Big, Bold and VERY smelly

If you can get over the smell, then you will likely have many hours of pleasurable play time with this toy.
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Pros:
Life-like appearance
Large size (for that full, stretched feeling)
Cons:
Smell
Large size (for those who can't handle it)
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy was purchased to service a particularly naughty, interracial, monster cock sort of fantasy and that is exactly what became of it. This is one intimidating dildo and one of the largest that doesn't fall into the category of "comically oversized". The length and girth of this thing makes it a pretty ideal size-queen cock. Weighing in at a lofty 1.1 lbs, things start to get interesting.

If you are able to use the suction cup base, the size and weight become less impactful. It maintains its balance fairly well and a little bit of guidance is all that is needed to get things going. If you are "manually" inserting this, the weight becomes a bit cumbersome. Despite the orifice stretching power of this cock, the weight seems to fight the tendency to stay inserted. Not to mention you get tired of holding the thing (though you can legitimately tell your friends you lifted weights during an intense workout)!

If you have seen Shane Diesel in action and want to experience the full stretching that his cock provides, you are not likely to be disappointed (it is made from a mold of his enormous member). If you are looking to be one of the few people that manage to take Shane Diesel in your ass, be VERY careful. You will want to work your way up to this thing.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The texture of the cock is pretty amazing. New Sensations appears to have captured the highly veined appearance of Shane's cock in a mostly realistic form. The bulbous scrotum on it makes you believe that you will receive a huge load as your reward!

It takes some time to warm this dildo up. It is recommended that you do so, unless you are trying for cold sensation play. Boiling the dildo for a few minutes beforehand did wonders for this (please test the temperature of it before touching it to your genitals).

The color is pretty representative of Shane for those after the added element of interracial action.

The smell is horrendous. After almost a year of ownership (with much cleaning and boiling) the smell appears to only have gotten worse. We keep this wrapped up in a towel in our drawer to suppress the smell. Something air tight would be best but then again you will likely get bowled over once you crack the seal.

It is rather sticky (tacky is more like it but that word conjures other images). I dropped it on the floor during a session once and it came back up with every hair and bit of lint on the carpet where it landed.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

In the category of realistic dildos this one is aces! It looks exactly like Shane Diesel's mammoth manhood, right down to the flared head and veiny shaft. They did such a good job, it really could be put on display.

This is not at all for the timid, tight or untrained opening. It is firm enough to feel like an erect cock, yet flexible enough to give a little when being inserted. There really is only one word that fits this dildo, and that is BIG! Let's be realistic here (see what I did there?) Shane Diesel was featured in a long running DVD series entitled "I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing". You don't become a featured performer in a series like that unless your cock is a sweet, sweet challenge.

For a nice little surprise, grab the cock at the base, above the balls and give it a good hard squeeze while inserted in your (or your partner's) opening of choice. Just like a stress ball it will expand the rest a little bit. Perfect for when feeling like you couldn't possibly feel more full and stretched out. Of course one should always exercise the utmost caution when pushing bodily boundaries with large toys such as this.
    • Realistic

Performance

The suction cup is well designed. Set vertically on a tabletop or edge of the bath tub, the dildo will probably stay put forever. What a greeting you would get to come in and see that massive cock standing at attention, begging to give you some attention!

It seemed unlikely that any suction cup could hold up such a heavy dildo when attached to something horizontally like a door or the wall of the shower. Just for kicks we wet the suction cup and stuck it to the wall of the shower while we fooled around. It did not fall, however it does appear as if it wanted to tear away since the suction cup base seems to be molded separately of the rest of the dildo. That isn't likely to cause an issue for anyone.

Care and Maintenance

There is a lot of care that needs to go into owning this dildo. It is porous enough that skipping cleanings because you are orgasmically wiped out could be a problem. If that sounds like you (be honest here), then it would be advisable to get some magnum condoms to put on before play time.

Lube is something that you probably need, ESPECIALLY if you feel like taking the back door challenge with it.

This dildo is made out of TPR (specifically UR3). It is strongly recommended that you use the right type of lube (silicone-based or water-based).
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The dildo comes in a box with Shane's face and an image of the cock on it. There is a "signed" fan photo inside. The photo is a not very flattering image of Shane sitting in a car squeezing his cock like he is trying to maintain an erection. This wasn't purchased for the photo, but I did think they could have chosen a more flattering, fantasy inducing, image.

There were plenty of straightforward instructions on care and use included.
    • Not discreet

Experience

I bought this as a way to experience the fantasy of watching my wife take on a massive cock. In an unrecommended move, I didn't tell her that was what was going on. She only knew there was a new (and heavy) toy in the overnight bag I made her carry through the hotel lobby.

The size of the toy took her by surprise and she was certain that it would never fit. It took some patience and lube before she could insert it. Slow and steady folks!

Over time, she has come to quite enjoy the full, stretched out sensation. It is absolutely a toy that requires the right mood. When she is in the mood, WATCH OUT because there is some hot, kinky action coming!
    • Interracial
    • Kinky
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  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    Congratulations on an excellent first review!

    One question: What's a "seaweed challenge"?
  • Sincerely Yours, N
    Sincerely Yours, N  
    This is an incredible first review! Thank you very much for it! It's a shame about the smell; I can't handle smelly toys. I do agree that they could have included a better picture though!
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Wow, what a marvelous review! Would be nice if there's a scaled-down silicone version!
  • Itthings
    Itthings  
    Thanks for the positive comments. I look forward to writing some more.

    @Wicked Wahine - Seaweed??? LOL That was an autocorrect mistake I didn't notice. It is fixed now.
  • Pete's Princess
    Pete's Princess  
    Excellent review. Too big for me, but I enjoyed your detailed descriptions.
  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    How funny about the "seaweed challenge"!! I am glad I wasn't out of the loop and not hip to some new phrase. Thanks for fixing it!
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