James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Bex1331

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James Deen's Silicone Vibrating Cock is a realistic mold of pornstar James Deen's cock. The material looks very realistic but the feel isn't quite right, adding lube makes it better but you still won't mistake it for the real thing. The most disappointing part about this toy was the size! Its a great toy but it's just too big for me! Overall it's a great and realistic product though.
Published:
Pros:
+ Realistic Look/Shape
+ Safe Material
+ Useable with or without the bullet
Cons:
- Not the most realistic to the touch
- Buzzy vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock is designed to be an exact replica of James Deen's penis and as such could be used for pretty much anything a humans penis could be used for. Of course there's the obvious use of vaginal penetration, in addition, the large balls and body safe silicone make it anal safe as well. It can also be used for simulating oral sex or any of the many other things you have imagined doing to the lovely James Deen.

Obviously this rather large, erect cock is not designed for packing and the large balls at the base would make it difficult if not impossible to use for strap on play. Both the dildo and the insertable bullet are waterproof so you can even bring him into the bath, shower, pool, or any other wet environment in which you would like to play.

Finally, there is James Deen's suggested use of this silicone mold, which is to throw it at people who have angered you. It also makes a lovely dildo-sword.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • All over body

Material / Texture

James Deen's cock (or at least this incarnation of it) is made of 100% body safe silicone. This means it is totally nonporous and it can be easily sanitized by boiling, wiping it down in a 10% bleach solution, or running it through the dishwasher on the top rack (without soap). Since it can be sanitized this means it can be shared between partners or orifices as long as the proper precautions are taken in between, if you choose not to do that you can use a condom for protection. The cock has no taste but it does have a faint chemical smell but only when placed against the nose.

As part of it's realistic design the cock has a faint texture in the form of raised veins along the shaft and a very pronounced head. The texture of the veins is not overwhelming and only adds to the realistic feel. The silicone itself is firm enough that it stands on it's own and snaps back to shape when it is bent, it does have some give, but not much. The surface of the cock is the one point where it is the least realistic, the material has a surprising amount of drag and feels almost rubbery to the touch. A little bit of lube helps it along and makes it feel a bit more realistic but still not quite perfect.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size



James Deen has one huge cock! With a full 6.5 inches insertable and almost 6.5 inches in circumference at it's widest point it is quite intimidating. The design is obviously very realistic and with the size being so large it is far from a discrete toy. If stored in a pouch or box it could be hidden well enough at home but it is not great for travel.

The design of this toy is impeccable with an incredible attention to detail. It features raised ridges and veins along the shaft in addition to a well shaped head all the way down to the lopsided scrotum and even a ridge of skin between the shaft and balls.




    • Large
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As a dildo the James Deen silicone vibrating cock is firm whether or not the bullet is inserted into the base. The included bullet is 5 inches and is inserted into the length of the toy using the included James Deen Powder (aka corn starch), although I find that lube works better and makes it easier to remove after use (it is a rather tight fit). The bullet itself if quite powerful and features 3 (rather buzzy) speeds. I find it uncomfortable to hold outside of the dildo because it is so buzzy, but it does need to be that powerful to feel anything through the thick silicone. Once it is inserted into the dildo the strength is dampened but not so much that you can't feel it, it's about 3 vrooms. It is controlled by a single push button on the base and I noticed that if you put the battery sleeve in upside down the button won't work. The toy will still turn on but the functions won't change. It also features a rubber o-ring around the base to protect it and make it safe for use in the shower or tub. Before the bullet is inserted into the toy it is approximately 3-4 bees, it's pretty loud, but once it is inserted it is quieter, around 2-3 bees but it's still too loud for me, I would have dealt with it if it was more powerful but it was relatively low on the power scale and a bit too loud so I usually leave it out. The toy is equally firm whether it is inserted or not.
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Since the Silicone Cock is made of Silicone it can be sanitized thoroughly. For simple cleaning you can wipe it down with antibacterial soap and warm water but to sanitize it either wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution or boil it in a pot large enough so it does not touch the sides (which would have to be a pretty big pot). The bullet can be cleaned with soap and warm water.

I store mine in the original packaging but it could also be stored in the bag it came with or wrapped in a cloth. Remember, your toys should not be allowed to touch each other because many silicone composites have chemicals that will damage other silicone toys when they come in contact. I would recommend against using this with silicone lubes as well, as the silicone can damage the surface, but if you absolutely MUST use your favorite silicone lube with this then do a spot test on the base first.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy is packaged in a rather large box with some pretty non discrete pictures of James Deen on the front, back, and inside flap. It contains the dildo, the bullet, the James Deen powder, and a protective bag all in a plastic shell.



    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Being a big fan of James Deen myself I was very excited to pick up this toy, and when it arrived I was a little surprised by how big it was but I didn't let this discourage me. Unfortunately when I got down to business, after starting out with a few warm up toys, James was still too big for me. I could feel myself stretching around him and there was only so much I can take. I haven't finished my adventure with James and I'm working up to being able to take him completely, so that when the real James shows up at my door I'll be ready (it's gonna happen I swear) but in the meantime I'm a work in progress.
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