Crystal Clearly Yours

The performance of this toy completely makes up for it's odd smell. Although it doesn't have any vibrating bells and whistles, it still leaves an impression and is a fantastic addition to anyone's collection. It is most definitely worth buying, as the price won't leave your wallet empty. It's my new favorite toy!
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Pros:
Allows for a hands free experience, sturdy suction cup feature, great work out.
Cons:
The odor.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

I love this thing, and that's mainly because it can be used in as many ways as you can come up with. Using the suction cup, it can stick to pretty much any (and I mean any) flat surface and stay there. It's fun by yourself, but fun with a partner, too. I'd say the best time to use it is in the shower, but it's great fun to experiment and find other places to put it (e.g. door frames, bed posts and the like).

This toy is probably best suited for amateurs, with some but not a whole lot of experience with sex toys. It's a fantastic addition to a collection, and I think everyone should have one, but maybe start smaller and work your way up. It's a little intimidating when it arrives, because it's rather large and realistic, but awesome once you get started!

A safety precaution I'd like to bring to your attention, however, is if and when you use lubricant, be careful not to let any leak underneath the suction cup. You'll have to dry it off, because it'll get very slippery and will definitely un-stick itself from wherever you've chosen to put it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I did immediately notice an odor when I first got it. It's not bad necessarily, especially after you wash it (and I'd wash it initially) but it does linger. It's a mix of silicone and something kind of fruity that must have been added to combat the silicone smell. I actually have grown to like it, but just be aware of that fact. It's squishy and flexible, but is firm when you squeeze it, imitating a real penis. It's made to appear realistic, and is complete with veins and a circumcised tip (though you can see that from the picture). If you find this strange like I did at first, you might not with this jelly version, because the clear/pink color of it gives it a slightly more imaginative feel. The texture itself is something anyone can handle, as it's relatively smooth. With the "balls" (they're half of balls, really) and suction cup, there's also no way you can insert it too far, which is a nice feature to have.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

As I mentioned in the material section, I initially thought dildos that were designed more realistically were a little too "real" for me. But I really like the fact that it's clear (or pink) as this means it doesn't look like someone's penis has detached itself from its owner and is now wandering around freely.

I thought the size was a little intense at first when I took it out to look at it. I was like "Wow, it's big...and there's a bigger version?!" But when I tried it out, I found that it's just right.

It's not exactly suitable for travel, unless you're planning on putting this in your luggage and taking it to another city/state/country. Other than that, it's not something you can just whip out of your purse, that's for sure.
    • Realistic

Performance

I've stuck this to several things so far (I love the suction cup feature and had to try it out immediately) and so far it's done really well. Walls, door frames, dresser drawers, showers...Just stick it and pull to make sure its stuck and it'll withstand whatever you dish out. I honestly can't find anything negative to say, because I find this so entertaining. You have complete control over how fast/hard you want it once it's stuck to whatever, and I think that's excellent, but I insist you try it for yourself.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

This is very easy to care for. It washes with simple soap and water (go with unscented bar soap in case you're allergic to anything else) and can be stored in its original box and put under your bed or in your closet; wherever you choose. Let it air dry, however, as fibers from whatever you dry it with will stick to it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy came in a clear plastic package with green designs on the edges and was very clearly labeled as the 6 inch ballsy cock (with suction cup). The back of the box essentially says: "stick it where you want it and have fun," which is really all you need to know. I found this box great to keep for storage, as it has a plastic piece inside with a mold to keep the toy in.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This toy gives a great work out. I have actually been sore after every use, in that I-must-have-used-those-muscles-yesterday kind of way. I find this to be a great added bonus. It also leaves your hands free do to whatever you wanna do ;). The price won't leave you broke and it's completely worth it.

Experience

With my partner involved, it was like having a threesome with another invisible partner, and my toy has been humorously dubbed Casper.(Har har, get it? The friendly ghost?) In short, it was awesome, and allowed me to have the most athletic sex I've ever had. If you don't have it, get it. I really do recommend it.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is still great. It's my backup boyfriend when mine is out of town ;) I love experimenting with it and trying to come up with new places to put it. If you don't have one, get one! Seriously, it's absolutely worth it. I still stand by every word I said in my review.
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Comments
  • Annemarie
    Annemarie  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lustful Dreams
    Lustful Dreams  
    I've never owned a suction cup dildo before - this is definitely a possibility.
  • gone77
    gone77  
    I've never had a crystal jellies dildo before, but I kinda like the look of this.

    Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Nice review!
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