Squirt - dildo by Tantus - review by Tuesday

Squirt is a big, extra firm, well-made dildo that gives more clitoral stimulation while you use it than other G-spot toy I've tried. It's a good choice for those who want a beautiful, girthy silicone toy.

It's also suitable for anal use and for harness play.

Squirt is made of ultra-premium silicone. It's quite firm, smooth and without texture. It has no scent at all.

It's also non-porous, latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and non-toxic.

Squirt is five and a half inches in circumference, a little more than what is stated on this site. It has the same width from near the tip all the way to the base.

It has a flared base, so it’s suitable for anal use if you can handle a toy this size for that. It’s also harness compatible. Since it’s so firm, it won't sag while in a harness. The base is smooth and flat so it should be comfortable used this way.

Squirt is shaped almost like a question mark. But what question could it be asking? Can you handle my deliciously firm girth? Would you please turn the lights on so you can see my beautiful swirls? White, pink or purple?

It’s truly beautiful with glittery, shimmery pearlescent swirls running all through it.

The first couple of times I used Squirt, it felt like I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't immediately find a rhythm with this toy. I wasn't sure how far to insert it. Was the idea to push both the tip and the entire curved section back and forth across my G-spot? The product overview says it’s designed to cup your G-spot in its curve. That felt just weird. Now I don't try to insert it that far.

In fact, Squirt works best when thrust so that the middle of it, where the curved part becomes straight, thumps against your clitoris as you use it. I always push my clitoris down when I use dildos, just for the extra sensation. Squirt reaches up to meet it.

Rabbits don't work for me (I can't feel the internal vibrations of the two I've tried - Ina, Calla Lily) and the Handmaiden is too big to give the dual mechanical stimulation it promised. So Squirt is as close as I've ever come to a toy that can give me simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation.

If it could give simultaneous G-spot/clitoral stimulation it would be perfect, but the alternating stimulation it provides is good too.

I tried rotating Squirt around since the product description mentions that technique. I personally found that to feel strange and not particularly pleasurable.

You can also insert this so the curve is near your clitoris and then just rock it back and forth. This is nice and definitely worth trying, but I personally have a strong preference for thrusting.

Squirt is made of ultra-premium silicone, an easy care material. It can be cleaned with soap and water. It can also be sterilized with a ten percent bleach solution, by boiling or in the top rack of a dishwasher.

Traditionally, water-based lubes are recommended for silicone toys to prevent lube-product interactions that could damage the toy. I applied some Pink silicone lubricant to the base of Squirt, rubbed it in and let it sit there for awhile. There was no evidence of reaction at all after I washed Pink off. This is clearly made of the highest quality silicone. You could use silicone lube with this if you desire.

When I first received Squirt I could feel static electricity as I opened and closed my hand around it. I don't notice that anymore. Perhaps it’s too humid.

Squirt arrives in simple plastic packaging with generic instructions and product information suitable for multiple Tantus toys.

I had very high expectations for Squirt. Given its shape, size and positive reviews, I thought it could be the near perfect dildo; indeed, it is very good. Even though it feels great, somehow I don't find myself longing to use it again and again, as I have with other toys. It just hasn't reached the intensity of experience that I've found with a few other toys.