sneaking it out of the pouch just to take a look at it. If there were any toy I would want to put on display, it would most definitely be the Lovemoiselle Noemie.


My first use with the Noemie was shocking! It was nice and cool, and with just a drop of lube, it slid right in and felt so nice! I'm a novice in temperature play, but with this toy on my side, it's rapidly become a new favorite! Just varying temperatures with the Noemie is great play! (Don't move ceramic from hot to cold or vice versa too quickly, as it will crack!) I showed it off and played in front of my boyfriend, and with him rubbing my clit, and the Noemie inside, I was in heaven!
Follow-up commentary
I still love using the Lovemoiselle Noemie. The temperature play I've gotten with it is great! I never knew I'd like cold things inside me till I got the Noemie. After quite a few uses, it's still a great, often used toy! Having the Noemie makes me want other Lovemoiselle toys to try them all, and for more temperature play!
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  • Sammi
    This is lovely.

    Good review!
  • Valyn
    Thank you!
  • Alan & Michele
    Wow that *is* pretty! It almost looks like something you could leave out amongst the houseplants with nobody being any the wiser as to what it was (lol).
    Excellent review!
  • Luscious Lily
    Great review! I'm drooling over their whole line of dildos even more now...
  • Valyn
    @Alan & Michelle - lol! Yeah! The simplicity is inspiring! I'm wondering if anyone would notice if I paint a wall white with one of those little flowers! Big smile

    @Lily - ME TOO! I want their entire line, everything looks so gorgeous, and I'm learning that temperature play is lots of fun!
  • Alt
    How did this one feel anally?
  • Meowmix
    Such a Pretty toy. I'm thinking it would look very nice right next a vase of flowers...

    Good review!
  • Valyn
    You know.. I haven't tried this anally yet! Guess that part will come in my follow up review!
  • Alt

    Awesome, well have fun.

    I have 1 ceramic dildo, but not one like this, so I am planning on getting this one or a similar Lovemoiselle ceramic dildo for some anal fun Tongue out

    I bet this probably feels as good in the butt as a glass or metal dildo from the extreme smoothness, and temperature adaptation properties.
  • spicywife
    I just love the design and styling of this toy. Thanks for the informative review!
  • Valyn
    Thank you!
  • spicywife
    I've been considering a ceramic toy and I keep going back to this one because of the lovely design. Have you ever tried a glass toy? I'm just curious to see how ceramic compares with glass. It's probably not as weighty I'd imagine.
  • Valyn
    Yeah, I have a glass toy. It's not as heavy, but it still feels just as sturdy as the glass!
  • spicywife
  • Nashville
    How has this held up since July? Still in love with it?
  • laiken
  • Blooddragon
    Great review!
  • pinkzombie
  • Mell
    Great review!
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