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The Neptune's Penis is a small diameter but very textured vibrator. This is made in fun colors and is definitely not an intimidating toy. If you do not mind using a jelly toy, like a harder plastic jelly material and want lots of rounded and realistic texture - this is the vibrator for you!
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Pros:
Textured.
Smaller diameter.
Powerful vibrations.
Cons:
More plastic feeling than jelly.
JELLY.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

With the smaller diameter and fun colors, the Neptune's Penis would make a fun, non-intimidating first vibrator for women and couples. Due to the lack of flared base, slippery material and small shape, I would not suggest this one for anal play.

It makes a good teaser vibrator for sensory play. The Neptune is waterproof, and works very well in the tub, shower or hot tub. My husband and I take this camping and to the lakes with us, if it is lost or left behind then we are not out as much money as we would be with our luxury vibrators. Just remember batteries and lube!!

The Neptune can be used for penetration, clitoral and mild G-spot stimulation, nipples, external anal and vaginal teasing and also for people who need a smaller girthed vibrator. It is only 1" diameter.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Neptune's Penis is a hard and rigid jelly vibrator. This is more like a hard plastic than any jelly I have encountered. Jelly has a safety rating of 2 on the Eden safety chart due to its being very porous, inability to be sanitized and it contains phthalates. For an in depth explanation of phthalates, check out this link: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate]. If you share your toys or want to reduce your possible exposure to phthalates, please use a condom with this toy.

The texture is very hard and bumpy. Jelly usually has quite a bit of give to the material the hardness feels very pleasant. It has no high drag. Be sure to use either water based, (preferable for cleanliness of the material and ease of cleaning), or silicone lube when using this vibrator. Jelly has been known to cause small fissures or tears in delicate areas if used dry, but with this being a herd material, you should not have to worry about that issue.

Neptune's Penis is textured realistically with veins on the shaft and a slightly enlarged head. Since it is a smaller diameter replica, I would not call it lifelike, just realistically detailed. With two fun colors To choose from, this will be a nice addition for those who like jelly toys, vibrations, texture and little girth.

Ther is an odor to the vibrator, but it fades quite a bit with the first wash and air dry. I will not taste jelly materials, sorry.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Neptune's Penis is a smaller, less intimidating shaped vibrator. It measures 6" long with 4 7\8" that are insertable and is 1" in diameter. I think the color choices are fun, the shape is great for stimulation and the size is excellent beginners or teasing.

The material was a bit harder than other jellies and after I bought my pink one, my husband bought me a red one. He forgot about my pink one. The red one was plush, flexible and actually is completely jelly-like. It was the same item, same packaging and same store. Maybe the rigidity has to do with the coloring?

This is easy to hide, could be suitable for travel if packaged correctly, a nice make-up bag would work for your toy and lube.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic shape

Functions / Performance / Controls

The battery is accessed by unscrewing the base and inserting 2 AA batteries. Replace the base, screw it on very tightly for waterproofing if used in the water. To turn the vibrator on and adjust the speed of your vibrations, just turn the black dial on the bottom.

The vibrations are located right under the head of the penis. You can faintly see the motor inside. The vibrations are pretty powerful and are dispersed nicely throughout the shaft. This is pretty self-explanatory and easy to use.

The noise level starts out at a low hum and grows to a louder vibration as you turn the speed of the motor up. It ends up being around as loud as a wand, so make sure you are home alone or have adequate background noise.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Wash the Neptune is warm, soapy water. Use a mild detergent and rinse it thoroughly. I use a baby's toothbrush to clean the detailing. Dry this thoroughly and make sure you go over it with a toy cleaner. When you start to notice an odor that is not material related, it is time to throw this vibrator away. This will harbor bacteria.

Store this separate from other material. Jelly is incompatible and the phthalates might leak out onto your other materials and cause some serious damage. Store it in a cooler, dark space to prevent discoloration and melting.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I am going to permanently retire Neptune. The jelly is just not a material I want to play around with anymore. I figure that with the experience level I have with toys, I know what I do and don't like as far as stimulation. There is no reason for me to buy cheaper jelly toys to experiment with and see if I like the feeling or sensation before purchasing a more expensive model.
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