Can I Marry It?
Published: September 25, 2008
extremely useful review
Excellent toy--very fun, pleasurable, and durable. Feels like the real thing and really fills you up! I wouldn't recommend it for beginners, though. Definitely worth your money.
Pros:
Feels real, textured, feels great inside, big and long enough to satisfy.
Cons:
Smell, color fades away, extra maintenance.
Wow.
This toy is amazing.
Firstly, I wouldn't recommend it to beginners because of the size. I got the 7" version, and it's got quite a girth as well. The ballsy is definitely a toy for those who want to be filled.
Secondly - whoa, is this thing lifelike! The head is slightly larger in proportion, but that just adds to the sensation. It feels so real! It's soft like skin yet firm enough to insert; flexible but durable. Veins texture the shaft, and the balls are just the right size and flexibility to feel real too.
When I pulled the dildo out of the box, it had an odd smell. Even after a few washings the smell resided. Now after several uses and more washes it's faded, but is still slightly present. Also, there are little bubbles in the material it's made out of inside. I'm not sure if this is a defect or not, but it doesn't affect the performance of the dildo, just the look. Something that did bother me, however, was that the 'blush' is gone. I don't know if it washed off or what, but the tip used to be pink and is now clear.
At first I thought this dildo would simply be too big and too soft for anal penetration - but I managed it. It takes quite a bit of effort to put it in anally (I wouldn't recommend anal with it for people without patience!) but it was well worth every second. The texture feels wonderful inside. With the flared base, it's safe for anal and compatible with O-ring harnesses. [Editor's note: we highly recommend using a condom over this toy for anal penetration, especially if also being used vaginally.]
As for the degree of firmness of the dildo, I love it. It's a little harder to get in at first, but it's worth it in the long run. Stiffer dildos just don't feel as real as this one does. It's flexible enough to bend just the way you want it, but firm enough for easy thrusting.
Because of the material this dildo is made of--UR3--it requires a bit of extra care. It should be cleaned thoroughly before and after each use since the material is highly porous. It should be dusted with cornstarch between uses to keep it from getting sticky, and kept away from other toys. Also, since the material is so porous a condom should be used over it especially when sharing. Only water-based lubricants should be used with this dildo; others will cause it to degrade.
Overall, this is a fabulous toy. It's definitely not for beginners or the impatient, but it feels so realistic. I love it!
This toy is amazing.
Firstly, I wouldn't recommend it to beginners because of the size. I got the 7" version, and it's got quite a girth as well. The ballsy is definitely a toy for those who want to be filled.
Secondly - whoa, is this thing lifelike! The head is slightly larger in proportion, but that just adds to the sensation. It feels so real! It's soft like skin yet firm enough to insert; flexible but durable. Veins texture the shaft, and the balls are just the right size and flexibility to feel real too.
When I pulled the dildo out of the box, it had an odd smell. Even after a few washings the smell resided. Now after several uses and more washes it's faded, but is still slightly present. Also, there are little bubbles in the material it's made out of inside. I'm not sure if this is a defect or not, but it doesn't affect the performance of the dildo, just the look. Something that did bother me, however, was that the 'blush' is gone. I don't know if it washed off or what, but the tip used to be pink and is now clear.
At first I thought this dildo would simply be too big and too soft for anal penetration - but I managed it. It takes quite a bit of effort to put it in anally (I wouldn't recommend anal with it for people without patience!) but it was well worth every second. The texture feels wonderful inside. With the flared base, it's safe for anal and compatible with O-ring harnesses. [Editor's note: we highly recommend using a condom over this toy for anal penetration, especially if also being used vaginally.]
As for the degree of firmness of the dildo, I love it. It's a little harder to get in at first, but it's worth it in the long run. Stiffer dildos just don't feel as real as this one does. It's flexible enough to bend just the way you want it, but firm enough for easy thrusting.
Because of the material this dildo is made of--UR3--it requires a bit of extra care. It should be cleaned thoroughly before and after each use since the material is highly porous. It should be dusted with cornstarch between uses to keep it from getting sticky, and kept away from other toys. Also, since the material is so porous a condom should be used over it especially when sharing. Only water-based lubricants should be used with this dildo; others will cause it to degrade.
Overall, this is a fabulous toy. It's definitely not for beginners or the impatient, but it feels so realistic. I love it!
Experience
I LOVE the feeling of the balls on this dildo slapping my ass as I thrust hard and fast with it!
Follow-up commentary
22 days after original review
The thin surface layer on this dildo has started peeling off--it's not a large amount, just a tiny spot near the tip. There are a few places on the shaft that look a little rough like they're about to start peeling off too. However, since you really should use a condom with this anyway it's not a big deal. Other than that it's holding up great and when I wear mine out I'll most likely buy a new one.
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Condom use for safe sharing includes personal use with multiple orifices.
I think the color often fades away of toys of this material, probably washes away because they're so porous.
Are the balls stiff, or do they move pretty well? I often wonder how much that slapping sensation appeals to women, but it sounds like you enjoy it. Thanks for the review.
The balls move pretty well - I like it!
Yeah, I was still disappointed that it faded though. :(
It sounds like something well worth wearing out!
Oh, yeah, Rich. Definitely worth wearing out!
That one is fantastic. I use it with silicone lube (I know I shouldn't) and have it for some years now, still in perfect shape. Even tried Vaseline and worked just fine. Have bought the whole range :-)