Glow in the dark 6" emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by The scientist

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Better as a nightlight

Such a shame. This toy stunk from the start...as a dildo that is. The greasy feel and off putting smell made me not want it inside me, even sheathed in a condom.

As a novelty item, I love this toy. It glows brightly, and has a powerful suction cup that makes for great pranks or bachelorette gifts!
Published:
Pros:
Glows brightly
Cons:
smell, greasy feel
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
The glow in the dark emperor came wrapped in a plastic bag inside a cardboard box, and I could smell it before even opening the box. The texture of the realistic material was really nice, which made the grease it left on my hands pretty dissapointing. The toy is realistic feeling pvc and is phthalates free. It can be washed with soap and water and is compatible with water and silicone based lubes.

Here are the specs for this model:
Length: 7"
Insertable length: 6 1/4"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 1/2"
Weight: 1 lb

I don't have much experience with dildos, (in fact, this was my first!) but I loved the size and feel of this toy. Even after I washed the toy in the shower with soap and water, the smell never faded (perhaps it will with time!?). Because of this I was dubious about the whole ordeal, but sheathed in a condom this toy was a joy to have sex with! The suction cup on the base of this toy is really powerful and functioned perfectly in the shower. I thoroughly enjoyed the veined texture and thick girth. The alien color was a bit disconcerting at times, but next time (after I let it air out) I will try it with the lights out!

I feel like this toy would be better off purely as a novelty item, and thus I'm rating it pretty low. It would make for a great gag gift or useful for pranks. It glows very brightly, and the strong suction cup makes for hilarious dildo placement around the house.

The outside of the packaging has a warning about the toy being "For external use only" and "Only for use as a novelty item". I know that sometimes manufacturers put these labels on toys to get around state laws prohibiting the sales of sex toys, but it's still not something that I like to see on the box of something destined for my bits.


I'm curious to see if the smell and greasy feel of this toy fades with time. I would really like to ride it again!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Glow in the dark 6" emperor tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Play party
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • - Kira -
    Thanks for the review. Sorry the smell was so off-putting.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Good review. Don't think I'd want something greasy and smelly inside of me either.
  • Fierce Like Tiger
    Gah! I had a smelly one a while back too. I hope the smell fades for you! It didn't on the stinky one I had
    Was the toy fairly soft or stiff?
  • SiNn
    great review this one seems odd to me
  • Pixel
    Nice review! I'm vastly amused at the idea of a glow in the dark dildo...it's good to know beforehand that it's not something I'd actually want to put inside me, though.
  • Jenni Shelton
    nice would love one of these!
  • The scientist
    I hope the smell fades too, though it has a lot of stink to lose.
    To answer your question the texture was just divine. Flexible but not flaccid, stiff but not unyielding.... 'life like' in a glowing dildo kind of way!
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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